Dating Tips

[JBarracudaL]

Every time she says anything, say "I came."
She'll be all over you like deliciousness on skittles.

 

[odatnarat]

just do your thing! be yourself.. haha and if they dont like what you are, just do them and let them go hahaha

 

[Lt. Dragunov]

Does it have to be the opposite sex? *winks*

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

"Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?"

Me? I will play hard-to-get and uninterested and let whoever it is do all the work. Because no-one deserves me.

*Nod*

You must be a 10 then.

A 10?

Most men I personally know use the scale 1 to 10 to rate the overall attractiveness (not just looks) of women, 10 being the highest. 6 or 7 being the average for a woman, 8 or 9 for the better ones with 10 being reserved for those rare women that no man can resist.

Anyway it was suppose to be a sly joke (that failed) on the fact no one deserves you and you must be really worth it for all the work required.

Lol I feel stupid for explaining that now.

No not really, more smarts and personality than looks. I feel like I'm the most interesting and non-twattish person I know (and that's just sad...). I highly doubt anyone could find a beautiful, smart and interesting woman (not easily anway). -_-'

Don't, I feel dumb for asking.

 

[SoulkeeperX]

"Be yourself"
What if yourself sucks?
/wrists

 

[orifice]

Large quantities of alcohol. (for them)

 

[Duck Sandwich]

"Be yourself"
What if yourself sucks?
/wrists

Then you must undergo a long journey of training and work in order to make yourself not suck. Perhaps grow a beard. Perhaps wrestle a bear. Perhaps walk from your hometown to another town that is approximately 20 kilometres away just to prove that you can. Not in order to change yourself completely, but to improve upon the existing yourself.

 

[Datalord]

Being the emotionally dead person hater i m,(albiet with an overactive sense of humor) my dating advice is "don't"

 

[SoulkeeperX]

"Be yourself"
What if yourself sucks?
/wrists

Then you must undergo a long journey of training and work in order to make yourself not suck. Perhaps grow a beard. Perhaps wrestle a bear. Perhaps walk from your hometown to another town that is approximately 20 kilometres away just to prove that you can. Not in order to change yourself completely, but to improve upon the existing yourself.

Hmm, yeah, but for that to happen you have want it bad enough to start that journey

 

[ianuam]

Don't use pick up lines. Learn to converse socially, speak to opposite sex in a generally acceptable way. