Fog horn you port hole! :U See what I did thar?beniki said:Put a fog horn next to your ear ^_^Snotnarok said:I don't care about words, if you're offended by a sound you should really consider the value of being upset over air molecules vibrating.
I have to heartily disagree on this on, I think you are only going to cause confusion by using a term that has a similar but different meaning as a way of dodging the one you dislike. For instance, if you used shirt to refer to sweaters, saying 'put on a shirt its cold outside' would likely net you the response 'of course I'm going to put on a shirt' due to miscommunication.floppylobster said:Pants is perfectly acceptable.
When you say pants and your context refers to underpants, be assured, no one will mistake them for trousers. You can use jeans, slacks and trousers for those. Reserve pants for (under)pants.
I think I have decided that I like "panites". The word anyway. Well, ok both. Its unique in its own way so it won't foster miscommunication, people might say 'huh?' but they aren't going to just assume you are talking about something else at least. Plus for some reason it makes me think of a pair of underwear that was shrunk in the dryer to doll size, ala old TV shows and cartoons.megs1120 said:]Gosh, you're putting me on the spot! I don't know what the generic word should be, but I usually call them either underwear or "panites" after a misspelling I read eons ago.
I think you'd be fairly annoyed by it tooSnotnarok said:Fog horn you port hole! :U See what I did thar?beniki said:Put a fog horn next to your ear ^_^Snotnarok said:I don't care about words, if you're offended by a sound you should really consider the value of being upset over air molecules vibrating.
That's not offensive that's deafening! That actually hurts, physically!
It wasn't extreme, that volume WOULD physically hurt you, it would possibly damage your eardrum. Now if it was nails on a chalkboard that's less damaging and more OH GOD.beniki said:I think you'd be fairly annoyed by it tooSnotnarok said:Fog horn you port hole! :U See what I did thar?beniki said:Put a fog horn next to your ear ^_^Snotnarok said:I don't care about words, if you're offended by a sound you should really consider the value of being upset over air molecules vibrating.
That's not offensive that's deafening! That actually hurts, physically!
I was just pointing out that certain sounds don't agree with you, just like bad smells or weird looking pictures. Although I admit my example was extreme!
True, but that kind of sound never bothered me. I was going for a more universal example of how vibrating air molecules might irritate you, and yes, irritate is putting it mildly where a fog horn is concerned!Snotnarok said:It wasn't extreme, that volume WOULD physically hurt you, it would possibly damage your eardrum. Now if it was nails on a chalkboard that's less damaging and more OH GOD.
Yes, I found it funny too. So much, it made my "I hate Mondays" Monday.Blemontea said:and reading through 4 pages im surprised how many people hate the word "Moist", i don't hate it, but its funny how many people despise its existence.
We don't really have that problem in the UK (I assume you are from the US). We can just use the word 'knickers'megs1120 said:Gosh, you're putting me on the spot! I don't know what the generic word should be, but I usually call them either underwear or "panites" after a misspelling I read eons ago.
agreed LIFO annoys the hell out of me, FIFO makes much more senseSimuLord said:I can live with accounting terms (except for motherfucking Dollar Value LIFO---I am SO fucked on this Thursday's test!) But management terms can sod off.The Rockerfly said:Accounting is the worstSimuLord said:Words that drive me berserk:
"Leadership."
"Format."
"Dollar-Value LIFO." (seriously, DVL can go eat a dick.)
Anything you hear from corporate managers, really.
Share capital
Working capital
receivables
payables
I fucking hate these words and they are used all by sodding accountants
Man, whatever you do, don't come to Australia.endnuen said:"Fucking"
That right there makes me want to slap someone across the face with the power of 30 hurricanes.
Actually most kinds of swearing ticks me off somewhat. If you are not a child, don't talk like a poorly raised one..
But especially fucking...
Nonetheless my point remains.DuplicateValue said:Actually, both are bad grammar.moretimethansense said:1. Many times a small mistake can completely change the meaning of a sentence ie,
"I helped my uncle Jack, off his horse."
and
"I helped my uncle jack off his horse."
One is about helping a relative,
the other is about helping a relative in an act of beastiality.
If you wanted to be perfectly clear on your intentions, you should write:
"I helped my uncle Jack to get off of his horse."
Both of your sentences could be misconstrued in various different ways, such as helping your uncle to kill his horse, or as you said, perform... Questionable actions with the animal.
And the comma you placed in the first example should not be there regardless of what the sentence meant. Vital words are missing in any case.
Just saying.![]()
I'm not sure why but that made my day.or as you said, perform... Questionable actions with the animal.
I think the problem is you thought up the sentence AFTER seeing 'imagine your mother or grandmother said it.' The point is, most people will think up a phrase that could be interpreted as 'dirty' and then they imagine a family member saying it... Ugh.MrJKapowey said:Whats so bad about this...tehweave said:My least favorite word: Moist. UGH.
As cracked.com said:
Imagine a sentence that uses the word moist. Now imagine your mother or grandmother said it.
heheNumachuka said:My Ford goes vroom and Taylor McGregor drives it to Maslow's hierarchy of needs.
And Herzbergs.
* completely misses the point*