Creepy Rollercoaster Will Kill You with Euphoria

[GoAwayVifs]

I notice no one mentioned the part where it becomes impossible to breathe as the Gs increase, that happens before the happy part so I imagine there's a while of terror when the realization that you're suffocating and not quite happy about it yet.

Actually the people black out and die to to g-force alone and not g-force induced asphyxia. Most riders would be brain dead by the second loop. On top of all that you would get a massive dose of epinephrine which would nullify a lot of the fear reaction.

 

[GoAwayVifs]

I realized that after i built it. So I made this to fix that. It is not the euthanasia. coaster, but it would have the same effect. Also it is so massive I can barely fit it all on screen.

Spoiler: Lagre picture 2, electric boogaloo

Hmmm... remember it's G forces that kill, so those long hills would be danger-free. The only threatening part is the 3150-degree helix at the end.

Well actually, the -9g at the bottom of the hills would probably kill you, not to mention going around the narrowest unbanked corners possible would also be very adverse to your health.

 

[RandV80]

The Joker has already ordered three.

Quickly..Robin...if we..raise our arms..like so..at the loop..ascent....and scream on...the descent....it will divert enough blood to our brains..to survive!
[/Adam West Batman]

 

[Scytail]

I'm confused, how do they get those that change their mind and don't push the button back down without killing them?

So this is the same concept medically as the Hypoxia chamber they were testing at one point?

I have to say the coaster sounds preferable to the chamber or the operating table though, I feel sorry for the person who has the job of cleaning out the coaster cart of bodies and fluids.

You get to the top and only if you want to continue do you push the button.

"The coaster features a huge ascent - of the three minute ride, two is spent climbing the tower. At the top, the person riding in the car will have a chance to think about his life and the decision to end it. That's where the final decision will be made - only by pressing a button will the euthanasia recipient take the final plunge."

 

[BanicRhys]

Ooooh, I'd never be able to kill myself that way (if I wanted to die, that is). Roller coasters are just too scary.

Wait a minute, did he say it could help deal with overpopulation? Sentencing people to death by roller coaster seems awfully impractical.

 

[lacktheknack]

Spoiler: ''I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeee...''

"Free fallin'!" baaaa, ba ba, BAAA! "Yeah I'm fr-" *splat*

Anyone can make a roller coaster that kills you horribly...

I raise you one non-fatality!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__3VSF3NgXb4/TJ0x3r1XHcI/AAAAAAAADQ4/bOE14Bxr4s4/s1600/RollerCoasterTycoon3.JPG

 

[Jadak]

Wow. Can you imagine a more beautiful way to take your own life? Euphoric, gazing out at all of creation, visible as far as your eyes can see, never worrying about whether it will hurt, because you'll have no idea it's happening, just a blissful, serene rush into oblivion. Seeing the world rush by you, as you rushed through it, coming to a quite peaceful end. Imagine happily screaming, waving your arms in the air, coming to terms with both your own mortality and the infinite beauty of things around you...and letting that be your last conscious thought. If there was ever a way to go, that would be it.

Have you ever actually ridden a roller coaster?

 

[Aiedail256]

Anyone can make a roller coaster that kills you horribly...

I raise you one non-fatality!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__3VSF3NgXb4/TJ0x3r1XHcI/AAAAAAAADQ4/bOE14Bxr4s4/s1600/RollerCoasterTycoon3.JPG

no words required:

Spoiler: This thing is over 11,000 feet long

 

[lacktheknack]

My post got eaten. Sorry.

 

[lacktheknack]

Anyone can make a roller coaster that kills you horribly...

I raise you one non-fatality!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__3VSF3NgXb4/TJ0x3r1XHcI/AAAAAAAADQ4/bOE14Bxr4s4/s1600/RollerCoasterTycoon3.JPG

no words required:

Spoiler: This thing is over 11,000 feet long

Gah... I WILL CONTINUE THIS TOMORROW!

Mwuahahahahahaha, you won't know what hit you...

