Creative uses for guns

[Jonluw]

You can use them to drain water from your car.

 

[Vicarious Reality]

I do not rrrrrrrreeeecall anyone mentioning gardening

I actually remember someone that tried to claim that he shot his wife or someone through a house wall while trying to make holes for screws

 

[saintdane05]

Opening those locks on Lockers. The really crappy one's found at school.

 

[Al-Bundy-da-G]

Spoiler

Nun-chucks

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Is that Michalangelos weapon in the new hardcore reboot of Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles?

Yea. Have you seen Leonardo's new weapon?

 

[Risingblade]

...for sex? Just keep you hand off the trigger

 

[Mariakko]

Scratching hard to reach places,

...for sex? Just keep you hand off the trigger

Same rule applies.

 

[Kuranesno7]

getting free dvds from Best Buy if you're Deadpool.

 

[ElPatron]

intimidation

No. Just no. Anyone who plans on using a gun for intimidation is an asshole and shouldn't be eligible to own guns in the first place.

"With great power comes a great responsibility" and things like that. You only draw a gun when you have to use it, it's not supposed to be brandished around. If you have to draw a gun, you must have a pretty good reason to holster it without shooting - otherwise the situation wasn't a big enough of an emergency to justify the use of a firearm.

When someone decides to use a gun for defensive purposes, in that situation the gun's sole purpose is to kill - it's not a recreational tool and it's not a toy. Don't want to kill, use a baseball bat.

...for sex? Just keep you hand off the trigger

"never point the muzzle at something you are not willing to destroy"

Meh. Some men like to think themselves as "****-destroyers" anyway...

 

[Professor James]

Also some none humorous uses for guns: frightening, target practice

 

[shootthebandit]

as a method of expressing ones excitement like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUTqW32gx9k

 

[MrStab]

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Long lasting inside jokes (I wonder if anyone will get this)-

Spoiler

Cannot agree enough. Pissed myself laughing.

 

[gigastar]

I would swear that theres at least one rube goldberg machine out there that uses a gun, but a search didnt turn one up. Or maybe i wasnt bothered to look hard enough.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

A quick, long range delivery system for sausages.
Turning electrical devices off.
What the Mythbusters do with them.

 

[The Funslinger]

Amateur foot surgery, because that's likely to happen 89% of the time when you dick around with guns.

Only if you have the IQ of a glass of water.

That said, I do know two people who've shot themselves in the foot. Fortunately just with air rifles. That said, on the scale of intelligence, these two would need three promotions to become shit stains.

Edit: I say "that said" a lot, don't I?

 

[katsumoto03]

intimidation

No. Just no. Anyone who plans on using a gun for intimidation is an asshole and shouldn't be eligible to own guns in the first place.

"With great power comes a great responsibility" and things like that. You only draw a gun when you have to use it, it's not supposed to be brandished around. If you have to draw a gun, you must have a pretty good reason to holster it without shooting - otherwise the situation wasn't a big enough of an emergency to justify the use of a firearm.

When someone decides to use a gun for defensive purposes, in that situation the gun's sole purpose is to kill - it's not a recreational tool and it's not a toy. Don't want to kill, use a baseball bat.

...for sex? Just keep you hand off the trigger

"never point the muzzle at something you are not willing to destroy"

Meh. Some men like to think themselves as "****-destroyers" anyway...

OT: I'd use it as a percussion instrument.

 

[JaceArveduin]

As mentioned, they can be used for clearing exits or making new ones. There also good for keeping the neighbor's kids off your lawn.

 

[Starik20X6]

- Turing any piece of cheese Swiss
- Long distance messaging (engrave message into the bullet)

 

[Risingblade]

...for sex? Just keep you hand off the trigger

I've had a LARGE knife involved with sex, but never a gun, i would HOPE you wouldn't load it.

Oh but think of the excitement almost like russian roulette

 

[Waaghpowa]

Turning off lights.
Turning on TV's.
Opening cans.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

William Burrough's work and:

That was genuinely fascinating. Some very odd looking slugs in there. What was that one with the really flat nose and thin mid-section?

OT: Making homeless people dance