Create your own sexual euphemism using video game terms.

[Existential Banana]

"Hope I don't go FTL, baby"
"I want to detonate my explosive in your cloning lab, baby"
"I'll be the EVE hypo, you be the veins"
"Press the Left Bumper to mount the turret"
"I wanna park my car in your garage"

 

[SimuLord]

I'm a paladin. Wanna see my Brotherhood of Steel?

I sent a missile into the mountain range and the missile did some splash damage.

Press X to not have me fuck you. "There is no X button, we're in bed!" Oh well, you failed the quick-time event.

 

[T3h Merc]

"It was kind of like if she was a loading bay,and I was a crate"

 

[Sir Kemper]

I'd sap that.
[small]Nice and simple to start. [/small]

Or if your an engie...

"I'd Build that."

anyway, mines: "I'd let her play with MY joystick"

Or the more subtle

"She Hardens my rain!"

Both of those were terrible and i am sorry.

 

[Burst6]

I'd rotate that a quarter-circle forward and punch.

Wait...

In response to this, i have already light punch|light punch|back|light kick|hard punched that.

 

[PunchClockVillain]

(name) uses (sexual act) on (name)...


Its Super Effective!!!

 

[Code Monkey]

I'd toggle her thumbstick.

 

[SimuLord]

Press X to not have me fuck you. "There is no X button, we're in bed!" Oh well, you failed the quick-time event.

I always have a Controller near my bed. I use my PS3 to stream and watch Shows and Movies before bed lol. This one could Fail me.

I keep a DS next to my bed, but I can't see the girl reaching over for it to flip it open and press X! That would be a horrible way to get rejected!

 

[Juven Ignus]

I'll need a walkthrough to get past this dungeon!

...

no?

 

[Theron Julius]

"Hit them with your launcher!!"

 

[Nannernade]

Lol I can't compete against any of these. XD

 

[thestickman91]

I'd bomb her dodongo

 

[Jekken6]

'My dick is like Demons Souls, it's so fucking hard'

 

[ScreamingSoulcatcher]

Time to re-charge my beam katana!
*shakes mote up and down in obscene fashion*