Critical Miss: Children of Steam #1
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seriously?? with the hundreds of patches to make your games work withouth Steam, i´m surprised someone actually thinks Steam is big enough to cause something simmilar to the end of the world.
but i loved the parody, it stays thruthfull but relevant :3
but i loved the parody, it stays thruthfull but relevant :3
It has quite a few Mac titles actually and yeah the "fay guy" is Gabe Newell, one of VALVe's founders. I say you get a steam account now just for the future, besides there are 3 or 4 entirely free games on steamOmega Pirate said:
Do you believe that? Really?Woodsey said:
IF Steam shuts down AND they set up servers to freely distribute the patches, THEN I'll believe it. Until then, Steam will remain relatively high on my "dodgy business practices" list... although not nearly so high as Ubisoft.
Err... And what are sites like Fileplanet for, exactly? They don't need to host their own servers to distribute it.Lawyer105 said:
And yes, I believe it. Steam's been cracked a million times already so it's not like they'd have had to spend a long time on it, especially since they've got proper access to everything.
What's not to believe?
I love how suspicious people are of the studio most focused on it's community.
I admit I would feel upset too if Steam were to shut down. I've been a user for almost three weeks and so far, I'm enjoying it. I can finally play the games I've missed out or can't play.
*secrectly waiting for Episode 3 of Half Life 2*
*secrectly waiting for Episode 3 of Half Life 2*
How dare you make fun of Beloved leader Newell of the glorious PC Gaming Reich!
In this scenario, half of those 'lol fat Newell' jokes are part of a secret Stardock shadow campaign to force Newell's hand and make him enact the Freeman Protocols. Thus Stardock will be able to carry out a coup d'etat on the Fuhrer and Impulse will replace Steam as the primary digital distribution network of the PC Gaming Master-Race.
Ironically, all of Valves employees would be imprisoned in workcamps as political prisoners, forced to make endless Half-Life games on little to no food and Newell would actually lose tons of weight.
In this scenario, half of those 'lol fat Newell' jokes are part of a secret Stardock shadow campaign to force Newell's hand and make him enact the Freeman Protocols. Thus Stardock will be able to carry out a coup d'etat on the Fuhrer and Impulse will replace Steam as the primary digital distribution network of the PC Gaming Master-Race.
Ironically, all of Valves employees would be imprisoned in workcamps as political prisoners, forced to make endless Half-Life games on little to no food and Newell would actually lose tons of weight.
