Creative uses for guns

[Ruedyn]

Nun-chucks

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Is that Michalangelos weapon in the new hardcore reboot of Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles?

 

[=y]

I want to make a shed out of Mosin-Nagants someday.

 

[II2]

William Burrough's work...

Don't forget William Tell games.

Oh snap!!! :O

I meant more along these lines of his later work than his early tragedies:

 

[Jonluw]

You can use them to drain water from your car.

 

[Vicarious Reality]

I do not rrrrrrrreeeecall anyone mentioning gardening

I actually remember someone that tried to claim that he shot his wife or someone through a house wall while trying to make holes for screws

 

[saintdane05]

Opening those locks on Lockers. The really crappy one's found at school.

 

[Al-Bundy-da-G]

Spoiler

Nun-chucks

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Is that Michalangelos weapon in the new hardcore reboot of Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles?

Yea. Have you seen Leonardo's new weapon?

 

[Risingblade]

...for sex? Just keep you hand off the trigger

 

[Mariakko]

Scratching hard to reach places,

...for sex? Just keep you hand off the trigger

Same rule applies.

 

[Kuranesno7]

getting free dvds from Best Buy if you're Deadpool.

 

[ElPatron]

intimidation

No. Just no. Anyone who plans on using a gun for intimidation is an asshole and shouldn't be eligible to own guns in the first place.

"With great power comes a great responsibility" and things like that. You only draw a gun when you have to use it, it's not supposed to be brandished around. If you have to draw a gun, you must have a pretty good reason to holster it without shooting - otherwise the situation wasn't a big enough of an emergency to justify the use of a firearm.

When someone decides to use a gun for defensive purposes, in that situation the gun's sole purpose is to kill - it's not a recreational tool and it's not a toy. Don't want to kill, use a baseball bat.

...for sex? Just keep you hand off the trigger

"never point the muzzle at something you are not willing to destroy"

Meh. Some men like to think themselves as "****-destroyers" anyway...

 

[Professor James]

Also some none humorous uses for guns: frightening, target practice

 

[shootthebandit]

as a method of expressing ones excitement like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUTqW32gx9k

 

[MrStab]

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Long lasting inside jokes (I wonder if anyone will get this)-

Spoiler

Cannot agree enough. Pissed myself laughing.

 

[gigastar]

I would swear that theres at least one rube goldberg machine out there that uses a gun, but a search didnt turn one up. Or maybe i wasnt bothered to look hard enough.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

A quick, long range delivery system for sausages.
Turning electrical devices off.
What the Mythbusters do with them.

 

[The Funslinger]

Amateur foot surgery, because that's likely to happen 89% of the time when you dick around with guns.

Only if you have the IQ of a glass of water.

That said, I do know two people who've shot themselves in the foot. Fortunately just with air rifles. That said, on the scale of intelligence, these two would need three promotions to become shit stains.

Edit: I say "that said" a lot, don't I?

 

[katsumoto03]

intimidation

No. Just no. Anyone who plans on using a gun for intimidation is an asshole and shouldn't be eligible to own guns in the first place.

"With great power comes a great responsibility" and things like that. You only draw a gun when you have to use it, it's not supposed to be brandished around. If you have to draw a gun, you must have a pretty good reason to holster it without shooting - otherwise the situation wasn't a big enough of an emergency to justify the use of a firearm.

When someone decides to use a gun for defensive purposes, in that situation the gun's sole purpose is to kill - it's not a recreational tool and it's not a toy. Don't want to kill, use a baseball bat.

...for sex? Just keep you hand off the trigger

"never point the muzzle at something you are not willing to destroy"

Meh. Some men like to think themselves as "****-destroyers" anyway...

OT: I'd use it as a percussion instrument.