Critical Miss: Garrus: Badass Burnout

[James Raynor]

Terminator?

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Well, since everyone's really just posting their personal idea of the next step up the Badass Ladder from Batman, I guess I'll just post this:

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Good thing there won't be a Mass Effect 4, because you really can't get more badass then that.

 

[Neferius]

"Where exactly can he go from there?

Spoiler: Neo?

I SECOND that motion!
Let It Be Done!!!

 

[WrcklessIntent]

Ew. Lower lip. Remove it.

I appreciate it's not as obtrusive as usual this week, but it's still there, and it's like ugly facial hair that won't go away and damnit i'm going to keep bringing it up and protesting it until it does.

Fun comic as always, but i never got the popularity behind Garrus. Perhaps because i never really used him in either game. He always struck me as a bit of a cowboy that was too big for his britches.

Yes someone other than me hates the lower lip! It's just to much in your face and I think its completely unneeded.
OT Me and Garrus are in one pretty awesome bromance. I feel bad knowing that I'm like everyone else though liking Tali and Garrus...

 

[RatRace123]

Obviously he gets his own game.

 

[rayen020]

the taurian punisher?

 

[Jake0fTrades]

[/quote]
"Garrus Journal: October 12th, 2185. Vorcha carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their asari sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the dancers and council members will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "Can this wait? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."[/quote]

You just won four internets.

 

[thiosk]

Wait, who's garrus? Theres characters other than wrex and tali? WTF?

 

[darthotaku]

Garrus shall become the old spice guy. the Alien your Alien could smell like

 

[Joos]

Critical Miss: Garrus: Badass Burnout

He has reach and an awesome utility belt!


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Hmmm, I disagree completely. He is totally the Punisher in ME2. The obvious next step is bad conscience and Ghandi-fication.

 

[Shjade]

Is anyone else confused by the comic itself saying "Garrus is pretty much Batman" followed by a depiction of a psychopath in a bat suit flat-out murdering people?

That's not Batman. This leads me to believe Garrus isn't either.

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

Same with Tali, come to think of it.

Yeah I don't like Tali either. Garrus is the man though.

OT: This is actually a pretty good point. I bet he sacrifices himself to save the galaxy. That's all that's left.

 

[Gralian]

Ew. Lower lip. Remove it.

I appreciate it's not as obtrusive as usual this week, but it's still there, and it's like ugly facial hair that won't go away and damnit i'm going to keep bringing it up and protesting it until it does.

Fun comic as always, but i never got the popularity behind Garrus. Perhaps because i never really used him in either game. He always struck me as a bit of a cowboy that was too big for his britches.

you dont like women with lower lips? if you ever romance someone, will you force her to undergo painful lower lip removal surgery?

Going by your logic, you don't like women with upper lips? I mean, if you notice Erin only seems to have a visible lower lip and up upper lip. Are you going to force your future girlfriend to have painful upper lip removal surgery?

Jesting aside though it's only because it feels really unnecessary when no other character seems to have any defining lip facial features and it just looks like a swollen part of her face. Either draw both lips, and draw lips on everybody, or don't draw them at all. It's really sent Erin way down the uncanny valley in my eyes. She looked far better in the earlier comics, when she was lip-less.

 

[Netface]

Ew. Lower lip. Remove it.

I appreciate it's not as obtrusive as usual this week, but it's still there, and it's like ugly facial hair that won't go away and damnit i'm going to keep bringing it up and protesting it until it does.

Fun comic as always, but i never got the popularity behind Garrus. Perhaps because i never really used him in either game. He always struck me as a bit of a cowboy that was too big for his britches.

you dont like women with lower lips? if you ever romance someone, will you force her to undergo painful lower lip removal surgery?

Going by your logic, you don't like women with upper lips? I mean, if you notice Erin only seems to have a visible lower lip and up upper lip. Are you going to force your future girlfriend to have painful upper lip removal surgery?

Evel Knievel himself couldn't make the tremendous jump to conclusions you just posted.

 

[Laser Priest]

Isn't it obvious?

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I fully support this.

And this is the first Critical Miss to actually have me laughing out loud. It might just be that Garrus makes anything better for me. Meh. Either way, well done.

 

[Gralian]

Ew. Lower lip. Remove it.

I appreciate it's not as obtrusive as usual this week, but it's still there, and it's like ugly facial hair that won't go away and damnit i'm going to keep bringing it up and protesting it until it does.

Fun comic as always, but i never got the popularity behind Garrus. Perhaps because i never really used him in either game. He always struck me as a bit of a cowboy that was too big for his britches.

you dont like women with lower lips? if you ever romance someone, will you force her to undergo painful lower lip removal surgery?

Going by your logic, you don't like women with upper lips? I mean, if you notice Erin only seems to have a visible lower lip and up upper lip. Are you going to force your future girlfriend to have painful upper lip removal surgery?

Evel Knievel himself couldn't make the tremendous jump to conclusions you just posted.

I was trying to make an ironic statement. Look at what he said. "you dont like women with lower lips?" purely because i said i didn't like Erin's lower lip being drawn in. I was going by the fact she has no upper lip drawn in to jump to the same sort of conclusion that he did in order to be ironic.

 

[Daftmau5]

I thought Blasto, the first Hanar Spectre, was Dirty Harry.

Are you comparing Garrus to a big, stupid jellyfish?

 

[Alar]

Hey guys, nice thread and all, but...can it wait a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

Bahahaahahaa... oh, it's funny because it's true. XD

 

[greenflash]

Where else is there to go?

Spoiler: A more illogical step.

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.....(I have no words to describe how Awesome/Insane that is)

 

[Optimystic]

I would **** Garrus' brains out. In a full-body latex sheathe if I had to.