Dark Knight Director Sued By Batman

ottenni

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Maybe the city of Melbourne should try it too. I mean it was founded by a John Batman in 1835. And we even have the batman building.
 

duchaked

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Crudler said:
Susan Arendt said:
Crudler said:
The_root_of_all_evil said:
Dear god, I would make some sort of witty statement at this juncture, but I'm crying tears of laughter.

I mean, anyone can see this is the work of the Riddler.
Nope you're wrong there, it's actually the new Mayor of 'Batman' who is orchestrating this whole scheme and that man is...
Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot!
Or better known as, The Penguin! It's one of his ridiculous attempts at thwarting the real Batman whilst making money in the process.
I dedicate the bubbly laugh inspired by this particular exchange to the Escapist Community. I love you guys.
Or do you? It might be the work of the Riddler's mind control!
Don't worry I'm sure Dick Grayson and Bruce Wayne will show up and all will be well. Of course the dastardly villains will return just to be stopped again. If only Batman migrated to Marvel, then he would just shoot them all, in the face.
or stab them with retractable claws xD
 

Brad Shepard

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so, besides the fact that they wait for the the biggest and best batman movie to sue, the fact that the US Batman was around before there batman, means they will lose, and i hope Warner Brothers counter sues.
 

Fwee

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I've got a solution:

Bomb the city into oblivion, and let's never mention it again.
 

MurderousToaster

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My lord, these people must be stupid.

Here's an idea, hyphenate!

Bat-man, rather than Batman, would solve the legal troubles.
 

Jandau

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Lawsuit aside, wouldn't it be cool if you could answer the question "Where are you from?" with "I'm from Batman!" in the Christian Bale voice...