Creepy Rollercoaster Will Kill You with Euphoria

[McMullen]

So...murdercoaster. No matter how humane this idea may or may not be, that guy has to realize on some level that he has just designed a device with the sole goal of killing people. And he seems jazzed about it.

You sound like a fun person to be around. Do people ever remark on how rarely you smile? I think that might be a problem for you.

2) Frat guys who think taking the murdercoaster and surviving would be awesome...

And.... that seems like a bad thing to you? I think this is one of the main reasons this thing should be built.

 

[Jezzascmezza]

Well that sounds like a pretty unusual way to go.
Probably fairly painless, though.

 

[cjbos81]

The worst part of a euthanasia roller coaster, no healthy food options in the concession stand.

Six flags...over your coffin.

Underneath the track, are there many uncollected skulls which fell off during the ride.

 

[Madara XIII]

While anyone who's played Roller Coaster Tycoon is guilty of designing a coaster that killed people,

But I didn't MEAN for it to do that! I just sucked at coaster design! I ONLY WANTED TO BUILD A BETTER SHUTTLE LOOP!

GAHAHAHAH Oh God Stop!! BWahahahaha I can't HAHAHAHA stop laughing! Hahaha wheeeew
Oh My God it's funny because it's true. I think we all were a little sadistic when it came to designing Roller Coasters. Hell I remember designing a Roller Coaster as High as I could only for it to crash into innocent civilians. Hehehe

 

[Ghengis John]

Maybe that's because Urbonas - and the whole idea of a Euthanasia Coaster - is just plain creepy.

Don't worry Greg, I agree with you.

 

[zombiejoe]

This...would make for a great story.

I must write!

lol

 

[zehydra]

To be honest, I find this idea a bit disturbing.

And I find this idea a bit awesome! BEST. DEATH. EVER!!

Strap me in boys. I'm going out in a blaze of happiness!

but that's like saying, the best shit-flavored ice cream...

 

[Madara XIII]

To be honest, I find this idea a bit disturbing.

And I find this idea a bit awesome! BEST. DEATH. EVER!!

Strap me in boys. I'm going out in a blaze of happiness!

but that's like saying, the best shit-flavored ice cream...

Either way someone's going to make it their ambition to to make it.
But I just cant stop laughing at the idea of a Killer Coaster! XD

 

[The Random One]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

That idea is as stupid as it's fascinating. It's a whole kilometer tall. Amazing. And it has seven loops - one for each sin!

Though I don't think we would be able to really say if it was a humane way of ending people's lives if we couldn't know how they felt afterwards. Maybe after a few seconds of euphoria they'd experience two minutes of crushing pain.

I like how he suggests it can also be used in cases of overpopulation - he surely has a leg in the future (even though he should keep it inside the cart at all times).

 

[sgt. soap mctavish]

My fear of roller coasters has expanded.

 

[Fursnake]

So how many times did they test it with live human test subjects before going public?

 

[The Urban Moose]

I am just imagining a big long roller coaster car pulling into the station, full of dead bodies. Some of them have smiles on their faces.

Good Lord. That is creepy.

 

[Fursnake]

Also, if I ride it and I don't, do I get my money back?

 

[The Floating Nose]

I personnally don't like this idea. I mean, there is nothing fun or cool about suicide. It's a terrible and sad thing.It is really a problem in society (said by someone who lives in Quebec, where suicide rates are through the fucking roof). This roller coaster IS really creepy.

But on a more idiotic note i gotta admit that it's kind of a creative way of dying...

 

[Ithera]

You must be this tall/depressed/terminal ill to ride. Costs 60$ for one go, no refunds and a coffin is not included (the ride is your coffin).

 

[Kadoodle]

I hope they have good safety standards; such high coasters can be dangerous.

You win for this comment.


But yeah, this does seem a bit creepy. Then again, it's a guy in an unfamiliar accent talking about his joyous death machine.

 

[masher]

Wait... where's the Euphoria bit..?

On another note, I'd definitely choose this way to die if I had to.

 

[GoAwayVifs]

... but did he test it?

The better question would be does it blend.

OT:I...can't really put my thoughts into words but I can just ask why he is so comfortable with creating a rollercoaster that could end somebody's life.So with that being said.WHY IS HE SO COMFORTABLE!?

He is so comfortable because it is meant to be used on the terminally ill so they don't have to suffer.

As far as coasters go this is really cool. I've even recreated this in Rollercoaster Tycoon (well as close as possible anyway, since the height limit on the game is really low.

Spoiler: Stupidly large picture

 

[Aiedail256]

While anyone who's played Roller Coaster Tycoon is guilty of designing a coaster that killed people,

But I didn't MEAN for it to do that! I just sucked at coaster design! I ONLY WANTED TO BUILD A BETTER SHUTTLE LOOP!

I successfully built a better shuttle loop! It had 5 loops and an excitement rating of 6.8!

On-topic: creepy? I think it's awesome. Yes, it is way too cost-ineffective to ever get built, but it's awesome.

Edit:

As far as coasters go this is really cool. I've even recreated this in Rollercoaster Tycoon (well as close as possible anyway, since the height limit on the game is really low.

Spoiler: Stupidly large picture

1. The Steel Twister coaster has no support height limit (other than the top of the map) and bigger loops.
2. I love the ride name! XD

 

[Vrach]

Cue reference to suicide booth in 3... 2... 1...

Can you use a coin on a string to get a ticket?