Darkest Deeds

[Snow Fire]

I attacked my brother who's a year younger than me over an elastic band. To my credit, I did have a terrible ear infection so bad it was leaking yellow pus and his nagging wasn't helping. I was about an inch from pushing him out of a third story window to a concrete ground when it was broken up. I think this wins the biggest bastard competition.

Hold on, so you're saying that according to UK law they weren't having sex, they were raping each other?

No, if he was serious, the guy woulda been charged with rape. How does a woman rape someone? A dildo up their ass? Sounds more like torture.

Easy, she drugs a gay guy with a date rape drug, then ties him to the bed, and forces him to get hard. Gay man betrayed by his own body, 999 emotional damage dealt.

 

[Endangered Puma]

When I was younger (6so) the neighborhood snadbox to the adults(and all the kids who had been in the neighborhood for more than 2 weeks) knew it as the near-by stray cats' liter box. It had just rained a few hours before and some of the sand had little puddles in it. Well the puddles pulled off a stranger rootbeer like color with even some foam-like parts. There was a new kid to the neighborhood who was 100% southern, full accent and everything. We were talking with him once and my friend got the idea to tricking him into thinking it 'was' rootbeer. "Here in San Diego when it rains it rains rootbeer!" "Wow! Maybe t'is place ain't so bad!" or something of the sort. He eagerly drank a large handful of it half swallowing half spitting it out. He ran home half crying, we didn't see him anymore after about 3-5weeks.

 

[ZeroMachine]

I laughed into the face of a paralyzed person for being paralyzed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqsUN0zNQAU

Check 40 seconds in on the spot. Is that you?

Anyways, my darkest deed was only in my dreams. I saw an unconscious girl from my high school class, and copped a pretty big feel.

I'm not to evil in real life, so I do all the crap in the safety of my mind =P

 

[BLOONINJA 503]

I lived in Oregon for 5 months...impreganated at least 5 chicks(the chicks were in a circle of friends)

all aborted...

 

[WolfThomas]

Microwaved Mario Party 2...

 

[zacaron]

I'm a Combine Metrocop. Is that not enough evil already?

Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need.

I'm sorry, but I had to!

You, sir, win an internet.

Spoiler: and here it is

 

[Scarecrow38]

I'm just waiting for someone to admit that they're the Dark Lord of the Sith, then I think we're done here. I haven't done anything to dark yet, but there are a few people I could consider doing them to.

 

[Specter_]

I laughed into the face of a paralyzed person for being paralyzed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqsUN0zNQAU

Check 40 seconds in on the spot. Is that you?

I lol'd, not rofl'd. It was more of a HAH! because of the stupidity behind the accident leading to the paralyses.

 

[terribleyetfun]

I punched a guy in the face for little to no reason, but hell he had it coming teach him to roll up a book like funnel and yell in my ear

 

[zombiez]

I lie to doctors to get narcotics.

 

[Hippobatman]

Made out with my friend's girlfriend.