Critical Miss: Garrus: Badass Burnout

Evilsanta

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Can he even become more awesome after Bat-turian/Bat-Garrus?

Keep it up! Always looking forward to the next Critical Miss.
 

Shirokurou

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RT-Medic-with-shotgun said:
Shirokurou said:
Garrus' stairway
Dirty Harry - Batman - Choose between morphing to Rorschach or Jesus.
Or some epic combination of the two that breathes fire.
"CROSSED AND DROPPED!"
or
"Garrus Journal: October 12th, 2185. Vorcha carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their asari sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the dancers and council members will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "Can this wait? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."
 

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I have a PS3 and that's where I played Mass Effect. As such I only played 2 and that little story fill in comic. Garrus never talked to me. He always told me he was busy until he had his one mission, then never spoke to me again. Add in the fact that I was a sniper/infiltrator and Garrus and I never spent much time together. I have no connection to the character. I pretty much just ignored him for the whole game.

For the record my teammates were Grunt/Zaeed and Tali/Jack/Mordin. Rotated based on what I felt like doing at the time.

Also Thane. I never really did anything with Thane but I thought he was significantly better characterized than Garrus. He had some really interesting conversations. Garrus just had nothing to say.
 

snowman6251

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Shirokurou said:
RT-Medic-with-shotgun said:
Shirokurou said:
Garrus' stairway
Dirty Harry - Batman - Choose between morphing to Rorschach or Jesus.
Or some epic combination of the two that breathes fire.
"CROSSED AND DROPPED!"
or
"Garrus Journal: October 12th, 2185. Vorcha carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their asari sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the dancers and council members will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "Can this wait? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."
Holy shit I lol'd. That's amazing.
 

Ashcrexl

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Gralian said:
Ew. Lower lip. Remove it.

I appreciate it's not as obtrusive as usual this week, but it's still there, and it's like ugly facial hair that won't go away and damnit i'm going to keep bringing it up and protesting it until it does.

Fun comic as always, but i never got the popularity behind Garrus. Perhaps because i never really used him in either game. He always struck me as a bit of a cowboy that was too big for his britches.
you dont like women with lower lips? if you ever romance someone, will you force her to undergo painful lower lip removal surgery?
 

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Tank207" post="6.276494.10756178 said:
Mordin would not recommend this action.


I always love how Mordin has inter-species sex pamphlets and videos ready to be forwarded at a moments notice
 

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I wouldn't call him batman because he kinda wanted to murder everyone who crossed him.
Well if you're Paragon, he's Batman. If you're Renegade, he's more like the Punisher.

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We will be cruel to the Reapers. And through our cruelty they will know who we are.
 

themilo504

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i hope that my squad members get another loyalty mission and that your choices in the other games and the choices in the loyalty mission itself will decide what kind of badass garrus will be.
i wonder more about what kind of badass my shepherd will be. in the mass effect 1 he was a strong but nice soldier who needed his squad to survive in mass effect 2 he was still nice but he was overpowerd thanks to adrenaline rush.i think in mass effect 3 he powers his adrenaline rush up to a level where he moves as fast as the flash.i would pay for a flash costume in mass effect 3.
 

Iwana Humpalot

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There is but only one way left to go then beyond Batman
Haha, i knew who you were talking about even before i opened the image. :D

I like the ME2 verison of garrus more, he's sarcastic and throws some good jokes here and there.
 

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snowman6251 said:
Shirokurou said:
RT-Medic-with-shotgun said:
Shirokurou said:
Garrus' stairway
Dirty Harry - Batman - Choose between morphing to Rorschach or Jesus.
Or some epic combination of the two that breathes fire.
"CROSSED AND DROPPED!"
or
"Garrus Journal: October 12th, 2185. Vorcha carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their asari sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the dancers and council members will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "Can this wait? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."
Holy shit I lol'd. That's amazing.
Thanks.
Also Garrus-Jesus: "Never saw my second coming"
Garschach: "Commander Shepard, possibly into turians, must investigate further"
 

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Boba Frag said:
Man, everyone wants to get down and give Garrus head these days.... lol
Mordin would not recommend this action.


Oh, I laughed long and hard at that one....

"So don't... *ahem* ingest" gets me every time.

I don't usually play as a female Shepard, so when I first saw this it made me admire Bioware's writing all the more.

Gotta love Mordin's dry wit :D
(although he can supply ointments to assist with any chafing that can occur)