Critical Miss: On Mules and Asses

[Canid117]

Uhh... I don't really get it...

 

[JemothSkarii]

You don't wanna know what happens if string of PS3s burst in your belly.

*Looks over to PS3*

Did I miss something? Are PS3s illegal in the UK now?

Am I breaking the law playing Valkyria Chronicles? Am I going to be someone's prison *****?

I'm too British for prison!

Don't worry, LG's injunction is only valid in the Netherlands.
Besides you'd only be going to British prison.

But Australia is terrible! D:

Dude, don't come here! It's hot, it's dry, the food sucks save for the barbeques and it's quite expensive!
RUN! ESCAPE WHILE YOU CAN!

 

[Benny Blanco]

You don't wanna know what happens if string of PS3s burst in your belly.

*Looks over to PS3*

Did I miss something? Are PS3s illegal in the UK now?

Am I breaking the law playing Valkyria Chronicles? Am I going to be someone's prison *****?

I'm too British for prison!

Don't worry, LG's injunction is only valid in the Netherlands.
Besides you'd only be going to British prison.

Yeah, you'd be fine. You might get a bit bored watching Jeremy Kyle every day, but you could easily switch channels. I mean, you have Sky, and you're watching it on HD LCD TVs...

Ooh, that's a bit Daily Mail.

"Bloody prison's like a holiday camp! String 'em up! Only language they understand!"

Also perhaps you forgot about the fomentation of militant Islam in British prisons, or a one-man hostage situation who goes by the name of "Charles Bronson"...

Also, lags are known to prefer Trisha. FACT.

 

[Albino Boo]

You don't wanna know what happens if string of PS3s burst in your belly.

*Looks over to PS3*

Did I miss something? Are PS3s illegal in the UK now?

Am I breaking the law playing Valkyria Chronicles? Am I going to be someone's prison *****?

I'm too British for prison!

Don't worry, LG's injunction is only valid in the Netherlands.
Besides you'd only be going to British prison.

But Australia is terrible! D:

Dude, don't come here! It's hot, it's dry, the food sucks save for the barbeques and it's quite expensive!
RUN! ESCAPE WHILE YOU CAN!

Ah Australia thats where all the criminals got sent isn't it? Joking aside the the injunction is only valid in Holland but Holland is where all PS3 for europe are landed. In other words LG have got Sony in conner and are giving them a good kicking because they cant land in Holland any more. They either have to wait for the injunction to end or spend millions on setting up a new distribution hub in another country with no guarantee that LG wont just go court in that country and get another injunction. LG are just trying to blackmail Sony into settling the various suits and counter suits between the two companies.

 

[SteewpidZombie]

The one place you shouldn't shove a PS3...that...and a giant tear in the space time continuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

 

[Vault101]

I'm sure many more posts like this are to come, but what the hell was this all about? I dont get it

I think aparetnyl they want to ban the ps3 in europe or somthing

 

[nomad240]

there is no way in hell they could ever print up enough elizabeths for me to fit a ps3 into my ass.. that good sir... is too much junk in this trunk

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Hotel California still makes no sense.

 

[The Wooster]

Hotel California still makes no sense.

It does if you assume it's just a very in depth review of an actual hotel.

Hotel California
Location: Dark desert highway.

Pros:

Lovely place.

Plenty of room.

Great any time of year.

Mirrors on the ceiling are a nice touch.

Can check out any time you like.

Cons:

Remote location.

Other guests somewhat rowdy.

Poor quality cutlery in dining area.

Poor selection of wines and spirits.

You can never leave.



Overall: 6/10 Would visit again.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Hotel California still makes no sense.

It does if you assume it's just a very in depth review of an actual hotel.

Hotel California
Location: Dark desert highway.

Pros:

Lovely place.

Plenty of room.

Great any time of year.

Mirrors on the ceiling are a nice touch.

Can check out any time you like.

Cons:

Remote location.

Other guests somewhat rowdy.

Poor quality cutlery in dining area.

Poor selection of wines and spirits.

You can never leave.



Overall: 6/10 Would visit again.

A+++++++++! Would visit again!

They served Tuscon Whole Milk! [http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=tag_dpp_lp_edpp_ttl_in]

 

[Logic 0]

I think they should try inserting it through the other end first.

 

[MercurySteam]

It was funny but I didn't get the point.

Most people never do.

 

[geizr]

Uh...that last frame...oww!

 

[Scrythe]

The only logical thing to do in this situation is to put this PS3 deep in your asshole.

 

[Baradiel]

You don't wanna know what happens if string of PS3s burst in your belly.

*Looks over to PS3*

Did I miss something? Are PS3s illegal in the UK now?

Am I breaking the law playing Valkyria Chronicles? Am I going to be someone's prison *****?

I'm too British for prison!

Don't worry, LG's injunction is only valid in the Netherlands.
Besides you'd only be going to British prison.

Yeah, you'd be fine. You might get a bit bored watching Jeremy Kyle every day, but you could easily switch channels. I mean, you have Sky, and you're watching it on HD LCD TVs...

Ooh, that's a bit Daily Mail.

"Bloody prison's like a holiday camp! String 'em up! Only language they understand!"

Also perhaps you forgot about the fomentation of militant Islam in British prisons, or a one-man hostage situation who goes by the name of "Charles Bronson"...

Also, lags are known to prefer Trisha. FACT.

True, it was a bit Daily Mail. But I had a tour of my local prison when it was first built, and it is basically a hotel where they don't have to pay anything. Its a bit much if I'm honest. Prison should be about rehabilitation and/or punishment, but that prison was an example of neither.

 

[indiangrunt91]

hotel california reference works because the last thing that dude remembers, he was running for the door, trying to get back to place he was before

 

[Outright Villainy]

Lol. Looks painful..

Also:


Skip to 0:08

Do people really have such low attention spans that they'd have to skip an 11 secon...

Ooh shiny penny!

 

[lvl9000_woot]

Lol. Looks painful..

Also:


Skip to 0:08

Do people really have such low attention spans that they'd have to skip an 11 secon...

Ooh shiny penny!

No, I thought I'd point out the relevant part. But since you made fun of yourself, I guess I--- Ooh shiny penny!

 

[luckycharms8282]

I would love it if someone would cut out the last panel so I could use it in other forums. It is so deliciously scary