Critical Miss: Family Friendly

[Lord Honk]

Ahh, I recall simpler times, where interaction with NPCs consisted of reading four pages before clicking a one-liner response in hopes of progressing the story. Emotes screwed it all up ;_; Also, farting in public should bring the wrath of the local guard unto you, as it does everywhere in every game or country not governed by Peter Molyneux!
On that note, I dare everyone, anyone to go to ol' Petey and fart in his general direction. See if it "impresses" him. I double dare you.

 

[D Moness]

found it what do i win?

Thanks for pointing it out(i mean that).

This is all i can offer at the moment.
Funny comic specially since i am playing fable 2 again. To bad the AI in 3 seems just as terrible. Use sexy clothes and do some motions and half the town wants to marry you >.<

 

[zHellas]

Someone explain it to me, fast!
..
Nah, it's oki. But I didn't understand it *sad face*.

In any of the Fable games you win over the opinions of people and get them to like them more. One of the ways you can do this is to pull of a successful fart.

I really loved this one. The last pic made me laugh so very hard.

Yeah, I nearly choked while laughing when I saw Stout farting and the dog's pose!

XD

 

[duchaked]

started Fable II...meh

gonna try Fable III sometime hahaa

 

[Madara XIII]

I loved this comic.

AND I SECRETLY WANT HER DRESS GIVE IT TO ME.

Wait I shouldn't have typed the secret bit in all caps. I AM UNDONE

No you're all good. I mean after all ALL CAPS ARE VERY SUBTLE!!!!

 

[Madara XIII]

Does anyone else find it disturbing that the NPCs in the Fable series have the same collective level of intelligence as the devolved populace of Idiocracy?

Pffft that's not nearly as bad as the Genome Soldiers in Metal Gear Solid! Jesus christ I swear to god they must have blinders on at all time!

 

[Madara XIII]

found it what do i win?

Thanks for pointing it out(i mean that).

This is all i can offer at the moment.
Funny comic specially since i am playing fable 2 again. To bad the AI in 3 seems just as terrible. Use sexy clothes and do some motions and half the town wants to marry you >.<

*Grabs and Noms the Coffee and Wafers*

:O mmmmmm afternoon snack ftw

 

[Weaver]

Does she only have one leg in the last frame??

 

[sordcooper]

oh too true, too true xD

 

[Maxi-005]

Sooo... It hasn't change lot from the first Fable

 

[Arctodus_Simus]

Someone explain it to me, fast!
..
Nah, it's oki. But I didn't understand it *sad face*.

In any of the Fable games you win over the opinions of people and get them to like them more. One of the ways you can do this is to pull of a successful fart.

I really loved this one. The last pic made me laugh so very hard.

A "successful fart"? um... I've never played any of the Fable games, what exactly is a successful fart?

One in which you don't follow through

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

Anyone else notice a guy in the crowd has a DS?

Yeah, I basically did a triple take of that picture

I'll never forget when you're the evil princess and the villager asks you to sign his petition, she rubs the petition on her ass and throws it to the ground...

Overkill much?

 

[BenzSmoke]

The people of Albion are pretty dim-witted to say the least.

(Anyone notice how this comic started as the adventures of a gaming journalist, now it's people in games making jokes about the game? Not saying the comic is bad, I just noticed the change.)

 

[Warachia]

hmmm... I'm noticing a trend, I guess now I'm going to stop reading critical miss because the only jokes they can make are stereotypical.

Edit: just noticed the guy above me, yeah, I find it pretty sad, like all of the originality is gone.

 

[Ih8pkmn]

this is why I think "Fable" refers to the overblown promises given by the developers. Since when the hell can you start a revolution by farting? I suppose if you farted in the king's face...

 

[Thedarkness77]

Let the murder of the Fable people begin!

 

[Chris 'Chaos' Voce]

Someone explain it to me, fast!
..
Nah, it's oki. But I didn't understand it *sad face*.

In any of the Fable games you win over the opinions of people and get them to like them more. One of the ways you can do this is to pull of a successful fart.

I really loved this one. The last pic made me laugh so very hard.

A "successful fart"? um... I've never played any of the Fable games, what exactly is a successful fart?

the ones that are silent....but deadly

One in which you don't follow through

 

[Arctodus_Simus]

Someone explain it to me, fast!
..
Nah, it's oki. But I didn't understand it *sad face*.

In any of the Fable games you win over the opinions of people and get them to like them more. One of the ways you can do this is to pull of a successful fart.

I really loved this one. The last pic made me laugh so very hard.

A "successful fart"? um... I've never played any of the Fable games, what exactly is a successful fart?

the ones that are silent....but deadly

One in which you don't follow through

Lol, or that

 

[tehweave]

Big booming speech = crowd doesn't care.
Big booming fart = crowd loves you.

People were stupid even in medieval times!