Critical Miss: Stowaways #8

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Wait wait wait, the "official webcomic of mars"? mars? As in, like, I dunno.... LIFE ON MARS?

Boy, I sure hope that's not the clue/unintentionally massive giveaway that I think it is.

Although if that's what's really going on, I want everyone to know that I fucking called it.

Called it back in episode 2, sorry

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/6.289772.11491974

 

[Nocta-Aeterna]

Wow! Those dick jokes were...

*sunglasses*

... from out of this world.

YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Thank you, thank you, I'm here till Wednesday!

I don't get it....-_-

It's a reference to the Dick Jokes in Duke Nukem and the fact that the enemies he fights are aliens, ergo out of this world.

There. Now it's not funny *Cries* Horatio is sad somewhere now

Actually it was because the dick jokes were written by a NASA intern.

That makes it even funnier!!!!!!! VWOOT

Add to that to the fact there's the Garcia from Shadows of the Damned, whose weapon is all about making dick jokes in Hell and Grayson hunt from Bulletstorm, which is all about making dick jokes on another planet... Yes, we now have multi-layered dick jokes...

 

[Kakashi on crack]

Wow! Those dick jokes were...

*sunglasses*

... from out of this world.

YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Thank you, thank you, I'm here till Wednesday!

*ahem* http://mirrors.rit.edu/instantCSI/ to help you along your way good sir.

Anyways back on topic...

Is it strange that when I saw the penis, my mind went in a whole nother direction from where the comic was taking it? XD

captcha: Assay Nablitio, I shall say nablitio...

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I gotta get Shadows of the Damned. It looks to be everything I wanted Bulletstorm and Duke Nukem to be. Except those both let me down.

 

[Steambroom]

Wow! Those dick jokes were...

*sunglasses*

... from out of this world.

YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Thank you, thank you, I'm here till Wednesday!

+10 internets to you, sir!

 

[WanderingFool]

Ahh... the Bro Pack...

Also, Real men wear kilts...

 

[Dafttechno]

The two one-hit-wonders and the has-been are just jealous.


(For the record, I own Bulletstorm, Shadows of the Damned, and DNF, but I'm still a Zelda fanboy at heart. I actually haven't even touched DNF or SotD because I've been too busy playing Ocarina of Time 3D.)

 

[Impluse_101]

LMAO this comic is genius. Poor Link though.
Probably one of the most manliest figures in history and gets made fun of for wearing a skirt.

Link > Duke Nukem > Steve Blum from Bullet Storm > Spanish guy from Shadows of the Damned

GG kiddies. Link's been a man before those guys existed. HOORAH!!!

oh on a side note.

WTF is wrong with Skirts!?!

Quai Gon Gin? What the hell?!?!

 

[AfroTree]

LMAO this comic is genius. Poor Link though.
Probably one of the most manliest figures in history and gets made fun of for wearing a skirt.

Link > Duke Nukem > Steve Blum from Bullet Storm > Spanish guy from Shadows of the Damned

GG kiddies. Link's been a man before those guys existed. HOORAH!!!

oh on a side note.

WTF is wrong with Skirts!?!

Spoiler

that's not a skirt.

And I just wanna see where this arc goes..

 

[Covarr]

I instinctively heard Jon St John's voice when I read this comic. Then I wished he had recorded this line and put it where we could hear it. Then I was sad that he didn't.

MISTER NUKEM: If you are reading this, you know what you must do.

P.S. Thanks

 

[Madara XIII]

LMAO this comic is genius. Poor Link though.
Probably one of the most manliest figures in history and gets made fun of for wearing a skirt.

Link > Duke Nukem > Steve Blum from Bullet Storm > Spanish guy from Shadows of the Damned

GG kiddies. Link's been a man before those guys existed. HOORAH!!!

oh on a side note.

WTF is wrong with Skirts!?!

Spoiler

that's not a skirt.

And I just wanna see where this arc goes..

Dammit. I know it's a kilt, but it's not pants and is still helping my argument that you don't need to wear pants to be manly!!

 

[Madara XIII]

Ahh... the Bro Pack...

Also, Real men wear kilts...

See Brave Heart.....ignoring the fact that Mel Gibson's crazier now than his character was in that movie

 

[AlohaJo]

"We just want you to be happy"

D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

We just want you to be happy

Yeah? Probably would be best to get Duke Nukems ass out of there then...

 

[silasbufu]

Ok first of all I need to get this off my chest : Shadows of the Damned is the most fun I've had with a game in a very long time and I recommend it to everybody.

I want you to be happy too!

 

[Cosplay Horatio]

LMAO this comic is genius. Poor Link though.
Probably one of the most manliest figures in history and gets made fun of for wearing a skirt.

Link > Duke Nukem > Steve Blum from Bullet Storm > Spanish guy from Shadows of the Damned

GG kiddies. Link's been a man before those guys existed. HOORAH!!!

oh on a side note.

WTF is wrong with Skirts!?!

Quai Gon Gin? What the hell?!?!

Or Asland...Liam Neeson = BAMF

Oh please, don't let it be a brain tumor.

 

[GeoKetch]

LMAO this comic is genius. Poor Link though.
Probably one of the most manliest figures in history and gets made fun of for wearing a skirt.

Link > Duke Nukem > Steve Blum from Bullet Storm > Spanish guy from Shadows of the Damned

GG kiddies. Link's been a man before those guys existed. HOORAH!!!

oh on a side note.

WTF is wrong with Skirts!?!

Quai Gon Gin? What the hell?!?!

That would be Rob Roy.

 

[hermes]

Actually, I think "Frota ese pene bien, chico" is better written as "Frota bien ese pene, chico"

Otherwise, its a good comic...

 

[Ghengis John]

D'awwww... Stuttering Erin is so adorable.

 

[TheIronRuler]

Wait wait wait, the "official webcomic of mars"? mars? As in, like, I dunno.... LIFE ON MARS?

Boy, I sure hope that's not the clue/unintentionally massive giveaway that I think it is.

Although if that's what's really going on, I want everyone to know that I fucking called it.

I'm pretty certain that she's not in 70s London...
I think.