Darkest Deeds

[I Am Pigeon]

I wouldn't really do anything horrible to anyone but this one time I was on holiday on Rottnest Island [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rottnest_Island] and some people who I've guessed had never been there before came and asked my where the main jetty is. I'm not sure what it was about them but I just didn't like them so I told them it was the other way (they were already going in the right direction) and I never saw them again.

I know, it's not that much of a 'dark deed' but as I said at the start, I'm not usually that kind of person.

 

[LewsTherin]

I killed a man just to watch him die.

 

[stankerbell]

hmmm... back in the days of my childhood, i tricked a kid into eating poo...

 

[Jeronus]

My darkest deed happen a few days ago. I was actually working when a three people and a baby in a cart walked through my lane. I was checking them out when I had noticed the child, who was sitting in the seat of the basket, started to stand up. At that point I had a moral choice to make, I could warn the parents of their child's precarious position or I could watch as the child of no more than 3 years old fell to the ground. Obviously from the topic, you can devise which choice I made that day. As the child began her descent to the ground, part of me wanted to warn the parents but something held me back. Luckily, the child's grandmother was nearby and caught her just before her head hit the ground. The worst part is after the whole ordeal was over I wanted to laugh. I was actually shocked at myself at that point. I was laughing (in my head) at a child who almost fell on her head. So I am a monster, but what about you? What's your darkest deed?

That really isnt that dark, in fact it would have been a good thing for the child to fall on its head. The child would have learnt a valuble lesson about not standing up in it buggy and the parents would have learnt to be more carefull in future.

And laughing is only natural as it would have been funny.

My darkest deed is so dark it cant be seen, plus if it was I may get arrested.

Thanks for making me feel better. If i had felt any guilt from that act, it would have disappeared thanks to you.

 

[Cheesebob]

At school we were doing a fund raiser for the air ambulance.

I was did a "Guess how many sweets in the sweet jar" event, loads of people entered including teachers and my own best friends. But when an attractive girl ( also a friend of mine) asked me to tell her the amount of sweets, I jumped at the chance and told her, deciving over 100 people...

Not my finest hour

 

[TwistedEllipses]

I killed a man just to watch him die.

Did you shot him? Was it in Reno?

 

[Abedeus]

Monday: Set fire to an orphanage.

Spoiler

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well im sure you have your reasons.

Hey, HEY, it was a self-defense.

If I said anything about my darkest deeds I would probably be text-assualted by you lot, so I'm going to keep that to myself.

Come on! It can't be worse than letting a child fall on her head.

Oh yes it can. You're not thinking hard enough.

Let me guess - you made out with a donut, then ate it.

 

[Arsen]

Many, many things.

*cackles madly in the corner*

 

[vivadelkitty]

I overturned a spider and skewered it through the middle with a thumbtack, merely to watch it squirm. Don't know if that counts, but afterwards, I felt like crap.

 

[Dorian]

Spoiler

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well im sure you have your reasons.

Haha! Richard......


The only thing that might count for me is locking all my team mates out of the only safe room on Halo 3. Next round, they all stuck me.

 

[JokerGrin]

I once paid £10 at a Burger King when it was busy, got my food and £20 back. Profit!

(No, I'm not going to post any serious deeds on this forum!)

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

I had sex with a six year old.


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Luckily I was also six, and we were just experimenting... MMMM good times.

Still wrong.

*Thwack* bad.

The only truly evil thing I think I've done is made my main character in my graphic novel get horribly, horribly beaten and tortured on more than one occasion. He still lives but... If you knew what I've been doing to the poor guy...

 

[WickedSkin]

I beat people senseless... I mean kicking until they stop moving and laugh about it later. I get all frisky because of it. Is there something wrong with me?

Also I steal stuff.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Er, I'm not telling you.

 

[Evilbunny]

I had sex with a six year old.


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Luckily I was also six, and we were just experimenting... MMMM good times.

See, in the UK you still raped her.

Fucked up law that, essentially my friend raped his now wife as they were 14 when they both agreed to have sex.

Hold on, so you're saying that according to UK law they weren't having sex, they were raping each other?

 

[Sennz0r]

Wednesday: Stabbed Harry Potter.

How is that a bad thing?

 

[The Kind Cannibal]

I intentionally wrecked a friends vehicle while driving it. It seemed like a perfectly reasonable thing to do at the time to exact the well deserved revenge he had coming to him. Broke my collar bone though, but that'll teach him to never hit my sister again.

 

[Combined]

I'm a Combine Metrocop. Is that not enough evil already?

Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need.

I'm sorry, but I had to!

 

[Slayer_2]

I attacked my brother who's a year younger than me over an elastic band. To my credit, I did have a terrible ear infection so bad it was leaking yellow pus and his nagging wasn't helping. I was about an inch from pushing him out of a third story window to a concrete ground when it was broken up. I think this wins the biggest bastard competition.

Hold on, so you're saying that according to UK law they weren't having sex, they were raping each other?

No, if he was serious, the guy woulda been charged with rape. How does a woman rape someone? A dildo up their ass? Sounds more like torture.

 

[Iolair]

I broke a woman's arms with a tire iron, poured a bottle of Hennesey into her car and lit it on fire.

In my defense, she was a known child molester I caught watching my nephew. The car only had minor damage to the interior (it's just a little on fire, it's still good, it's still good!)