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Snotnarok

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beniki said:
Snotnarok said:
I don't care about words, if you're offended by a sound you should really consider the value of being upset over air molecules vibrating.
Put a fog horn next to your ear ^_^
Fog horn you port hole! :U See what I did thar?

That's not offensive that's deafening! That actually hurts, physically!
 

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Removed original quoting for some degree of brevity.
floppylobster said:
Pants is perfectly acceptable.

When you say pants and your context refers to underpants, be assured, no one will mistake them for trousers. You can use jeans, slacks and trousers for those. Reserve pants for (under)pants.
I have to heartily disagree on this on, I think you are only going to cause confusion by using a term that has a similar but different meaning as a way of dodging the one you dislike. For instance, if you used shirt to refer to sweaters, saying 'put on a shirt its cold outside' would likely net you the response 'of course I'm going to put on a shirt' due to miscommunication.

Or as a more direct example, I can say that I am not wearing any pants right now and it will net you two different but equally disturbing mental images.

megs1120 said:
]Gosh, you're putting me on the spot! I don't know what the generic word should be, but I usually call them either underwear or "panites" after a misspelling I read eons ago.
I think I have decided that I like "panites". The word anyway. Well, ok both. Its unique in its own way so it won't foster miscommunication, people might say 'huh?' but they aren't going to just assume you are talking about something else at least. Plus for some reason it makes me think of a pair of underwear that was shrunk in the dryer to doll size, ala old TV shows and cartoons.
 

beniki

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Snotnarok said:
beniki said:
Snotnarok said:
I don't care about words, if you're offended by a sound you should really consider the value of being upset over air molecules vibrating.
Put a fog horn next to your ear ^_^
Fog horn you port hole! :U See what I did thar?

That's not offensive that's deafening! That actually hurts, physically!
I think you'd be fairly annoyed by it too :p

I was just pointing out that certain sounds don't agree with you, just like bad smells or weird looking pictures. Although I admit my example was extreme!
 

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"God Dammit" im not a religious man but it is strange when you take a step back and look at it, your basically demanding God to damn "it". Im not sure how it started or why im bothered by it but i dont use it.
Plus "Gay" having gay friends i think it would offend them in some cases to have a term to describe there sexuality compared to something that Stupid or Crap would easily replace and get the point across.
and reading through 4 pages im surprised how many people hate the word "Moist", i don't hate it, but its funny how many people despise its existence.
 

Snotnarok

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beniki said:
Snotnarok said:
beniki said:
Snotnarok said:
I don't care about words, if you're offended by a sound you should really consider the value of being upset over air molecules vibrating.
Put a fog horn next to your ear ^_^
Fog horn you port hole! :U See what I did thar?

That's not offensive that's deafening! That actually hurts, physically!
I think you'd be fairly annoyed by it too :p

I was just pointing out that certain sounds don't agree with you, just like bad smells or weird looking pictures. Although I admit my example was extreme!
It wasn't extreme, that volume WOULD physically hurt you, it would possibly damage your eardrum. Now if it was nails on a chalkboard that's less damaging and more OH GOD.
 

beniki

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Snotnarok said:
It wasn't extreme, that volume WOULD physically hurt you, it would possibly damage your eardrum. Now if it was nails on a chalkboard that's less damaging and more OH GOD.
True, but that kind of sound never bothered me. I was going for a more universal example of how vibrating air molecules might irritate you, and yes, irritate is putting it mildly where a fog horn is concerned!

Actually the one sound that makes me cringe more than anything is that squeak you get when you scrape a knife down glass.

... and now my teeth are on edge just thinking about it. -_-
 

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Blemontea said:
and reading through 4 pages im surprised how many people hate the word "Moist", i don't hate it, but its funny how many people despise its existence.
Yes, I found it funny too. So much, it made my "I hate Mondays" Monday.
 

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someone says 'mate' instead of 'friend' and 'bird' instead of 'woman'

and there's a shitload of words in my native language that give me twitches as well
 

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megs1120 said:
Gosh, you're putting me on the spot! I don't know what the generic word should be, but I usually call them either underwear or "panites" after a misspelling I read eons ago.
We don't really have that problem in the UK (I assume you are from the US). We can just use the word 'knickers'

OT: Tid-bit instead of tit-bit, 'bruv', 'bare' when used to describe a lot of something and most other chav-created terms
 

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I know it's weird, but the phrase "at once." My mom uses it constantly while nagging me, so any other time I hear it, Pavlovian conditioning kicks in and I tense up.
 

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SimuLord said:
The Rockerfly said:
SimuLord said:
Words that drive me berserk:

"Leadership."
"Format."
"Dollar-Value LIFO." (seriously, DVL can go eat a dick.)
Anything you hear from corporate managers, really.
Accounting is the worst

Share capital
Working capital
receivables
payables

I fucking hate these words and they are used all by sodding accountants
I can live with accounting terms (except for motherfucking Dollar Value LIFO---I am SO fucked on this Thursday's test!) But management terms can sod off.
agreed LIFO annoys the hell out of me, FIFO makes much more sense
 

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endnuen said:
"Fucking"
That right there makes me want to slap someone across the face with the power of 30 hurricanes.
Actually most kinds of swearing ticks me off somewhat. If you are not a child, don't talk like a poorly raised one..
But especially fucking...
Man, whatever you do, don't come to Australia.
 

moretimethansense

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DuplicateValue said:
moretimethansense said:
1. Many times a small mistake can completely change the meaning of a sentence ie,
"I helped my uncle Jack, off his horse."
and
"I helped my uncle jack off his horse."
One is about helping a relative,
the other is about helping a relative in an act of beastiality.
Actually, both are bad grammar.

If you wanted to be perfectly clear on your intentions, you should write:
"I helped my uncle Jack to get off of his horse."

Both of your sentences could be misconstrued in various different ways, such as helping your uncle to kill his horse, or as you said, perform... Questionable actions with the animal.
And the comma you placed in the first example should not be there regardless of what the sentence meant. Vital words are missing in any case.

Just saying. ;)
Nonetheless my point remains.

or as you said, perform... Questionable actions with the animal.
I'm not sure why but that made my day.
 

CarpathianMuffin

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'Hm?' 'Hilarious' and 'Crummy', the last of which reminds me of a time that I puked up a fuck-ton of crunch berries when I was a wee lad.
 
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I don't think I am (insert thing that would get me a warning from the mods here) to get this thread.

I don't find any words unpleasant, but I do hate [i/]saying[/i] bullshit, because I can never get it to come out right.
 

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MrJKapowey said:
tehweave said:
My least favorite word: Moist. UGH.

As cracked.com said:

Imagine a sentence that uses the word moist. Now imagine your mother or grandmother said it.
Whats so bad about this...
I think the problem is you thought up the sentence AFTER seeing 'imagine your mother or grandmother said it.' The point is, most people will think up a phrase that could be interpreted as 'dirty' and then they imagine a family member saying it... Ugh.

In my opinion it sounds gross. "Moist" cake sounds like cake that's been soaked in water for an hour. Not 'gooey right out of the oven' brownies, but 'mushy soaked in water gag-worthy' brownies.
 

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Numachuka said:
My Ford goes vroom and Taylor McGregor drives it to Maslow's hierarchy of needs.

And Herzbergs.

* completely misses the point*
hehe

You did miss the point, but it made me chuckle, well played :)