Why are they erecting a barrier around Palestine? All the Phosphorous is starting to leech into the banks.
Where is the Paul Walker driving school? Same street as the Phil Hartman marriage counselors, the Satoru Iwata plumbing company, and the the the Natalie Woods swimming classes.
What do you call a smart, successful Black man? A ******!
A monkey walks up to a podium, and the song Hail to the Chief starts playing.
How many guys can you fit in Volkswagon's new car? 105: two in the front, three in the back, 100 in the ashtray.
A captain tells his cabin boy, "I don't trust the crew: I think it's a bunch of faggots. Spy on it for me." He waits a while, then the cabin boy comes back and says, "you're right: I tasted shit on their dicks.
What is the difference between Henry Kissinger and Roosevelt? Henry Kissinger knows you should not stop bombing Asians.
My favorite limerick: "My name is Rick N; I am a Mexican who make five dollar a day; I give it to Lucy; she give me some pussy; she take me three dollar away.
A priest is wandering around Japan when some gook says, "Sucky fucky, five dorral, G.I.Joe!" He asks an American nun what sucky fucky is, and she says, "five dorral!
Do you know how to find the bathtubs in Africa? None of the residents do!
they all seem reasonable within this thread to me.
