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CrazyNick

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I watched 2girls1cup and was disappointed, I once found a website devoted to really sick stuff and I mean really really sick stuff worse than 2girls1cup and I lost it and I'm worried cause I'm trying to find it again cause I thought it was cool.
 

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carnkhan4 said:
MaxTheReaper said:
carnkhan4 said:
My darkest secret? I once dropped a piece of litter and didn't pick it up.

...unfortunately I can not live with this guilt and by the time you read this I will have killed myself in the only way I know how - Insulting a large group of Halo fanboys...
Try Twilight fangirls.
At least you'll die in a pile of girls. Even if they are shredding your flesh with their nails.
I don't know...frankly I think it might be too devastating to the surrounding community if twilight fangirls are allowed to congregate in large numbers. What if they didn't dissipate afterwards and instead setup their own communities? At least halo fanboys are completely mindless and don't pose that kind of threat to society as we know it...on the other hand it is more hetreosexual to go with the fangirls...
Awesome! I love heterosexuality!
 

jsd379

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Now keep this to yourselves, but I am Captain Planet!!! (never knew he had a secret identity did ya?)
 

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rottenbutter said:
ElephantGuts said:
rottenbutter said:
Anyway, I used to really like Naruto. (Key words: used to)
Wrong. The key words were Natuto and Like. Nothing else matters. You will now be eliminated. The Really doesn't help your case either.

Sicko.
In my defense, I would like to say that it was before I learned that I could watch quality anime over the internet. And that it had been years YEARS since I had last seen a good anime.
Anime?? ANIME?!? You, sir, are disgusting, and I would kill you myself if the mention of the "A" word didn't leave me nauseous and needing to lie down. Then again, if I killed every person who liked anime I'd be the world's worst serial killer before I finished going through my High School. I think I made my point though. I hate anime. I've also noticed you're not on my friends list which I find odd since you're fairly popular. I'll fix that.
 

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rottenbutter said:
SnowCold said:
I sorta like lucky star =(
You should be be ashamed of yourself. Only sorta liking it, and not loving it with all your heart, you make me sick.

Anyway, I used to really like Naruto. (Key words: used to)
Me too.
 

Rusty Bucket

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Vlane said:
BmC said:
What is your darkest secret.
This dark:

Here goes:
I actually watched and liked O.C back when it first aired.
I think I watched the first season and then I just watched it whenever I sat in front of the TV. I liked it.

Let's see. I like Never Gonna Give You Up.
Oh dear sweet lord.
This one's defective lads, get him!

Edit: Should probably contribute to the thread.
I killed a guy.
 

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Sarcastic Chimp said:
Monkfish Acc. said:
Sarcastic Chimp said:
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Bulletinmybrain said:
I am... BATMAN.
But how can this be? For I am also Batman!
Clearly this calls for a Batman-off.
Hold on one second...you two are Batmen?!? You pale in comparision to me, Bat-Chimp!
...
The Batman-off will have to wait. We have bigger fish to fry...
If you are referring to me, then how do you expect to win? Half Bat, half Man and half Chimp. Oh my!
i would pay to see that. batman vs batman vs batchimp. twist ending spider man wins (aka me).
 

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ElephantGuts said:
Anime?? ANIME?!? You, sir, are disgusting, and I would kill you myself if the mention of the "A" word didn't leave me nauseous and needing to lie down. Then again, if I killed every person who liked anime I'd be the world's worst serial killer before I finished going through my High School. I think I made my point though. I hate anime. I've also noticed you're not on my friends list which I find odd since you're fairly popular. I'll fix that.
Good to know. If you ever try to kill me, I'll just say the "A" word, and leave you immobile.

Also, I'm popular? When did that happen?
 

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rottenbutter said:
ElephantGuts said:
Anime?? ANIME?!? You, sir, are disgusting, and I would kill you myself if the mention of the "A" word didn't leave me nauseous and needing to lie down. Then again, if I killed every person who liked anime I'd be the world's worst serial killer before I finished going through my High School. I think I made my point though. I hate anime. I've also noticed you're not on my friends list which I find odd since you're fairly popular. I'll fix that.
Good to know. If you ever try to kill me, I'll just say the "A" word, and leave you immobile.

Also, I'm popular? When did that happen?
Well by "popular" I mean "have a bigger post count than me." Half kidding. But come on, you're pretty popular around these parts. Atleast certainly enough for me to have you on my friends list.

I feel bad for sort of derailing this thread (though it already seems pretty screwed, the other Secrets thread we had was much more interesting), so to keep it on topic I will admit that I once had a crush on my cousin. There, you happy now? You bastards better bring up some good smut to pay me back for that. And no one better say a word to anybody, or you're dead.

And don't get too cocky with that "A" word either, if I'm motivated enough I'll fight through the pain to finish the job.
 

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ElephantGuts said:
rottenbutter said:
ElephantGuts said:
Anime?? ANIME?!? You, sir, are disgusting, and I would kill you myself if the mention of the "A" word didn't leave me nauseous and needing to lie down. Then again, if I killed every person who liked anime I'd be the world's worst serial killer before I finished going through my High School. I think I made my point though. I hate anime. I've also noticed you're not on my friends list which I find odd since you're fairly popular. I'll fix that.
Good to know. If you ever try to kill me, I'll just say the "A" word, and leave you immobile.

Also, I'm popular? When did that happen?
Well by "popular" I mean "have a bigger post count than me." Half kidding. But come on, you're pretty popular around these parts. Atleast certainly enough for me to have you on my friends list.

I feel bad for sort of derailing this thread (though it already seems pretty screwed, the other Secrets thread we had was much more interesting), so to keep it on topic I will admit that I once had a crush on my cousin. There, you happy now? You bastards better bring up some good smut to pay me back for that. And no one better say a word to anybody, or you're dead.

