There must be fanart of this, surely?
Some sort of squiddy chest explosion, I presume?
That... that is actually genuinely scary.
Creepypasta plot generator
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Dance Knight....a potential Boss for the game "Shovel Knight" XDhazabaza1 said:
Google it, it is awesome.
Ok here is mine I guess:
One night in an abandoned farmhouse, a government agent is hypnotized and wants to find a wrecked plane haunted by a creature from the depths of the ocean after listening to a record possessed by the spirit of a film student.
Actually that sound very promising.
One evening, a scientist and a lost widow transform an old telephone into an alien creature after playing with a cursed puzzle.
Ok, I NEED to see this become a movie!!!
One night, a group of people transform a computer game possessed by the spirit of a widow into a zombie.
So wait...Are we talking about a Cyber-Zombie?
One day in a sleepy rural town, a man and a strange girl find a forest haunted by a ghost using the blood of a strange boy, a game cartridge, and a teddy bear possessed by the spirit of a disturbing boy.
Jesus...
One night in an abandoned farmhouse, a government agent is hypnotized and wants to find a wrecked plane haunted by a creature from the depths of the ocean after listening to a record possessed by the spirit of a film student.
Actually that sound very promising.
One evening, a scientist and a lost widow transform an old telephone into an alien creature after playing with a cursed puzzle.
Ok, I NEED to see this become a movie!!!
One night, a group of people transform a computer game possessed by the spirit of a widow into a zombie.
So wait...Are we talking about a Cyber-Zombie?
One day in a sleepy rural town, a man and a strange girl find a forest haunted by a ghost using the blood of a strange boy, a game cartridge, and a teddy bear possessed by the spirit of a disturbing boy.
Jesus...
Raging Cannibal Fandango
"In the middle of the night, a mental patient decides to create a skull."
...What?
Charlie Brown's Harvest Express
"One evening in a forest haunted by an evil spirit, a woman, a young man, and a lost boy summon an evil spirit after watching a video file possessed by the spirit of a soldier."
No seriously, what?
Edit: Here's more random game names
"Disney's Landmine Tribe"
"Geriatric Fantasy - The Card Game"
"Telekinetic Hobo Chase"
"The Hunt For the Shaving Starring Mickey Mouse"
"In the middle of the night, a mental patient decides to create a skull."
...What?
Charlie Brown's Harvest Express
"One evening in a forest haunted by an evil spirit, a woman, a young man, and a lost boy summon an evil spirit after watching a video file possessed by the spirit of a soldier."
No seriously, what?
Edit: Here's more random game names
"Disney's Landmine Tribe"
"Geriatric Fantasy - The Card Game"
"Telekinetic Hobo Chase"
"The Hunt For the Shaving Starring Mickey Mouse"
"One day in a wrecked plane, some children kidnap a crazed man."
I need to write this into something. This is too good to ignore!
I need to write this into something. This is too good to ignore!
Seems like an awful lot of trouble to go to just to create a single zombie.
I'm calling it, I like this one.
Many have gone in search for the forest. None have found it, and even fewer have returned. Until now.
Getting an 80s vibe from this combo somehow. It might just work.
Anyway, I think I'll stop posting these at least. Could do this all night.
This is just too much fun! I just got the best title in the history of titles:
Generic Zombie Fun
One evening in an abandoned factory, a serial killer buys a necklace possessed by the spirit of a scientist. (Isn't it usually the scientist that buys a necklace possessed by a serial killer? Maybe the serial killer learns how to make zombies from the scientist.)
Also, I'm just going to list some titles.
Ye Olde Transvestite Punch-Out!!
Drug-Induced Rugby Rage
Merciless Hamster Rampage
Generic Zombie Fun
One evening in an abandoned factory, a serial killer buys a necklace possessed by the spirit of a scientist. (Isn't it usually the scientist that buys a necklace possessed by a serial killer? Maybe the serial killer learns how to make zombies from the scientist.)
Also, I'm just going to list some titles.
Ye Olde Transvestite Punch-Out!!
Drug-Induced Rugby Rage
Merciless Hamster Rampage
Note: These were all directed by the same director who was arrested for both drug dealing and drug usage... as well as his habit of being an arsonist behind the scenes...
And yes... The porn parodies of these movies are better to watch, not because they make more sense... But because they all do the one thing the original movies don't do...
Never once takes itself seriously...
Yes, it's still a shame the director of the original movies died in his burning house, overdose on both coke and cola... (Flesh samples proved it, by the way...) But, did he really want these movies of his to be taken seriously with both a plot and a title like that?
I can just sense all of the jump-cuts, jump-scares, and jump-genres this movie holds... but, the video game adaptation was only related by name, though...
The twist is more cheesy than suspenseful... The video game version, however, focused more on the the "Supreme" portion of the title...
Not to plague a stereotype here, but if you receive a lost book by using a lost book, then these tourist probably acted more hillbilly than the Hillbilly Platypus Inspector...
(By the way, great game... even if the title kinda spoils the whole "lost book" thing...)
