Creepypasta plot generator

[Generalissimo]

http://www.springhole.net/writing_roleplaying_randomators/creepypastaplot.htm

basically this here thingamajig generates weird and wacky horror plots. gives me the jibblies, escapist!

and for additional funzies, add the random videogame namer: http://videogamena.me/

fun as fun can be, right.

 

[lacktheknack]

WACKY WRESTLING XP

One morning in an abandoned factory, a group of tourists attempt to transform an old man into a television set after playing an old game.

ELMO'S SURF BEATDOWN

One day, a lost witch and a sailor transform a government agent into a creature from the depths of the ocean.

DANGEROUS SEX RAMPAGE

One night, a group of students destroy a forest.


Not bad. Third one is my favorite.

 

[JoJo]

This is my favourite so far:

In the middle of the night, some children are stalked by a strange creature with the help of a pendant possessed by the spirit of a crazed man, a CD possessed by the spirit of a young witch, and a scientist.

I love that:

1) A CD is possessed by a spirit, and that CD is stalking people

2) The third monster is a scientist (we aren't that bad guys!)

 

[lacktheknack]

This is my favourite so far:

In the middle of the night, some children are stalked by a strange creature with the help of a pendant possessed by the spirit of a crazed man, a CD possessed by the spirit of a young witch, and a scientist.

I love that:

1) A CD is possessed by a spirit, and that CD is stalking people

2) The third monster is a scientist (we aren't that bad guys!)

If I wasn't entering finals season, I would TOTALLY write this.

If you remember, remind me of this plotline at Christmas and I will totally make this happen.

 

[CrazyCrab]

The best one I got so far:

One evening in an abandoned farmhouse haunted by a restless spirit, a bunch of campers decide to destroy a wrecked ship while searching for a cursed television set.

I bet the TV only lets you watch `The Bold and the Beautiful` and cannot be turned off.

 

[JoJo]

This is my favourite so far:

In the middle of the night, some children are stalked by a strange creature with the help of a pendant possessed by the spirit of a crazed man, a CD possessed by the spirit of a young witch, and a scientist.

I love that:

1) A CD is possessed by a spirit, and that CD is stalking people

2) The third monster is a scientist (we aren't that bad guys!)

If I wasn't entering finals season, I would TOTALLY write this.

If you remember, remind me of this plotline at Christmas and I will totally make this happen.

I will remember that

OT: Another one, this sounds vicious:

One evening in a restaurant, a lost boy hears strange voices and dismembers a gamer with a tome of eldritch lore.

I don't wanna be dismembered with a tome of eldritch lore! D-:

 

[DoPo]

(we aren't that bad guys!)

Yeah, I bet you tell that to all the people you stalk.

OT:

One morning, some children decide to steal a remote control.

THE HORROR!

One evening in an old house haunted by a zombie, some children transform a ghoul into a board game possessed by the spirit of a girl.

Haunted by a zombie? Whoa!

One evening in a wrecked ship haunted by the spirit of a lost girl, an old widow and a government agent find a restaurant haunted by a creature from a parallel dimension while searching for a lost television set.

Ri-i-ight - so the restaurant, which is hunted, is in a wrecked ship, which is also hunted. I wander how the lost girl and the creature from a parallel dimension divide the territory.

One night, a group of students transform an alien creature into a strange audio file while searching for a pilot.

That's...actually awesome.

 

[JoJo]

(we aren't that bad guys!)

Yeah, I bet you tell that to all the people you stalk.

I do, but they always seem so unhappy when I get Mr Bubbles to unzip them, don't they realise I'm only trying to help?

 

[hazabaza1]

The actual Creepypasta thing doesn't interest me much, I don't really read enough to know how true it is to make fun of it even though the stuff I've seen is pretty bad.

But the game generator kind of gave me the best name ever: [HEADING=1]CURSE OF THE DANCE KNIGHTS[/HEADING]

 

[Stasisesque]

On Halloween night, a babysitter and a widower create an alien creature with an old computer.

I don't understand why a babysitter and a widower would be together. Is the babysitter looking after the widower's kids? Why doesn't he look after his own kids? Or is the characterisation of "babysitter" irrelevant?

