Da F***...Mind Blowing Things

[TopHatTim]

You know what blows my F***ing mind.
The fact that my laptop is the only laptop in the building.
So i dont mind when people need to check emails and facebook for 5 minutes.
but when you take FOUR F***ING HOURS! to read 1 email and look at a page, F**k that.
And then they dont understand that i hold that balance...im the one who has the internet here and its my f***ing laptop so god damn it when you own something you controll 100% of it.
They dont realise that i could close the top and their all fucked...i have the codes to the computer and the internet...no one but me.
FOUR hours! four,
to use my laptop.

anyone have one of these moments where it blows your f***ing mind?


NOTICE: FU*K THE TALK ABOUT THE PENTAGRAM AND GOD DAMN TOUNG AND SHIT...thank you

 

[zauxz]

Baptists.

I live near a baptist church... I cant get on the fucking bus without a lecture about satan and why am i going to hell.

(I wear a pentagram around my neck)

 

[RetiarySword]

Baptists.

I live near a baptist church... I cant get on the fucking bus without a lecture about satan and why am i going to hell.

(I wear a pentagram around my neck)

That must suck so much.

 

[zauxz]

Baptists.

I live near a baptist church... I cant get on the fucking bus without a lecture about satan and why am i going to hell.

(I wear a pentagram around my neck)

That must suck so much.

Trust me it does.

I cant believe how many people think that the pentagram is the symbol of satan.

 

[Zeromaxx]

Baptists.

I live near a baptist church... I cant get on the fucking bus without a lecture about satan and why am i going to hell.

(I wear a pentagram around my neck)

Carry a black dagger with you and spit blood on them, problem solved.

 

[RetiarySword]

Baptists.

I live near a baptist church... I cant get on the fucking bus without a lecture about satan and why am i going to hell.

(I wear a pentagram around my neck)

That must suck so much.

Trust me it does.

I cant believe how many people think that the pentagram is the symbol of satan.

I like hearing how normal people deal with nutty relgious people. So what do you do. There is almost always a funny story attached

 

[zauxz]

Baptists.

I live near a baptist church... I cant get on the fucking bus without a lecture about satan and why am i going to hell.

(I wear a pentagram around my neck)

Carry a black dagger with you and spit blood on them, problem solved.

And find them with pitchforks and torches when i return?

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Baptists.

I live near a baptist church... I cant get on the fucking bus without a lecture about satan and why am i going to hell.

(I wear a pentagram around my neck)

I have a solution to your problem my friend!

Wear a dagger too. Next time any baptist tries to lecture you, tell them "Shut up, or this is going up your ass/ down your throat/in your heart." It shuts them up quickly. (I'm a sick bastard, aren't I?)

 

[FallToYourDeath]

Baptists.

I live near a baptist church... I cant get on the fucking bus without a lecture about satan and why am i going to hell.

(I wear a pentagram around my neck)

That must suck so much.

Trust me it does.

I cant believe how many people think that the pentagram is the symbol of satan.

I always thought the Pentagram was protection against the Devil

 

[zauxz]

I usually just give them a blank look, and touch theyr forehead with my finger. Then i say something in a language i made up.

I think one old hag shat herself.

 

[nolongerhere]

Baptists.

I live near a baptist church... I cant get on the fucking bus without a lecture about satan and why am i going to hell.

(I wear a pentagram around my neck)

Speak in tongues the next time you get on, then report back to us. It will be hilarious/utterly terrifying.

 

[zauxz]

Baptists.

I live near a baptist church... I cant get on the fucking bus without a lecture about satan and why am i going to hell.

(I wear a pentagram around my neck)

That must suck so much.

Trust me it does.

I cant believe how many people think that the pentagram is the symbol of satan.

I always thought the Pentagram was protection against the Devil

No its just the five elements.

Fire
Earth
Air
Water
And Soul.

However an inverted pentagram is the sign of the devil, just like an inverted cross.

 

[TopHatTim]

Baptists.

I live near a baptist church... I cant get on the fucking bus without a lecture about satan and why am i going to hell.

(I wear a pentagram around my neck)

That must suck so much.

Trust me it does.

I cant believe how many people think that the pentagram is the symbol of satan.

I always thought the Pentagram was protection against the Devil

Noooooo, its actually the sign of a gateway to hell...thats why summons and things like that are dont in a pentagram becuase it acts as the gateway...
but unless the man has candles and its a blood pentagram i think its pretty fine.

 

[TopHatTim]

Baptists.

I live near a baptist church... I cant get on the fucking bus without a lecture about satan and why am i going to hell.

(I wear a pentagram around my neck)

Speak in tongues the next time you get on, then report back to us. It will be hilarious/utterly terrifying.

isnt toung a mixture of latin, arameic, and something else?

 

[searanox]

I think I might be entering into an online relationship with someone four years younger than me who lives in another country. I'm scared.

Baptists.

I live near a baptist church... I cant get on the fucking bus without a lecture about satan and why am i going to hell.

(I wear a pentagram around my neck)

I have a pentagram pendant I made years ago that I've been contemplating wearing as an expression of my beliefs, as well as for pretties. Seems I might not want to do that so much anymore!

 

[NoNameMcgee]

Baptists.

I live near a baptist church... I cant get on the fucking bus without a lecture about satan and why am i going to hell.

(I wear a pentagram around my neck)

Have you tried not wearing a pentagram around your neck while standing outside a baptist church?

You're pretty much asking for trouble by doing that.

 

[zauxz]

Baptists.

I live near a baptist church... I cant get on the fucking bus without a lecture about satan and why am i going to hell.

(I wear a pentagram around my neck)

Speak in tongues the next time you get on, then report back to us. It will be hilarious/utterly terrifying.

isnt toung a mixture of latin, arameic, and something else?

Yeah, and when you do it it sounds... umm.. satanic.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

However an inverted pentagram is the sign of the devil, just like an inverted cross.

this is the part I dont get. Christians say that an inverted cross is the sign of the devil, but if you look carefully at the pope's cross, you'll see that its inverted!

 

[TopHatTim]

However an inverted pentagram is the sign of the devil, just like an inverted cross.

this is the part I dont get. Christians say that an inverted cross is the sign of the devil, but if you look carefully at the pope's cross, you'll see that its inverted!

pretty much all made up same with the whole pentagram thing....alot of crosses are inverted like the ones on churches and what not.

 

[Dr. UBAR]

EDIT: Reply to top hat tim

Its a mixture of fail, to be blunt.


Its actually just a person says whatever shit flies into their mind so it does seem like a "Language" but is not a constant across all people and most people will do it differently each time.
ie. Its bullshit (And religous!)