Critical Miss: Space Marine

LazyAza

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I reviewed space marine for a site I write for and despite being a massive 40k nerd I did point out the game, despite being very well made and quite a lot of fun really is just a mish mash of games I and everyone else has played before.

I ***** and moan about grey n brown shooters all the time too but I'm super excited to play Gears 3 this week. My issue isn't that they exist but that SO MANY exist and the reason behind so many being made isn't "we wanna do a great game that is like this" it's "well that other game sold well and it was like this... we wanna sell well too sooo... let's do it as well?"

And then we get 20 shitty gears clones that no one buys because they're shitty gears clones.

The reason I complain about these personally is that the sheer limitless potential of game design across the board is mind blowing but because of the fucked up business side we get so very very few original interesting games anymore that aren't super low budget or indi titles or so very very high budget and well marketed that they can't fail.

The problem is the lack of the middle ground game that may not be perfect but at least tries to do new interesting things or substantially unique takes on existing things. That game is less and less frequent now and instead we get 100s of "meh" games with "meh" ideas because it's now more than ever apparently too god damn risky to dare try anything but what has proven successful. The whole situation is fucked up.
 

PunkRex

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Susan Arendt said:
PunkRex said:
I would love a poster of Erin and Sharon making out on top of a copy of pikmin in the World of Warcraft... or if thats TOOOOoooo MUuUCH TO ASK FOOOooooOOOR... then maybe a poster of a seagull making Cory his wife, huhuhuh, I still laugh when I remember that comic.

My friends used to use Blue... my poor goblins...
Seriously, what's wrong with you?
Im a massive perv and may I just add Mrs Arendt your voice is like warm choclate fudge cake, soft, rich and sweet.
 

RDubayoo

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Huh. I found Space Marine to be an extremely colorful game and very unlike most other shooters... unless someone else can tell me of another third person title where you can seamlessly switch between blasting foes at a distance one moment to brawling them beat-em-up style the next. In fact, I have to wonder if the comic's author and I played the same game because his critique is way off the mark.
 

vansau

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PunkRex said:
Susan Arendt said:
PunkRex said:
I would love a poster of Erin and Sharon making out on top of a copy of pikmin in the World of Warcraft... or if thats TOOOOoooo MUuUCH TO ASK FOOOooooOOOR... then maybe a poster of a seagull making Cory his wife, huhuhuh, I still laugh when I remember that comic.

My friends used to use Blue... my poor goblins...
Seriously, what's wrong with you?
Im a massive perv and may I just add Mrs Arendt your voice is like warm choclate fudge cake, soft, rich and sweet.
Um. Yeah. Ok.

(My head hurts an awful lot now)
 

PunkRex

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vansau said:
PunkRex said:
Susan Arendt said:
PunkRex said:
I would love a poster of Erin and Sharon making out on top of a copy of pikmin in the World of Warcraft... or if thats TOOOOoooo MUuUCH TO ASK FOOOooooOOOR... then maybe a poster of a seagull making Cory his wife, huhuhuh, I still laugh when I remember that comic.

My friends used to use Blue... my poor goblins...
Seriously, what's wrong with you?
Im a massive perv and may I just add Mrs Arendt your voice is like warm choclate fudge cake, soft, rich and sweet.
Um. Yeah. Ok.

(My head hurts an awful lot now)
You dont like fudge cake?