And yes... The porn parodies of these movies are better to watch, not because they make more sense... But because they all do the one thing the original movies don't do...
Never once takes itself seriously...
Yes, it's still a shame the director of the original movies died in his burning house, overdose on both coke and cola... (Flesh samples proved it, by the way...) But, did he really want these movies of his to be taken seriously with both a plot and a title like that?
One morning, a bunch of campers transform a gamer into an eldritch abomination.
I like this one. This is the title:
Hidden Cannibal Dance Party.
Perfect.
I like this one. This is the title:
Hidden Cannibal Dance Party.
Perfect.
Ok, here's mine:
One night, a sailor, a strange girl, and a priest create a cursed painting with a lost teddy bear.
What?
Ok #2
One evening in a sleepy rural town, some children want to summon a zombie with the help of a crazed widower, a strange man, and the heart of a boy.
Yikes.
#3
One morning, a zombie hunter and a college student attempt to transform a girl into a puppet possessed by the spirit of a soldier using only a lost television set.
Ummmm, Ok.
Video game titles:
Funky Deer Hunter vs. Capcom
Merciless Goblin Pioneer
Screaming Basketball on the High Seas
Big-Time Mafia Strikes Back
Now some of these are just weird.
One night, a sailor, a strange girl, and a priest create a cursed painting with a lost teddy bear.
What?
Ok #2
One evening in a sleepy rural town, some children want to summon a zombie with the help of a crazed widower, a strange man, and the heart of a boy.
Yikes.
#3
One morning, a zombie hunter and a college student attempt to transform a girl into a puppet possessed by the spirit of a soldier using only a lost television set.
Ummmm, Ok.
Video game titles:
Funky Deer Hunter vs. Capcom
Merciless Goblin Pioneer
Screaming Basketball on the High Seas
Big-Time Mafia Strikes Back
Now some of these are just weird.
[HEADING=1]Narcoleptic Nudist Assassins[/HEADING]
You cannot top this one.
EDIT: Although, "Attack of the Furry Starring Mickey Mouse" comes close.
You cannot top this one.
EDIT: Although, "Attack of the Furry Starring Mickey Mouse" comes close.
Deep Space Unicorn vs. Street Fighter
One day, a widow and a film student investigate an abandoned factory haunted by a creature from a parallel dimension after reading a book.
THAT DOES EVEN WORK. How does the Street Fighter come into play?!
Forbidden Horse Racing Wranglers
In the middle of the night, a boy is trapped in an abandoned farmhouse after watching a cursed VHS tape.
That one worked pretty well.
Now lets just throw in some funny game titles for the giggles.
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Mexican Trailer Park of the Deep
Unholy Makeout Express
Catholic Writing from Outer Space
Post-Apocalyptic Mountain Climber Special Edition
Drunken Driving Derby (Alliteration is fun)
Biblical Midget Bandit
Inappropriate Booty Superstar
One day, a widow and a film student investigate an abandoned factory haunted by a creature from a parallel dimension after reading a book.
THAT DOES EVEN WORK. How does the Street Fighter come into play?!
Forbidden Horse Racing Wranglers
In the middle of the night, a boy is trapped in an abandoned farmhouse after watching a cursed VHS tape.
That one worked pretty well.
Now lets just throw in some funny game titles for the giggles.
- - -
Mexican Trailer Park of the Deep
Unholy Makeout Express
Catholic Writing from Outer Space
Post-Apocalyptic Mountain Climber Special Edition
Drunken Driving Derby (Alliteration is fun)
Biblical Midget Bandit
Inappropriate Booty Superstar
Theoretically, you and your romantic partner, who is most likely of the female gender, are accompanying each other, when the cellular telephone, of which you are the legal owner, abruptly emits an audible tone, which is highly likely to be your default sound that will play when someone from another location, usually within your country of residence, depending on your telephone carrier or provider, inputs a finite pattern composed of numerical units into their legally owned cellular telephone, which in turn will send a wave that goes through a complex process that includes radios and telephone towers. You walk over to the area that the cellular telephone is physically placed, and you translate the telephone receiver from it?s resting area, where it is mechanically constructed to fit into, all the way in the direction towards your ear drums, and then place the northern part of the device to your ear, and then place the southern part near your mouth, most likely onto your cheek. A voice that resembles that of an adult male proclaims ?What activity are you currently in the process of completing, that involves having my female offspring attend!??. You immediately notify your female romantic companion, and she educates you on the objective fact that the paternal guardian that she normally refers to as ?Father? has stopped living some time in the past, and is also currently deceased. If the details of this story are in fact, the truth, than it is now your duty to answer the question of ?Who was calling you and your romantic companion on your cellular telephone??.
One day in an asylum haunted by an evil spirit, a group of people transform a lost widow into a restless spirit.
One evening in a sleepy rural town, a girl reads from a lost book and gets lost in a wrecked plane.
One evening, a strange girl, a girl, and a strange witch attempt to transform a creature from the depths of the ocean into an old book.