Critical Miss: A Femshep to Call My Own

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Wandrecanada said:
Irridium said:
We're not really "choosing our own Shepard" so much as "choosing what hair style/skin color Bioware's Shepard will have". Not much of a choice, especially when they put it up on Facebook and it turns into a "which Shepard is hotter" contest.

Then again I suppose that's Bioware's specialty, illusion of choice.

BURN!
I think the Facebook thing is a fairly obvious marketing project. What pisses me off the most though is that they aren't using the default FemShep. If the male version was good enough to use as a banner headline what does that say about their choice for the default female design? Did they just not pick something they thought could be marketed because they assumed no one would want to use the female version?
The default male shep is modeled after a real person while default Femshep was made using the character creator (or the devs equivalent of it) and as such isn't realistic or "pretty" enough for advertising. That said I think it would have been better for them make a nice and shiny CG model for the ads and such based off the default Femshep.

The new one (they're all the same 'cept for the hair and skin tone) doesn't even fit the idea of the character let alone my personal character.
 

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This whole mess got me to replay the original Mass Effect as a female character to see what all the fuss was about. I tried to make her reasonably good-looking, but a bit battle-scarred and worn out. It worked, but what the character creator completely failed to demonstrate was how immensely psychotic her eyes look. It's most noticeable when she's taking cover in a firefight--it doesn't look like she'll leap out and start shooting so much as leap out and rip some Geth optical arrays out with her teeth. It was rather jarring, especially since my male Shepard had a stoic, laid-back look that was more suggestive of too many blunts than anything else.
 

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Whats annoying me the most about this femshep thing is the fact theres already a pretty decent default femshep thats arleady in both games. Why cant they just keep her as the femshep?
 

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My FemShep MUST be a redhead, otherwise the whole series is ruined, that's how I started the game, that's where I built my story around, and that's the Sheppard that will save the galaxy. And if not, then why bother, if you won't get your Sheppard back :(
 

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Yeah.. Ill pick the default one probably, even if my Shephards face looks fine in the creator, it looks terrible ingame.
 

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i found that widening the jaw just a little bit gets a whole lot of face returned to it, ever since i figured that out in ME2 all my femsheps looked so much better
 

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I feel your pain. I remade a shepard for a replay and was five hours in before I realized his neck was so thick it made his head look like a pez despenser.
 

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Scrumpmonkey said:
I beg to differ on the imagination front.




Bioware gave us a very limited choise of some pretty bland and generic looking shepards. Why not run a real "Design your own Shepard" competiton and pick some of the best and community favs?
Oh god...they gave the bloodsucker from STALKER power armour. And breasts. THE FOOLS!

My Shepherd still looked pretty good after the transition from the first to the second game, but I think that`s because I`m a minimalist when it comes to character creation.
 

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My first Shepard looked like Brad Pitt. The second one was somebody who looked like she did not had sex for 5 years. (Probably was more funny to make her Renegade after I realized that).

My best Shepard didn't look that good, but he was the best out of all them. (I also made one that looked exactly like my asian-french teacher).
 

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Galaxy613 said:
I donno, I was always happy with my shepard!

Going strong since ME1. :D
How could any woman possibly ride that purple python without cracking up?
He looks like a whiter Bubba from Forrest Gump.
 

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Araxiel_1911 said:
My two male Shepards did not look great, at all, so I always went out with a helmet.
On the other hand, my female Shepard looked OK in ME1 but I just love her (modding-enhanced) looks in ME2 and she soon became my main Shep. I've played 3 playthroughs with her already. I don't even want to put one of the DLC helmets on because they would cover her face.
I think if you do it right and if you have a knack for character creation then something well can turn out.

And about the people that say ME2 is bad...what the heck is wrong with you guys? Did you even talk with your crewmates and finished the game?
its not about talking with crew-mates and or doing missions..

its about STATS! and LEVELING! ha..anyway its a can of worms best not opened

I will say as far as morality and choices went in ME2 I cant say its the best...but everything else is awsome
 

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shrekfan246 said:
Araxiel_1911 said:
My two male Shepards did not look great, at all, so I always went out with a helmet.
On the other hand, my female Shepard looked OK in ME1 but I just love her (modding-enhanced) looks in ME2 and she soon became my main Shep. I've played 3 playthroughs with her already. I don't even want to put one of the DLC helmets on because they would cover her face.
I think if you do it right and if you have a knack for character creation then something well can turn out.

And about the people that say ME2 is bad...what the heck is wrong with you guys? Did you even talk with your crewmates and finished the game?
They say it's "bad" and "dumbed down" because you don't need to micro-manage your inventory, as if that is the defining feature of an RPG. It's not as if the first Mass Effect had a much more in-depth skills system than ME2, it didn't have turn-based or strategic combat, it was always an action-RPG, as is the second one. ME2 improved upon the action section though (because it was pretty bad in the first game) which most people apparently felt was an insult to the franchise. Or at least that's what I've gathered from the majority of people who vocalize their opinions. I'm sure some people have legitimate reasons like not enjoying the writing, pacing, overall story, art design, etc.

The great character writing and story-driven missions are all still there, as is leveling up, assigning skills, deciding what to use in combat before you enter a mission, and as far as a very technical level of semantics goes, every game is a role-playing game, because in every game you are assuming the role of someone else in their life. Is Mass Effect 2 a hardcore RPG? No. But Mass Effect Classic wasn't either.
Im going to go one further and say the original ME wasnt a very good RPG period

I mean the side quests were a little "meh" at times, and theres not much motivation to do half of them and visually everything was cut and paste

Im not expert on stats and such so I cant comment there

all the different armours just felt like palette swaps

and micro managing ones inventory was a pain in the ass

buuuuut people have their reasons..and really we should go there

anyway this comic is the reaosn why I think at least having the choice of a detailed femshep is a GOOD idea (not that it isnt fun to try and play plastic surgeon)
 

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Well, publicity stunt IS publicity stunt, back to topic, FUCK ALL THOSE, I like my charicters to have a FACE!