Da F***...Mind Blowing Things

[Rickyvantof]

Baptists.

I live near a baptist church... I cant get on the fucking bus without a lecture about satan and why am i going to hell.

(I wear a pentagram around my neck)

By wearing that pentagram you're obviously asking for it.

 

[zauxz]

Baptists.

I live near a baptist church... I cant get on the fucking bus without a lecture about satan and why am i going to hell.

(I wear a pentagram around my neck)

By wearing that pentagram you're obviously asking for it.

It is a gift from someone special. I wear it most of the time.

 

[Straitjacketeering]

However an inverted pentagram is the sign of the devil, just like an inverted cross.

this is the part I dont get. Christians say that an inverted cross is the sign of the devil, but if you look carefully at the pope's cross, you'll see that its inverted!

IT'S A CONSPIRACY CALL TOM HANKS.

 

[TopHatTim]

EDIT: Reply to top hat tim

Its a mixture of fail, to be blunt.


Its actually just a person says whatever shit flies into their mind so it does seem like a "Language" but is not a constant across all people and most people will do it differently each time.
ie. Its bullshit (And religous!)

well the original toung (you know that people spoke and christians went up the wall over) was a mixture of arameic and latin becuase back then certain words were identified from both langauges

 

[TopHatTim]

However an inverted pentagram is the sign of the devil, just like an inverted cross.

this is the part I dont get. Christians say that an inverted cross is the sign of the devil, but if you look carefully at the pope's cross, you'll see that its inverted!

IT'S A CONSPIRACY CALL TOM HANKS.

oh no!
then nick cage will have to come in and solve the future of the national treasure.

nicks famous line:
"once you see the future, it changes"

then you havnt seen the fucking future now have you nick?

 

[megamanenm]

You know what blows my F***ing mind.
The fact that my laptop is the only laptop in the building.
So i dont mind when people need to check emails and facebook for 5 minutes.
but when you take FOUR F***ING HOURS! to read 1 email and look at a page, F**k that.
And then they dont understand that i hold that balance...im the one who has the internet here and its my f***ing laptop so god damn it when you own something you controll 100% of it.
They dont realise that i could close the top and their all fucked...i have the codes to the computer and the internet...no one but me.
FOUR hours! four,
to use my laptop.

anyone have one of these moments where it blows your f***ing mind?


NOTICE: FU*K THE TALK ABOUT THE PENTAGRAM AND GOD DAMN TOUNG AND SHIT...thank you

So you ask us to talk about weird moments, we do it and you then tell us to stop doing it? What the hell is wrong with you?

 

[zauxz]

NOTICE: FU*K THE TALK ABOUT THE PENTAGRAM AND GOD DAMN TOUNG AND SHIT...thank you

Well i kind of agree, this is getting really off toppic. I guess invite me to friends if anyone want to chat.

 

[Ken Korda]

However an inverted pentagram is the sign of the devil, just like an inverted cross.

this is the part I dont get. Christians say that an inverted cross is the sign of the devil, but if you look carefully at the pope's cross, you'll see that its inverted!

That's because St. Peter (the founder of Catholicism) was crucified upside down on what is now the site of the Vatican.

 

[Frybird]

However an inverted pentagram is the sign of the devil, just like an inverted cross.

this is the part I dont get. Christians say that an inverted cross is the sign of the devil, but if you look carefully at the pope's cross, you'll see that its inverted!

Even weirder, according to Christian lore, Saint Peter was crucified on an inverted cross.

Not to spite him or anything, but as the romans captured and prosecuted him for missionary work, he wanted to be nailed on an inverted cross instead of the regular one because he did not saw himself worthy to be killed in the same way as Jesus did.

That is probably why the Pope wears an inverted Cross too, i don't know

(P.S. Actually, many followers of christ were killed on "special" crosses, like an X, because of the same reason)

EDIT: Ninja'd, but it takes time to look that up

 

[Rickyvantof]

Baptists.

I live near a baptist church... I cant get on the fucking bus without a lecture about satan and why am i going to hell.

(I wear a pentagram around my neck)

By wearing that pentagram you're obviously asking for it.

It is a gift from someone special. I wear it most of the time.

Then wear it underneath your clothes or something, when you know people around you would be offended. Just for the sake of not having to listen to their ranting of course.

 

[CuddlyCombine]

IT'S A CONSPIRACY CALL TOM HANKS.

No, he's only useful when somebody vaguely relevant mentions the Illuminati/the Fibonacci sequence pops up/people start talking about the Golden Ratio.

 

[zauxz]

Baptists.

I live near a baptist church... I cant get on the fucking bus without a lecture about satan and why am i going to hell.

(I wear a pentagram around my neck)

By wearing that pentagram you're obviously asking for it.

It is a gift from someone special. I wear it most of the time.

Then wear it underneath your clothes or something, when you know people around you would be offended. Just for the sake of not having to listen to their ranting of course.