And don't get too cocky with that "A" word either, if I'm motivated enough I'll fight through the pain to finish the job.
Actually, with regards to the cousin thing, I actually had a crush on my cousin too. However, we were about 8 at the time, and she's my second cousin so it's slightly more acceptable, and I haven't seen her for about 6 years anyway. Actually, I just realised that it's kind of ironic, since at my university I'm part of a film-making society, and for our first short film of the year we've come up with a ten minute story involving a girl who has sex with her cousin (off screen), it deals with the aftermath. I didn't come up with the story either, so it's pretty coincidental, don't you think?
 

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ElephantGuts said:
rottenbutter said:
ElephantGuts said:
Anime?? ANIME?!? You, sir, are disgusting, and I would kill you myself if the mention of the "A" word didn't leave me nauseous and needing to lie down. Then again, if I killed every person who liked anime I'd be the world's worst serial killer before I finished going through my High School. I think I made my point though. I hate anime. I've also noticed you're not on my friends list which I find odd since you're fairly popular. I'll fix that.
Good to know. If you ever try to kill me, I'll just say the "A" word, and leave you immobile.

Also, I'm popular? When did that happen?
Well by "popular" I mean "have a bigger post count than me." Half kidding. But come on, you're pretty popular around these parts. Atleast certainly enough for me to have you on my friends list.

I feel bad for sort of derailing this thread (though it already seems pretty screwed, the other Secrets thread we had was much more interesting), so to keep it on topic I will admit that I once had a crush on my cousin. There, you happy now? You bastards better bring up some good smut to pay me back for that. And no one better say a word to anybody, or you're dead.

And don't get too cocky with that "A" word either, if I'm motivated enough I'll fight through the pain to finish the job.


wow you must really hate most cartoons then.
 

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I am either depressed or really unhappy with my life...I cannot tell which, honestly

Not particularly dark, but still.
 

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I used to watch Hollyoaks (my brother too) and I liked it...

*Shudder*

I have a lot of Pokemon plushie toys. Along with 15 hundred or so TY Beanie Babies.

I seriously have a plushie/Yaoi addiction. And I'm proud of it. :D
 

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maddawg IAJI said:
wow you must really hate most cartoons then.
Not really. I hate all anime, and it's true that I hate all the crappy cartoons they have nowadays, but I liked the old ones they had on Cartoon Network or wherever. I can't remember any of their names, and I'm probably too old for them now anyway, but I do remember them fondly.

Trivun said:
Actually, with regards to the cousin thing, I actually had a crush on my cousin too. However, we were about 8 at the time, and she's my second cousin so it's slightly more acceptable, and I haven't seen her for about 6 years anyway. Actually, I just realised that it's kind of ironic, since at my university I'm part of a film-making society, and for our first short film of the year we've come up with a ten minute story involving a girl who has sex with her cousin (off screen), it deals with the aftermath. I didn't come up with the story either, so it's pretty coincidental, don't you think?

Yes, I suppose it is somewhat coincidental. What happens in your story? Because for the record I don't think having sex with your cousin is that bad, as long as no one finds out about it and you don't marry them and have kids or anything. You know what they say, "Incest is best." I find that saying hilarious. I tried to put it as my motto on my xbox gamertag, but apparently it finds "incest" innapropriate. What sick f*ck at Microsoft thought of adding incest to the list of bad words when they were making it?
 

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ElephantGuts said:
rottenbutter said:
ElephantGuts said:
Anime?? ANIME?!? You, sir, are disgusting, and I would kill you myself if the mention of the "A" word didn't leave me nauseous and needing to lie down. Then again, if I killed every person who liked anime I'd be the world's worst serial killer before I finished going through my High School. I think I made my point though. I hate anime. I've also noticed you're not on my friends list which I find odd since you're fairly popular. I'll fix that.
Good to know. If you ever try to kill me, I'll just say the "A" word, and leave you immobile.

Also, I'm popular? When did that happen?
Well by "popular" I mean "have a bigger post count than me." Half kidding. But come on, you're pretty popular around these parts. Atleast certainly enough for me to have you on my friends list.

I feel bad for sort of derailing this thread (though it already seems pretty screwed, the other Secrets thread we had was much more interesting), so to keep it on topic I will admit that I once had a crush on my cousin. There, you happy now? You bastards better bring up some good smut to pay me back for that. And no one better say a word to anybody, or you're dead.

And don't get too cocky with that "A" word either, if I'm motivated enough I'll fight through the pain to finish the job.
This isn't going to do anything good for your self esteem but...
A crush on your cousin? Seriously, however bad crap we say, we can't top that. And the final nail in your coffin...
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


Now I can rest easy knowing that I have contributed to someones depression.
 

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Wasder said:
This isn't going to do anything good for your self esteem but...
A crush on your cousin? Seriously, however bad crap we say, we can't top that. And the final nail in your coffin...
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


Now I can rest easy knowing that I have contributed to someones depression.
Actually, of all the things I have to be depressed about that's not one of them. See my post above where I say I'm okay with it. Of course I would never have told her it...

I don't like where this discussion is going. For the record I'm not okay with any sort of sexual relations with any family member closer than cousin. But I won't judge you if you do. If someone did admit to such a thing, all I would think is to respect them for admitting it. After all, it doesn't harm anybody, even if it's considered "gross" or "immoral" by most people. Which is why I'm also okay (OKAY, not interested) with things such as bestiality. Whatever floats your boat, I say. And boats are important. They get you across water. See my avatar for more details.

EDIT: And boats don't only get you across water. Sometimes you need to stay on the water, as in international water, to get away from the feds after having sex with an animal. It happens. And yes I did have to edit my post to add that.