Critical Miss: God Emperor of Steam #1
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This is exactly how much I respect and fear Gabe's power,Scarim Coral said:
Let's be honest though, Popeyejitsu instills the ancient cajun arts that can break a man with a mere thought.thenumberthirteen said:
Though the Burger King devours your soul at a glance.hyperdrachen said:
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Now she just needs to constantly pick up her trilby mid fight for no reason and it'll be bang-on!
Pah to your KFC Fu, its nothing to Ecky Thump. Similar but superior to KFC Fu in many respects, it utilizes long, fierce-looking Black Puddings in place of more inferior American weaponry. Practitioners of the martial art are easily distinguished through their ritualistic flat caps and accompanying whippets.MeTheMe said:
Moves include
The Fatty Smash. This involves hiding behind a lamp post in the twilight hours. When an unsuspecting passer-by happens along, you should leap out screeching and smash your pudding down on their head before they've even realised what's happened. Then run.
The Full English. Simply serve your enemy a large breakfast consisting of pudding, beans, chips, tea, bread, fried bread, lard, fried lard, fried tea, fried beans, bacon, lard, fried lard, beans, pudding, mushrooms, eggs (fried), butter and marzipan. This will incapacitate them, allowing you to whack them over the head with a shovel and steal their whippet.
The Eye of the Hovis. Distract your enemy with a small to medium sized brass band. They will be mesmerised by the music, and their feet will not stop tapping. Not until you stuff a pudding down their shirt front, anyway. If they get annoyed, have a ukelele handy for a cheeky song or two.
However don't try this at home, only those taught by the High Priest Ee Bah Goom can safely achieve Ecky Thump.
