Oh I could fill a wikipedia, but having worked at the bottom rung thru to middle management, nothing offends my ears more than the cuntish flow of diarrhoetic slop falling from the flapping maws of the braindead haircuts in suits telling me what to do while pretending they and I are part of a 'team'. (Yes I hate management.)
?Going forward?? - That's HOW TIME WORKS! Shut up!
"Thinking out of the box" - Think of the borderline retarded idea in my head so that I can use it and blame everyone later when it fails. Often paired with -
"All singing from the same Hymn book", so that whatever you do, you're wrong to half the management.
"Proactive" What do you mean? Surely just being conscious counts. Able to respond to things.
"Networking" - Like talking, except it involves doing it with a complete fucknugget, sometimes a whole roomful of them.
"working as a team" - go and do all the work while I jerk off in my shiny big office.
"core skills" - Walking? talking? breathing? what do you mean you twats?
"empowered" - I've just had more work dumped on me for no reward.
"resources" - A way to say "people" or "staff" to lessen the guilt of managers firing them or treating em like crap.
I also understand the irony in bitching about this when I've been management and I know that the people saying this shit are getting even more shit piled on THEM from the rank above.
I also realise I've probably offended a bunch of people who went out of their way to say they don't appreciate swearing, however, if you'd met the kind of people who say this stuff, you'd swear too.
Oh and lastly...I don't mind it at all, but it amuses me how many people who hate it have had to type it then repeatedly read it, so...
Moist.
