Critical Miss: Mortal Kombat

[JUMBO PALACE]

This was great It all makes sense now!

 

[GrizzlerBorno]

It thanks to Rooster Teeth Immersion episode on female fighting clothing, the skimpy clothing cannot stay on!
Still I laugh at today comic strip. It remind me of this other similar one but with Ivy and Cervantes from Soul Calibur.

You mean this thing right here:

Damn Ninja'd.

OT: Wishful thinking, Lol. Poor Kitana.

Also, I get that all five Female characters in the game have the "Two strips of Leather problem"...... but why are four/five the EXACT SAME BODY with different color schemes? Is it supposed to be like that or is it just lazyness on the devs part?

 

[CronoT]

I've always wondered how those outfits stayed on

Invisible Double-sided tape.

http://www.ehow.com/how_6880358_do-tape-breasts-pageant-dresses_.html

:-D

 

[AvsJoe]

Hehe... kids these days. All conservative and shit. Don't they know anything about history?

 

[ArmorArmadillo]

Old joke is old.

 

[olfelix]

"And put on some heels" made lol in the office.

 

[Bloodstain]

No buts? I think she will indeed have to show some butts.


YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

 

[Zenn3k]

I was slightly disappointed, Mortal Kombat (9) said it had "brief nudity", but there really wasn't any.

 

[theultimateend]

Anyone notice how no-one ever makes the point that Johnny Cage and Lui Kang are forced to fight completely without a shirt? So, what, beefcake is fine, but we're not allowed cheesecake?

A good portion of the cast is dressed in over the drop revealing manners.

It's just that by now we've been desensitized to men fighting in their underwear (check out wrestling).

Women still have a long way to go before people stop treating them as less worthy of being dressed in nearly nothing.

I was slightly disappointed, Mortal Kombat (9) said it had "brief nudity", but there really wasn't any.

In America the "Mileena Birth Scene" in the story is "full nudity".

We are cool with murder (er combat) but nudity still hurts the puritan sensibilities .

 

[BrunDeign]

This joke's an oldie but goodie for sure.

 

[Alar]

I like Daddy's thinking.

It's hard to fight fully clothed.

That's if you're going for freedom of movement over protection. There's nothing saying she couldn't wear lots of padding but have the joint areas free of clothing!

 

[Souplex]

Kids these days...

 

[WorldCritic]

Finally an answer to one of the many questions brought about by Mortal Kombat.

 

[Madara XIII]

So that's why they wear the skimpy outfits, DADDY ISSUES!

LOL I coulda told you that, but I didn't expect it like that XD

 

[Madara XIII]

No buts? I think she will indeed have to show some butts.


YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

You are pure win

 

[Madara XIII]

Hehe... kids these days. All conservative and shit. Don't they know anything about history?

How dare they try and clothe themselves in a respectable manner!? Don't they know anything about Woodstock or the 60s!?!

 

[Madara XIII]

Critical Miss: Mortal Kombat

Kause for koncern.

Then, it my duty to point out all of these games, which have had even more skimpy characters/unlockables for sometimes years before Mortal Kombat 9.

Duke Nukem 3D
Soul Caliber 3
Soul Caliber 4
Onichanbara
Darkstalkers
Resident Evil 5
Marvel versus Capcom 2
Marvel versus Capcom 3
Dead or Alive 2, 3, 4, and Beach Volleyball
Final Fantasy X and X-2
Final Fantasy XII

Feel free to point out more, but frankly, if you think the Partial Nudity in Mortal Kombat 9 is worth taking note of, where have you been for the past nine years?

(No. The comic was quite bland to me.)

LOL I think Darkstalkers, MvC 2 and MvC 3 take the cake considering that Felicia is fully naked. That fur is part of her body XD

VWOOT! We finally got full nudity in a game and didn't catch hell for it!!

Wesker Approves

 

[lacktheknack]

Would this happen to do double duty of mocking Mortal Kombat while giving a response to Jimquisition?

 

[Frankster]

It should be noted that Shao Kahn himself doesn't exactly wear much or shy from displaying his manly pecs, really he just wants his daughter to be more like him, if you had a child you'd understand too!