Criminal Genius Seeks Hitman on Facebook

[varulfic]

Here's is my reaction to the story:

"I got 500 on a girls head who wants that bread? Hit me up anyway possible," the budding criminal mastermind wrote on his Facebook page. His accuser saw the message and called police, telling them about the rape and the contract, leading Detective Stan Billie to pay Adams a visit at home.

Oh come on, he was obviously just kidding, a little dark maybe but give the kid a brea...

Adams agreed to meet with Billie at the police station for more chit-chat but ten minutes later he posted another Facebook update saying he "needed this girl knocked off right now."

Oh... oooh, ugh. Well atleast he made it easy for the cops. What do I love, Kevin?

 

[Gilhelmi]

This is why rape crimes need to have jail time plus chemical castration as the punishment; so these fuckers can't contribute to the gene pool.

That is nicer than my solution.

Physical Castration. If he can not use them responsibly, cut them off.