Critical Miss: Family Friendly

[standokan]

Haha i love the random dog in the second last panel.

 

[Optimystic]

Well, at least you have a voice now.

I quite like the voicework for the hero. The heroine, I have not tried yet.

She has a nice voice actually. It's always horrible when a VA gives you cause to avoid certain characters but the work in Fable 3 is great.

Fable 3 might not be the best game ever but it's got some bloody good voice talent in it. Stephen Fry, John Cleese, Ben Kingsley, Simon Pegg, etc.

All WASTED.

We need those guys in a real RPG like Oblivion or Dragon Age, not slumming it in Molyneux's immaturity simulator.

 

[SomEngangVar]

Am I the only one who got a reference from The Warriors?

CAN YOU COUNT, SUCKAS?

CAAAAAAAN YOOOOOOOU DIIIG IIIIIIT!?

 

[Soak]

Just imagine if the game would allow you such a speech and the people would follow - the rest of the game could realy consist of some nice fighting over an empire!
But hey, silly messenger-quests, doing the chicken dance and making countless amounts of money you don't realy need anyway is fun too, i guess.

 

[Evilsanta]

...I hate all of you who owns a 360...I want Fable 3 to pc NOW!

OT: So that is how you rally people for a the right cause, I didnt know that.

 

[Zolem]

Just imagine if the game would allow you such a speech and the people would follow - the rest of the game could realy consist of some nice fighting over an empire!
But hey, silly messenger-quests, doing the chicken dance and making countless amounts of money you don't realy need anyway is fun too, i guess.

And this is why I laugh at the idea that Fable 3 is a 'revolution simulator'.

 

[dalek sec]

Someone explain it to me, fast!
..
Nah, it's oki. But I didn't understand it *sad face*.

In any of the Fable games you win over the opinions of people and get them to like them more. One of the ways you can do this is to pull of a successful fart.

I really loved this one. The last pic made me laugh so very hard.

A "successful fart"? um... I've never played any of the Fable games, what exactly is a successful fart?

 

[Exliam]

Wait, wait...John Cleese worked on this...Must get this game sometime, just so I can pretend it's Basil Fawlty talking instead of whatever they cast him as.

 

[The Great JT]

The people of Albion are easily impressed by bodily functions. Hell if you piss on 'em, they'd probably declare themselves your personal butt slave.

 

[Best of the 3]

Someone explain it to me, fast!
..
Nah, it's oki. But I didn't understand it *sad face*.

In any of the Fable games you win over the opinions of people and get them to like them more. One of the ways you can do this is to pull of a successful fart.

I really loved this one. The last pic made me laugh so very hard.

A "successful fart"? um... I've never played any of the Fable games, what exactly is a successful fart?

A successful fart is a fart pulled of in full glory, stench and all, pulling in the crowds to get a whiff of the awesome.

Here is an example (Which was actually hard to find):


A failure fart is like a turtle out of it's shell, a dog out of the kennle, a bit of a fall through if you catch my drift.

 

[dalek sec]

A failure fart is like a turtle out of it's shell, a dog out of the kennle, a bit of a fall through if you catch my drift.

As in get some new frakking pants? D:

I wonder what the Emperor of Mankind must have ripped to get everyone to follow him at the start of the Great Crusade? XD

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

The great masses of the people will more easily fall victim to a fart than to a rousing speech.

Eh, if it gets the revolution going...

 

[gnarf]

Also not to nitpick but i think Stout is missing a leg in the last frame.
If not point to me where it it >.< (feel like playing where is waldo)

found it what do i win?

 

[Cory Rydell]

Also not to nitpick but i think Stout is missing a leg in the last frame.
If not point to me where it it >.< (feel like playing where is waldo)

the slipper would be behind the robed guys head, you can just barely make out her leg just below his arm. Its more kicked back as it was part of a different pose, but i changed around the arms and I forgot to change up the legs to match.

 

[Calbeck]

See, this is why I play Victoria II instead -:3

 

[Zolem]

Also not to nitpick but i think Stout is missing a leg in the last frame.
If not point to me where it it >.< (feel like playing where is waldo)

found it what do i win?

The right to 'add some chlorine' to Albion's genepool!

 

[Lord Honk]

Ahh, I recall simpler times, where interaction with NPCs consisted of reading four pages before clicking a one-liner response in hopes of progressing the story. Emotes screwed it all up ;_; Also, farting in public should bring the wrath of the local guard unto you, as it does everywhere in every game or country not governed by Peter Molyneux!
On that note, I dare everyone, anyone to go to ol' Petey and fart in his general direction. See if it "impresses" him. I double dare you.

 

[D Moness]

found it what do i win?

Thanks for pointing it out(i mean that).

This is all i can offer at the moment.
Funny comic specially since i am playing fable 2 again. To bad the AI in 3 seems just as terrible. Use sexy clothes and do some motions and half the town wants to marry you >.<

 

[zHellas]

Someone explain it to me, fast!
..
Nah, it's oki. But I didn't understand it *sad face*.

In any of the Fable games you win over the opinions of people and get them to like them more. One of the ways you can do this is to pull of a successful fart.

I really loved this one. The last pic made me laugh so very hard.

Yeah, I nearly choked while laughing when I saw Stout farting and the dog's pose!

XD

 

[duchaked]

started Fable II...meh

gonna try Fable III sometime hahaa