Dark Knight Director Sued By Batman

FoxtrotTango

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HSIAMetalKing said:
Fucking Turkey man, I swear.

I wonder what Nolan's reaction was when he first heard "Batman is suing us."
"Really? I thought he would like the movie..."

The residents of Batman, Turkey need to be ashamed of themselves for pulling a McDonald's suit out and expecting to win. Batman the character is older than Batman the city. There's no way the case will pass. The fact that Batman's mayor is expecting to win this just makes things more delicious.
 

Nigh Invulnerable

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Oh, how this brightened my day. Stupid car died and we'd just replaced the alternator and battery, so I wasn't very happy about the $$ situation. Finding out Batman, Turkey is suing WB has made my evening.
 

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GyroCaptain said:
In fairness, they should be suing Adam West. Surely he's been responsible for more defamation of the name Batman than Christopher Nolan could dream of.
Hey, some of us LIKED the old, campy version of Batman.
 

The Black Adder

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GyroCaptain said:
In fairness, they should be suing Adam West. Surely he's been responsible for more defamation of the name Batman than Christopher Nolan could dream of.
What are you talking about? He was the best Batman.
 

The Black Adder

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Chibz said:
GyroCaptain said:
In fairness, they should be suing Adam West. Surely he's been responsible for more defamation of the name Batman than Christopher Nolan could dream of.
Hey, some of us LIKED the old, campy version of Batman.
Ah you beat me to it.
 

Chibz

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The Black Adder said:
Chibz said:
GyroCaptain said:
In fairness, they should be suing Adam West. Surely he's been responsible for more defamation of the name Batman than Christopher Nolan could dream of.
Hey, some of us LIKED the old, campy version of Batman.
Ah you beat me to it.
Yeah, I can do that sometime. There had to be MORE than just one person who liked it.
 

Eclectic Dreck

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rayman 101 said:
DUMBEST...LAWSUIT....EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At least it's a FUN stupid lawsuit. This one doesn't make me want to take a flamethrower to the human race the way some of them do.
 

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To bolster his case, and what will presumably be a demand for a hefty piece of the action, Kalkan is blaming the movie for several unsolved murders in the city, as well as a high suicide rate among the city's females.
Impossibly discriminatory actions against females, a terrible police force, anything being legal if it was done for Allah? Bah, preposterous! It was obviously The Dark Knight's fault!
 

Beetlejooce

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Good thing no one's told them that there is also a variety of poultry with the same name as their country.

That could certainly spell disaster for farmers everywhere.
 

RedDiablo

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Well, I guess they only want the money. I would have never expected a city to sue a director, when they clearly should be suing DC Comics. And what proof do they have that the movie cause all their troubles? Seems more like a desperate attempt for money and fame.
 

AntiThom

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Those stupid Cyprus-splitting bastards... they better watch out before DC sues them for stealing the Batman name lol
 

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Gul Torgo said:
Wait til the city of San Diego catches wind of this Carmen Sandiego person.
Made me laugh. xD

This is retarded. Like seriously retarded. This city needs to eff right off. DC's only cool superhero (in my opinion) is Batman.
 

happysock

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O of course I forgot that the Bruce Wayne is a successful business man by day and a town at night.

Seriously this is the most retarded thing I have ever heard
 

JakBandit2208

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GyroCaptain said:
In fairness, they should be suing Adam West. Surely he's been responsible for more defamation of the name Batman than Christopher Nolan could dream of.
Hey you leave Adam West outta this
 

Boba Frag

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what a bunch of chancers!!

I hope Nolan sets Christian Bale on them :p
Then they'll wish they'd never annoyed that quietly spoken English gent that is Christopher Nolan.

Letigious gits.