or stab them with retractable claws xDCrudler said:Or do you? It might be the work of the Riddler's mind control!Susan Arendt said:I dedicate the bubbly laugh inspired by this particular exchange to the Escapist Community. I love you guys.Crudler said:Nope you're wrong there, it's actually the new Mayor of 'Batman' who is orchestrating this whole scheme and that man is...The_root_of_all_evil said:Dear god, I would make some sort of witty statement at this juncture, but I'm crying tears of laughter.
I mean, anyone can see this is the work of the Riddler.
Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot!
Or better known as, The Penguin! It's one of his ridiculous attempts at thwarting the real Batman whilst making money in the process.
Don't worry I'm sure Dick Grayson and Bruce Wayne will show up and all will be well. Of course the dastardly villains will return just to be stopped again. If only Batman migrated to Marvel, then he would just shoot them all, in the face.