Creepy Rollercoaster Will Kill You with Euphoria

[tzimize]

Maybe that's because Urbonas - and the whole idea of a Euthanasia Coaster - is just plain creepy.

Really? I think as suicide methods go it is kind of awesome, it reminds me of the way I would chose to go (off a snow covered cliff on a rocket propelled hospital trolley, possibly with a cape and probably pumped up on some drugs to ease any pain on impact).

Oh wow. Both these methods are fucking awesome. And beats a bullet to the head any day. Hell, if they could manage to get this ride made relatively cheap...I'd end my life this way. Fuck yeah.

 

[Techno Destructo]

Well, that's one step closer to Futurama's Suicide Booths.

 

[weirdee]

"....and at the end of the ride, your loved ones have the option of purchasing prints of your final moments in varying sizes.

We also have T-shirts and keychains."

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Huh? I did this years ago [sub]In Roller Coaster Tycoon[/sub]. Plagiarism I say!

 

[JayAleksandr]

a lot of people on here don't seem to understand that this only exists in a 1:1500 scale model and doesn't actually exist... And probably never will exist. And if it does exist I doubt it'd ever be open to the 'general public' and only to those with terminal illnesses and have a limited time to live anyway.

 

[Ukomba]

This is profoundly stupid. In the few places where you are allowed to end your life, it's only if you're terminally ill. At that point, a normal roller coaster could probable kill them, or being removed from life support for an extended length of time. Couldn't you have the same effect by over dosing them on extacy?

 

[Vault Citizen]

Maybe that's because Urbonas - and the whole idea of a Euthanasia Coaster - is just plain creepy.

Really? I think as suicide methods go it is kind of awesome, it reminds me of the way I would chose to go (off a snow covered cliff on a rocket propelled hospital trolley, possibly with a cape and probably pumped up on some drugs to ease any pain on impact).

Oh wow. Both these methods are fucking awesome. And beats a bullet to the head any day. Hell, if they could manage to get this ride made relatively cheap...I'd end my life this way. Fuck yeah.

Do you think adding a ramp would be a bit much?

edit- to my idea I mean.

 

[kinggamecat]

Cue reference to suicide booth in 3... 2... 1...

LOL I thought the same thing.

 

[Mista Miggins]

What might put people off would be that to car would trundle back carrying a dead body.

 

[conflictofinterests]

If I ever get terminally ill, I hope this thing is built by the time I'd choose to go. Fuck yeah, rollercoaster death machine!

 

[Pinkamena]

I love this idea! Best way to go.

 

[AlexLoxate]

Great idea by any standards. The classic euthanasia methods are just too sad. What better way to enter the world beyond our own but screaming with excitement as you race down a rollercoaster.

 

[C2Ultima]

Seems bizarre to imagine as a whole.

"So Mr. Urbonas, what do you do for a living?"

"Oh, I design roller coasters designed to kill people."

Not, at, all, awkward.

 

[KefkaCultist]

I would definitely do it! I'm not even depressed, but fuck it, that'd be an awesome way to go.

 

[kebab4you]

Even if there is no reason for this, this guy should be in jail, just for being so creepy ._.

 

[Danceofmasks]

Engineering fail.
The structural integrity of such a humungous structure would be dubious without a lot of material underneath it.

Calculate the force exerted by a 5 km/h breeze at the top of the tower .. so .. lemme guess, this dude is an arts student, right?

 

[tzimize]

Maybe that's because Urbonas - and the whole idea of a Euthanasia Coaster - is just plain creepy.

Really? I think as suicide methods go it is kind of awesome, it reminds me of the way I would chose to go (off a snow covered cliff on a rocket propelled hospital trolley, possibly with a cape and probably pumped up on some drugs to ease any pain on impact).

Oh wow. Both these methods are fucking awesome. And beats a bullet to the head any day. Hell, if they could manage to get this ride made relatively cheap...I'd end my life this way. Fuck yeah.

Do you think adding a ramp would be a bit much?

edit- to my idea I mean.

I think the cape, albeit awesome was a bit much. At this point in your idea nothing is too much

 

[Strazdas]

why does the maddest inventors have to come from my country? like, really?

 

[similar.squirrel]

I really need to start submitting things to the News Room, because I called this months ago.

 

[NewYork_Comedian]

Where has the world come to, where we want to spend money not to save lives, but to try and end them in "really cool ways"?