Critical Miss: Moon Diver

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That's nothing compared to this evil little bread basket...


This is the first thing I thought of.
 

Wandrecanada

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Grey Carter said:
I wouldn't say it's a bad game overall. But it is 1200 points and that's very hard to recommend when vastly superior titles like Outland and Dishwasher: Vampire Smile are available for 800.
Goodness yes. I'm certain that both Outland and Dishwasher tainted my experience. Even Hard Corps with less co op and more add on money made me feel that it was just less fun somehow. Perhaps it was just bad timing to come out on the heels of so many esthetically pleasing co op titles, especially when they price you out...

I was actually pretty sad I didn't like it. I had a good group of friends ready to grab it.
 

Kanda

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My god, turning toasts against people who just want breakfast? That is evil
 

Fiz_The_Toaster

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If my toaster ever decided to turn against me and attacked me toast, it's so on. I will counter it with English Muffins!
 

CrystalShadow

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Sucal said:
An Advent Children reference? I mean seriously
Eh. I know right? I was like, how does this make any sense, then I remembered...

The game being joked about here is a squarenix game, and suddenly it made a lot more sense.

It still wasn't that funny though. XD
 

Ulquiorra4sama

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That actually sounds like a great idea for a game. I too would love to see Keanu Reeves come to life every now and then, but i would really be afraid of the toaster. Who knows what it might do if it comes alive o_O
 

Owlslayer

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Not the funniest/best comic so far (well, in my opinion), but that's because i have no idea what the game that was mentioned actually is. Haven't heard of it.
Still, most of Critical Miss I'm loving very much. Funny stuff.
 

deathninja

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albino boo said:
I believe that someone in Nottingham was mugged by using a toaster as a weapon. So be careful out there
I'm pretty sure everything, inanimate and otherwise has been used in a Notts. mugging at some point.
 

The Wooster

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deathninja said:
albino boo said:
I believe that someone in Nottingham was mugged by using a toaster as a weapon. So be careful out there
I'm pretty sure everything, inanimate and otherwise has been used in a Notts. mugging at some point.
True this. It even extends to hypotehtical constructs. Many a person has lost their iPOD to a random chav that leaps out and asks "How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?"

Then he stabs you with the pin.
 

Scrythe

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This is why you write for a web comic and not video games.

Hell, Children of Steam is stone-written proof that you can't even hold on to a narrative for more than six panels before you start freaking out with the Dane Cook-style of writing: "I MADE A REFERENCE! DO YOU GET IT? DO YOU FUCKING GET IT?"