Critical Miss: #21

[BeastofShadow]

So that's where the pics from the zynga vs valve March Mayhem went.

 

[Irradiated Tiger]

I'm not going 5 miles near that grandma. I bet her grandson is Chuck Norris

 

[Cory Rydell]

I loved the scene where both sides were facing off. The "hardcore" with Space marine chainsaws and guns and the "casual" were flinging Wii motes and cows?

Lovely touch and it was very funny.

Looked more like an Imperial Guard chainsword, if you ask me.

Quite possibly, but I'm not very clued up on the Dawn of War series or any of their games. I think I have only played one (Soulstorm) an so I don't really know a lot about it or the story and universe behind it other than the fact that a lot of the marines carry those masive chainsword (saws/swords?) thingys.

I'm going off the proper Warhammer 40k fluff, not the Dawn of War games.

Dawn of War was based on something. And it's chainsword. xD

I did play IG back in the day so that may be where it came from. I didnt know space marines had drastically different chainswords though. But in all honesty it would be an IG model, because if it was a space marine chainsword it would be a solid two feet longer and weigh much more as it would be built for a giant cyborg super human type space marine.

 

[Burningsok]

"Grandma." XD lol

 

[Dyp100]

I loved the scene where both sides were facing off. The "hardcore" with Space marine chainsaws and guns and the "casual" were flinging Wii motes and cows?

Lovely touch and it was very funny.

Looked more like an Imperial Guard chainsword, if you ask me.

Quite possibly, but I'm not very clued up on the Dawn of War series or any of their games. I think I have only played one (Soulstorm) an so I don't really know a lot about it or the story and universe behind it other than the fact that a lot of the marines carry those masive chainsword (saws/swords?) thingys.

I'm going off the proper Warhammer 40k fluff, not the Dawn of War games.

Dawn of War was based on something. And it's chainsword. xD

I did play IG back in the day so that may be where it came from. I didnt know space marines had drastically different chainswords though. But in all honesty it would be an IG model, because if it was a space marine chainsword it would be a solid two feet longer and weigh much more as it would be built for a giant cyborg super human type space marine.

I was basically it off design. It has a saber hilt, which is massively common in the IG, and not among the Marines, but as you said, it would be MASSIVE chainsword if it was a SM one.

 

[PhunkyPhazon]

Loved this comic. This is exactly how 'hardcore' gamers react XD

 

[geizr]

Only one word comes to my mind to describe this: ROFLMAO!

 

[Bloodrazor]

Man, that was the coolest comic I've read in a while. Awesome stuff.

 

[The Random One]

This one made me want to eat a chocolate cow. A chocolate cow with truffled stuffing. I'd love to have one of those right about now.

*munch munch*

 

[AvsJoe]

Long. Live. Solitaire!
[sup]And Freecell too.[/sup]

Great comic! Reminds me of how much of my life I have wasted playing Restaurant City and Minesweeper.

 

[Digikid]

Not funny at all....but I will say this...DEATH TO FARMVILLE!!!

It was hard to tell whom was on which side....and the last two panels made no sense whatsoever.

 

[LukeBitts]

am I the only one who feels sick with the gore on this thing? D:

 

[Mister Eff]

That was awesome. Almost as epic as the Brosplosion.

 

[The Wooster]

So I noticed the art for this update was kind of shitty. Cory often takes my wonderfully detailed sketches and does them no justice whatsoever.

Here is what today's comic should have looked like.

[http://www.freeimagehosting.net/]

 

[KingPiccolOwned]

Good old Chainsword, never fails.

Except against terminator armor and thunder hammers. Still though, FOR THE EMPRAH!

 

[Aesir23]

Did anyone else get memories of March Mayhem after reading this?

 

[Galad]

Did anyone else get memories of March Mayhem after reading this?

Oh god, yes, this comic should've come out when March Mayhem was still raging on

 

[Forthwin]

That is totally Dance Gavin Dance line at the end isn't it?

 

[Feralbreed]

Hi.

Your comics are not your blog, so reference that shit up. It's horribly frustrating to open up one of your comics only to see a ton of speech bubbles filled in, so that they almost cover up your characters ( which are boring as hell and with no charisma ). And the "granny" in this comic looks like a man with a bush on his head and the joke itself is too used and unfunny. And because of your lack of talent you couldn't even save the joke by drawing the granny to actually look old and raggedy...
The main problem with Internet comics are that the creators themselves are their own toughest critics ( along with their army of e-fans ). The real critics are in the real world. Your friends, you family and the REAL critics. Somehow in Internet, when people have the power to express themselves and say what they want and stay anonymous, suddenly they don't have anything interesting or intelligent to say so they'll just stick with short boring comments:"wow man, awsum. Make moar". And that'll just send the authors e-penis rising through the roof.
And btw, your protagonist's ( which is supposedly to look like you, the author ) sidehair looks like sideburns... so shave that shit up.
So to sum that all up Too much blabbering, badly drawn, unfunny

 

[Feralbreed]

Am I the only one who feels sick after reading this comic? D: