I am sorry, Mr Goldman, but the greatest invention of all time has already been made. [http://www.amazon.com/Loftus-Self-Inflating-Poo-Cushion/dp/B00168E6OQ]Tom Goldman said:
Cyborg Arm Designed Only To Eat Potato Chips
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win! potato hand i wants one.
too bad when im playing games i have a drip in my arm for food purposes
too bad when im playing games i have a drip in my arm for food purposes
If this stops people from getting cheesie bits all over my controllers, then God bless you, good sir.
Cybernetic wrong.
Mechanical yes,
Launch product to a cybernetic attachment? Possible?
The ability to grasp in a manner so gentle NOT to break a chip?
Yeah this seems to be a item ignored by the medical techs...so they are trying to get the tech out. Knowing the amount of Vets who are using prostetic limbs this is kind of intresting.... other than that....
Well, even if there is no secondary reason some sucker will buy it
Mechanical yes,
Launch product to a cybernetic attachment? Possible?
The ability to grasp in a manner so gentle NOT to break a chip?
Yeah this seems to be a item ignored by the medical techs...so they are trying to get the tech out. Knowing the amount of Vets who are using prostetic limbs this is kind of intresting.... other than that....
Well, even if there is no secondary reason some sucker will buy it
I'm actually glad to read from this number of people saying they hate greasy fingers.
People always look at me as if I have mysophobia when I wash my hands after eating something using my hands.
I don't understand why so many prefer to skip that and (for instance) get right back to using their computer.
Good to know I'm not completely weird, or else at least I'm not alone.
This invention seems like it would make eating crisps/chips way too much of an effort to be worth even considering though.
People always look at me as if I have mysophobia when I wash my hands after eating something using my hands.
I don't understand why so many prefer to skip that and (for instance) get right back to using their computer.
Good to know I'm not completely weird, or else at least I'm not alone.
This invention seems like it would make eating crisps/chips way too much of an effort to be worth even considering though.
You goddamn ninjas need Chuck Norris to kick your ass. Anyways while we are on the topic of Japan and chips, WTF. You think the Americans would've made this first.TheNamlessGuy said:
Wait, what very little they showed of the chopsticks indicated they would work fine. Stupid ad showing a cheaper alternative.
Edit: It's also a bit asinine, and crazy.
Edit: It's also a bit asinine, and crazy.
I figure that though the ad is Japanese (seemingly shown on a variety show), the product itself is imported from somewhere. Usually here in Japan, recycled foreign ads look like this.duchaked said:
However, interestingly, it appears that a great many of the worlds leading sex toys are not from Japan.Lullabye said:
Fleshlight, Realdoll, ect, Why do I know these things ...? :O
It's actually just clumsy translating. The first case "clunch" is supposed to be "crunch" (I guess referring to the chip itself). An error from the infamous R->L mistranslation problem that's even used in the name for poor Asian->English translations: Engrish.Tom Goldman said:
The second time they use "Clunch" (Finger Easy Clunch System) it's just a full-on mistranslation, because the Katakana reads as "Kuriingu Shisutema" (which would be spoken as "Kring Shistem", more-or-less), and the spoken dialogue says "Easy Cleaning System" during that part (albeit with a heavy Japanese accent).
So yeah, it's "No Broken Crunch System", and "Finger Easy Cleaning System". I guess it's just a shame they didn't use the No Broken English System, mirite? ;D
