Creepy Rollercoaster Will Kill You with Euphoria

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Brutal Peanut

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I don't even enjoy regular roller coasters. They make my chest feel tight,..I also get motion sickness fairly easily when it comes to certain rides. I'm the 'hat and purse person' in the group waiting for everyone to get off the ride, by the exit.

Sounds a bit worrying, ...to me.
 

Aris Khandr

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NightmareLuna said:
I find this idea hilarious and awesome in all ways possible. It is good someone is finaly thinking of good ways to kill yourself. It is just silly it has to be done in a hospital and boring needle like a deathsentence...

HUMBUG! I say to that! Rollercoster of death is the way to go! Soon we will also have Whirlind ride of Doom! Bumpercars from Hell! And a Free Fall that NEVER STOPS FALLING!
I'm just imagining an amusement park where everything will kill you. With carnies trying to convince you that their Carousel of Doom is the way you want to die. It'd be strangely amusing to watch people compete over who gets to do me in.
 

Linda Bridget

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I'm surprised no one has said this yet.

Well if the drop doesn't kill you the rest of the ride will.

But seriously you will never see this in the US because even if our laws make this kind of thing illegal. (I say this because when my sister tried to commit suicide and failed the cops would have arrested her if she had not had a history of being mentally disturbed) No investor would serious place their money in the construction of this thing. Because they are all about repeat business.
 

Somebloke

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So nobody gets the impression that this is an *art* exhibition?

(...making everything, including the fellows rap, part of the installation; more designed to make you think and possibly convey a point, that is not necessarily to be taken at face value.)
 

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The Gentleman said:
Cue reference to suicide booth in 3... 2... 1...
please insert quarter and choose your method of death. todays special's are suffocation by nitrous oxide or death by chocolate.
 

Alcamonic

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Wait wait wait... At around 2:45 he says that in the future it might be used against overpopulation. Which country is seriously going to kill off people in that thing?
I can think of more fun ways to die, like duct-taped to the front of a train.
 

Eventidal

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The thing I find the most interesting here is the bit about the places where assisted suicide is already legal. I spent hundreds of hours with my Bioethics group over the course of a semester heavily researching and discussing this exact topic for a big paper. The Netherlands, Oregon and Washington were the only ones that came up at the time as having some form of legal AS. Though I don't recall it being so simple as getting an injection if you want it. (legally, that would be a nightmare!)
Basically our group's stance was that AS should be on option, but only for people in great pain, those in permanent vegetative states or the terminally ill. They only get it by request and there would have to be a thorough process to ensure it's not abused by any party involved.

Now I'm imagining the above groups of people riding this death machine. Some 70 year old lady with cancer going on the most insane roller coaster ride on the planet...

Rock on, Grandma. :)
 

Vault101

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dillirgaf said:
so to solve overpopulation, just build a machine to have people kill themselves. makes since in a homicidal kind of way.
uhhh no I dont think this was how it was intended

I thourght it was euthanasia, as in not just suicidal people (because they have a chance at a better life) but people who (from their own perspective) dont due to illness/disability
 

Freakzooi

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Greg Tito said:
Creepy Rollercoaster Will Kill You with Euphoria

A Lithuanian has designed a rollercoaster that produces enough G forces to kill you.

In the places where you are legally permitted to end your life - Belgium, Luxembourg, the Netherlands, Switzerland, and the U.S. states of Oregon and Washington - the process is very sterile. Medical staff inject those who wish to die with a poison cocktail designed to cause little or no pain and the person's life just ends.

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This part of the OP doesn't do justice to the fact that euthanasia is permitted, but that it definitely is not EASY to actually be granted one - atleast for the Netherlands and Belgium. It needs to be determined by two separate doctors that atleast the following requirements are met:

1. A voluntary and well-thought request by the patient
2. There is unbearable suffering without any prospects of getting better
3. There is no other reasonable solution for the situation the patient is in
4. The doctor can end the patient's life in a medically reasonable and painless way
(some others as well, but these are the most important)

So being euthanised isn't exactly easy, you can't just walk into a hospital (or theme-park for that matter) and ask for a clean death. It still is possible though, if the requirements are met. Mostly it's given to terminal cancer patients who can't even get out of bed, let alone climb into a coaster. So, unless there is a law change, death-by-coaster is regrettably illegal.

I wonder though, will an action-picture be taken during the plummet AND do the relatives still need to pay ridiculous amounts for said picture?^^
 

Char-Nobyl

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Wait a minute...this is just an excuse to build roller coasters that aren't up to code! Clever way of doing it, though.
 

Knife-28

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Dear god, let's just hope this guy doesn't become a super-villain, I mean, got, he's already got the accent. I mean, jesus, the whole idea is just creepy, slightly cool, but creepy.
 

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The Gentleman said:
Cue reference to suicide booth in 3... 2... 1...
You have selected "fast and awesome".

I forsee an awful lot of deaths involving drunk people daring each other to go on it.
 

LorienvArden

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I think it's a daring study, but not creepy.
For one thing, people getting on this would very likely beeing screened by the operators to weed out the drunk, recless or stupids who don't realize this WILL kill you.(In hindsight, those too stupid should proapably get a discount) Not might, but WILL. You have a minute to reflect your choice - given that you are alone and have the power to abort during that time present before you - this too will ensure that only those who really WANT to make the final descent.

I think trained coroners will find very little trouble reclaiming the body after the cart stops. If you've seen crash sites, you know those people have seen way worse then a propably slack jawed smiling corpse with rolled up eyes.

As a safe and humane way to end your life, I'ld say it ain't a terrible idea - just one with some problems concerning financing and marketing.
 

Uber Waddles

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You must be this tall to ride this roller coaster...?

In all seriousness though. Its a piece thats meant to catch your attention, but little after that. Suicide rollercoaster is just sadistic, like Rollercoaster Tycoon sadistic.

I'm also not a doctor, not yet atleast (stealing docterates is hard), but doesn't it take more than just a few seconds of going without blood for your brain to die? Thats one long rollercoaster you'd have to make. What if I, by some freak accident, survive. The rush of blood back into my head will NOT be euphoric - as opposed to a needle, which just puts a bit more poison into your blood.

What about cost? Practicality? If you are granted this, you're in a fucked up situation. Most people who would qualify would be bed bound, probably on life support machines, are in a coma, or any other host of medical reasons that won't allow you to get out of bed. Getting up, into the seats, then starting the ride up, and hoping it will work would probably cause the patient more pain that the euphoric ending you promised.