One day, a serial killer and a mental patient are forced to transform a lost woman into an eldritch abomination.

Forced.

One morning in a restaurant haunted by a creature from a parallel dimension, a widow and a widower are stalked by an eldritch abomination.

This I guess is the third movie in the trilogy, uniting the first two.

Edit:

One evening, some children find a soldier.

Terrifying.

 

[Barbas]

On Halloween night, a young widower decides to explore an abandoned factory...

...And the title is.....are you ready for this?

Spoiler

Magic Pogo Deluxe.

No, Hollywood? Well, what about this one then:

One night in a forest haunted by a restless spirit, a group of tourists create a ghost after reading a cursed spellbook...

I call it...'Street Duck Interceptor'. This project already has the full attention and backing of M. Night Shyamalan. I smell a shi hit.

 

[Aeshi]

Here are some of the funnier ones I've gotten:

One morning, a widow and a crazed widow receive a board game in the mail.

Only real potentially horrifying thing here is that one of the widows is a bit crazy, and unless that board game is Monopoly I doubt that'll make much impact.

One night, a widow, a young widow, and a pilot steal a lost game cartridge.

Well if it's lost I doubt anyone will notice it's missing.

One morning in a forest haunted by a creature from a parallel dimension, a janitor is hypnotized and buys a tome of eldritch lore.

I just like the idea that a forest has a Janitor for some reason.

In the middle of the night, a girl gets bored and disguises as a babysitter.

One morning in the forest, a strange widow finds the forest.

Maybe she couldn't see the forest for all the trees?

One day, a boy, a biologist, and a sailor find a scientist.

Um... okay?

 

[Kenbo Slice]

Here's the creepy pasta:
One day, a boy, an evil man, and a strange girl summon a creature from the depths of the ocean.

Here's the video game I got:
Transvestite Sailor Battalion

10/10, would play.

 

[TheColdHeart]

Sounds rather generic this one really.
One day, an old widow wants to kidnap a man.

And the title of a game I think sounds quite a lot like Half Life
Unremarkable Crowbar Psychiatrist

 

[Jark212]

"One morning in a forest, a government agent, a doctor, and a soldier want to explore a forest haunted by an evil spirit with a video file possessed by the spirit of a soldier."

This needs to be a movie now.

 

[grey_space]

Horror splot:

'At midnight, a pilot decides to create a lost computer with the help of a strange widower, a strange widower, and a widower'

Quite the collection of widowers there.

Video game title:
'Dance Dance Flatulence Combat'

after several cans of beans and a few eggs, I would play the ass off this game

 

[Commissar Sae]

Ghetto Chocobo Syndrome
On Halloween night, a strange widow reads from a disturbing book and is stalked by a creature from a parallel dimension

Awesome!

 

[Olas]

This is the first one I got.

"One night, a lost girl, a widower, and a widower decide to find a strange widow with the help of a boy, a crazed woman, and a disturbing video."

I'm not sure what's more awkward, the wording or the abundance of people with dead spouses in this story.


I also got some that don't sound remotely scary.

"One morning, an old man buys a strange computer on the Internet."

"One day in a sleepy rural town, a boy decides to visit a woman."

"One evening, a group of people are forced to find a scientist."

"One day, a group of students find a widow."

"One day in a sleepy rural town, a bunch of campers explore a restaurant."

Nothing interesting ever happens in a sleepy rural town.

 

[Storm Dragon]

Title: Soviet Punching Playhouse
Plot: One morning, a strange woman and a boy destroy an old house haunted by a zombie using only a disturbing pack of cards.

Hollywood, make it happen.

EDIT: Got some more titles
-Middle-Eastern Drug-Dealing For Kids
-Excruciating Typing Scam
-Explosive Manlove Raider
-Ingenious Karate in My Pocket
-Lord of the Hoedown - The Quickening

 

[DanielBrown]

Sid Meier's Puppy Dance Party
One night, a fortune teller becomes possessed and tries to transform a werewolf into a strange set of dominoes.

First click on both, thought they fit quite well together.