Well its getting really hot latelly, so i usually wear a black "wifebeater"

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

You know what blows my F***ing mind.
The fact that my laptop is the only laptop in the building.
So i dont mind when people need to check emails and facebook for 5 minutes.
but when you take FOUR F***ING HOURS! to read 1 email and look at a page, F**k that.
And then they dont understand that i hold that balance...im the one who has the internet here and its my f***ing laptop so god damn it when you own something you controll 100% of it.
They dont realise that i could close the top and their all fucked...i have the codes to the computer and the internet...no one but me.
FOUR hours! four,
to use my laptop.

anyone have one of these moments where it blows your f***ing mind?


NOTICE: FU*K THE TALK ABOUT THE PENTAGRAM AND GOD DAMN TOUNG AND SHIT...thank you

WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE!

CAPS LOCK!!!!1!!!

No but seriously, stop swearing so much, it's rude. It's also possible to have a rant without the use of swear words or the caps lock button.

I have now lost the will to answer to this thread.

*Tips hat and leaves*

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

You know what blows my F***ing mind.
The fact that my laptop is the only laptop in the building.
So i dont mind when people need to check emails and facebook for 5 minutes.
but when you take FOUR F***ING HOURS! to read 1 email and look at a page, F**k that.
And then they dont understand that i hold that balance...im the one who has the internet here and its my f***ing laptop so god damn it when you own something you controll 100% of it.
They dont realise that i could close the top and their all fucked...i have the codes to the computer and the internet...no one but me.
FOUR hours! four,
to use my laptop.

anyone have one of these moments where it blows your f***ing mind?


NOTICE: FU*K THE TALK ABOUT THE PENTAGRAM AND GOD DAMN TOUNG AND SHIT...thank you

Did you really need all the capital letters and swears? You can be angry and not swear or "shout" y'know. And if you want to sit and rant then get a blog.

This: http://sizeofworldse.ytmnd.com/

Ok, mind officially blown. I didn't know we're that insignificant in the universe.

 

[Delicious]

Baptists.

I live near a baptist church... I cant get on the fucking bus without a lecture about satan and why am i going to hell.

(I wear a pentagram around my neck)

That must suck so much.

Trust me it does.

I cant believe how many people think that the pentagram is the symbol of satan.

I like hearing how normal people deal with nutty relgious people. So what do you do. There is almost always a funny story attached

Normal people don't wear pentagrams.

Inverted or no, they carry the same connotation.

It'd be just like wearing a correctly aligned swastika and claiming it was the Hindu version; people will still be offended.

 

[traceur_]

Baptists.

I live near a baptist church... I cant get on the fucking bus without a lecture about satan and why am i going to hell.

(I wear a pentagram around my neck)

That must suck so much.

Trust me it does.

I cant believe how many people think that the pentagram is the symbol of satan.

I always thought the Pentagram was protection against the Devil

No its just the five elements.

Fire
Earth
Air
Water
And Soul.

However an inverted pentagram is the sign of the devil, just like an inverted cross.

actually no, inverted it's not a satanic symbol at all, the misconception that it is a satanic symbol is a result of the demonisation of pagans at the hand of christians and it's adoption as the symbol used by the church of satan, it's "satanic" origins is it's occurrence in the the sigil of baphomet, a pagan fertility god who is usually depicted with the head of a goat, which is why satan is often depicted as goat-like, christians demonised baphomet by turning him into satan.

 

[zauxz]

Baptists.

I live near a baptist church... I cant get on the fucking bus without a lecture about satan and why am i going to hell.

(I wear a pentagram around my neck)

That must suck so much.

Trust me it does.

I cant believe how many people think that the pentagram is the symbol of satan.

I always thought the Pentagram was protection against the Devil

No its just the five elements.

Fire
Earth
Air
Water
And Soul.

However an inverted pentagram is the sign of the devil, just like an inverted cross.

actually no, inverted it's not a satanic symbol at all, the misconception that it is a satanic symbol is a result of the demonisation of pagans at the hand of christians and it's adoption as the symbol used by the church of satan, it's "satanic" origins is it's occurrence in the the sigil of baphomet, a pagan fertility god who is usually depicted with the head of a goat, which is why satan is often depicted as goat-like, christians demonised baphomet by turning him into satan.

Ouh, ok thanks for sharing.

 

[sheic99]

Baptists.

I live near a baptist church... I cant get on the fucking bus without a lecture about satan and why am i going to hell.

(I wear a pentagram around my neck)

That must suck so much.

Trust me it does.

I cant believe how many people think that the pentagram is the symbol of satan.

I always thought the Pentagram was protection against the Devil

No its just the five elements.

Fire
Earth
Air
Water
And Soul.

However an inverted pentagram is the sign of the devil, just like an inverted cross.

It's actually the Symbol for Venus, and the church declared it pagan meaning not christian. It wasn't until the modern era when pagan means satanic.

 

[ShadeOfRed]

It's amazing how this thread got derailed the moment someone mentioned religion. If that doesn't blow your mind I don't know what does.

 

[electric discordian]

Erm despite its modern meanings the Pentagram was an early Christian symbol worn by Gnostic Christians. Read Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, Gawain despite being a deeply Christian Knight bears the Pentagram upon his shield.