Critical Miss: Deus Ex - Sucrose Revolution

[TheAmazingHobo]

Condescending? Apologies if you're offended, but I said 'I don't want you to think the idea of X is Y' I never assumed you didn't know anything about it. Even if I did, to quote you:

'Sorry, I refuse to classify a comic as blending satire and dickjokes with critical thinking, just because about every 2-3 strip has a bit of writing attached to it'

It would have been a fair assumption to make. Perhaps you didn't intend to word it in that way, but you do give the impression that you saw vulgarity and critical thinking as somewhat incompatible. Although I do acknowledge your point about text being insufficient, I wouldn't go so far to say that it's non-existent either.

Okay, granted, that could have been read as me implying a slight dichotomy.
Which I really didn´t mean to imply, as, for one, I really like Carlin (though I personally prefer Frankie Boyle when it comes to smart and offensive).
Be that as it may, I might try to pay closer attention to the written component of CM from now one. If an apparently intelligent person like you gets something out of it, maybe there´s something in there for me too.

 

[Porecomesis]

Stop beating down on Jensen already, sure he's a blatant Dirty Harry rip-off, yet he's still more complex than 99% of all gaming protagonists, thus he deserves better. The first time wasn't funny, neither is it this time. Pointing out something obvious does not make you funny.

Dude, they're making a joke. Chill.

 

[jmarquiso]

I see a future for the Energy Bar defense.

 

[Alphakirby]

This reminds me of the time I needed to get info out of that asshole cop.
O_O
*Grabs Vending Machine*
*Tosses Vending Machine at cop*
*Dies*
*Reloads Last Save*
*Tries to talk to the receptionist*
and THAT's how I got into the morgue.

 

[Atmos Duality]

I took out so many goons by chucking Refrigerators, Snack Machines and Soda Machines at them while yelling terrible puns.

"SNACK ATTACK!"
"CHECK YOUR BLOOD SUGAR!"
"STAY COOL!"
"CHILL MAN!"

And other irrelevant non-punchlines.