Curiosity - What's Inside the Cube Nears the Final Layers
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Wow I'd almost completely forgotten about this. My predictions as to what's in the box -
A human head.
The mighty warrior Lok.
A troll face.
A sweater your grandma knitted for you.
'Buy one Big Mac, get another one free!' coupon.
A toothbrush.
A lifetime supply of Wheat Thins.
Or Peter's floating head.
A human head.
The mighty warrior Lok.
A troll face.
A sweater your grandma knitted for you.
'Buy one Big Mac, get another one free!' coupon.
A toothbrush.
A lifetime supply of Wheat Thins.
Or Peter's floating head.
Numbers: How long you have played and possibly something about what you could have done with that time.
That is at least what I expect from Peter Molyneux.
That is at least what I expect from Peter Molyneux.
My money is on a circle, just to fuck with people.broken-serenity said:It's gonna be another cube i bet
Hope.
"One day, when Epimetheus lay sleeping, Pandora stole the key and opened the box.
Out flew every kind of disease and sickness, hate and envy, and all the bad things that people had never experienced before. Pandora slammed the lid closed, but it was too late. All the bad things were already out of the box. They flew away, out into the world.
Epimetheus woke up at the sound of her sobbing. ?I opened the box and all these ugly things flew out,? she cried. ?I tried to catch them, but they all got out.? Pandora opened the box to show him how empty it was. But the box was not quite empty. One tiny bug flew quickly out before Pandora could slam the lid shut again.
?Hello, Pandora,? said the bug, hovering just out of reach. ?My name is Hope.? With a nod of thanks for being set free, Hope flew out into the world, a world that now held Envy, Crime, Hate, and Disease ? and Hope."
"One day, when Epimetheus lay sleeping, Pandora stole the key and opened the box.
Out flew every kind of disease and sickness, hate and envy, and all the bad things that people had never experienced before. Pandora slammed the lid closed, but it was too late. All the bad things were already out of the box. They flew away, out into the world.
Epimetheus woke up at the sound of her sobbing. ?I opened the box and all these ugly things flew out,? she cried. ?I tried to catch them, but they all got out.? Pandora opened the box to show him how empty it was. But the box was not quite empty. One tiny bug flew quickly out before Pandora could slam the lid shut again.
?Hello, Pandora,? said the bug, hovering just out of reach. ?My name is Hope.? With a nod of thanks for being set free, Hope flew out into the world, a world that now held Envy, Crime, Hate, and Disease ? and Hope."
Dammit! I was really hoping the curiosity rover had discovered an alien cube, and I hadn't heard of it because of this rock I live under. Oh well, it was a long shot anyways.
And then Zeus killed everyone, and the human race had to be remade from stones. If hope is in there, doesn't that mean Peter Molyneux found it and locked it up? That could explain a lot that's been going on in the industry.HalfTangible said:
It's the thing that will garantee the person is the heir to Pete's fortune, a la Charlie and the chocolate factory.
You know, I think this could actually be the final, undeniable proof that games are, in fact, art. Think about it. With modern art, some pretentious wanker can just throw a pile of bricks on the floor, and as long as they manage to convince a few people that it's really a deep existential study into the meaning of life it will be stuck in a posh art gallery and be paraded around as the greatest thing since someone didn't make their bed and took a photo of it. And what do we have here? Some pretentious wanker has thrown together a pile of bricks, and apparently convinced millions of people that it is really a deep existential study of the human condition. You could stick Curiosity in the Tate Modern and it wouldn't be close to the stupidest or least meaningful thing in there.
Comment of the gorram year!!!! XDDesworks said:
Seriously! That is the funniest comment I have seen in a long time! Thank you! And please submit it to a webcomic... As it would work so well on something like Ctl Alt Del, or as one of Dueling Analogues exclusives!!
OT: Actually... I am quite excited about what is in the box, as I imagine a lot of other people who are not admitting it are too...
Come on... it's like Christmas as a kid, and you want to know what is in your presents! But you didn't ask for anyhting in particular!