 

[JWAN]

Wow. Can you imagine a more beautiful way to take your own life? Euphoric, gazing out at all of creation, visible as far as your eyes can see, never worrying about whether it will hurt, because you'll have no idea it's happening, just a blissful, serene rush into oblivion. Seeing the world rush by you, as you rushed through it, coming to a quite peaceful end. Imagine happily screaming, waving your arms in the air, coming to terms with both your own mortality and the infinite beauty of things around you...and letting that be your last conscious thought. If there was ever a way to go, that would be it.

My thoughts exactly.
If this was real and I was suicidal I'd go out this way.

I can. Die from a heart attack brought on by jello wrestling playboy bunnies

 

[Outlaw Torn]

So...murdercoaster.

that needs to be a dethklok song

They already have Murdertrain A Comin', which is good enough!

 

[zehydra]

...god, can you imagine being one of the guys who has to take the bodies OFF the thing? Some things just can't pay enough.

I'm all for it, I mean, if you wanna kill yourself, that's certainly a cool way to do it. Better than razors or pills or a .38.

To clarify, if somebody really wants to kill themselves, they'll do it, no matter what. So this is certainly better than the alternative. What with the pills and the razor and blah blah.

I contest that notion.

 

[Blow_Pop]

Personally, I think that would be a freaking awesome way to die. Especially if I was diagnosed with a terminal illness. And I don't see what's so creepy about that. Well maybe put it in the middle of nowhere but....

 

[zehydra]

Anyone can make a roller coaster that kills you horribly...

I raise you one non-fatality!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__3VSF3NgXb4/TJ0x3r1XHcI/AAAAAAAADQ4/bOE14Bxr4s4/s1600/RollerCoasterTycoon3.JPG

no words required:

Spoiler: This thing is over 11,000 feet long

Can't think of a better way to dynamite my dunes.

 

[samsonguy920]

I have to admit, this would be an ideal way to go. Though the excitement might change the person's mind. I would highly recommend The End [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077504/] to anyone with the slightest thought of ending it all.

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

Yeah, because when someone's chosen state-sanctioned suicide what's going to make them change their mind?

The months of preparation and thought that you have to go through first?

The input of your family and your friends?

The promises made by medical science for the future (assuming a terminal or degenerative disease is involved)?

Nope, what we really need is to scare them with a big fuck-off drop! That'll make them realise the importance of their own mortality in the face of oblivion! Nothing says 'I want to enjoy what life I can' like 'Stop the ride, I want to get off!'

 

[Pandaman1911]

...god, can you imagine being one of the guys who has to take the bodies OFF the thing? Some things just can't pay enough.

I'm all for it, I mean, if you wanna kill yourself, that's certainly a cool way to do it. Better than razors or pills or a .38.

To clarify, if somebody really wants to kill themselves, they'll do it, no matter what. So this is certainly better than the alternative. What with the pills and the razor and blah blah.

I contest that notion.

...care to expand?

 

[zehydra]

...god, can you imagine being one of the guys who has to take the bodies OFF the thing? Some things just can't pay enough.

I'm all for it, I mean, if you wanna kill yourself, that's certainly a cool way to do it. Better than razors or pills or a .38.

To clarify, if somebody really wants to kill themselves, they'll do it, no matter what. So this is certainly better than the alternative. What with the pills and the razor and blah blah.

I contest that notion.

...care to expand?

"To clarify, if somebody really wants to kill themselves, they'll do it, no matter what. So this is certainly better than the alternative. What with the pills and the razor and blah blah."

I don't think that's true.

 

[Pandaman1911]

...god, can you imagine being one of the guys who has to take the bodies OFF the thing? Some things just can't pay enough.

I'm all for it, I mean, if you wanna kill yourself, that's certainly a cool way to do it. Better than razors or pills or a .38.

To clarify, if somebody really wants to kill themselves, they'll do it, no matter what. So this is certainly better than the alternative. What with the pills and the razor and blah blah.

I contest that notion.

...care to expand?

"To clarify, if somebody really wants to kill themselves, they'll do it, no matter what. So this is certainly better than the alternative. What with the pills and the razor and blah blah."

I don't think that's true.

Care to explain WHY? You know... forum? Point? Counterpoint? Discussion? Enlightenment? That sort of thing?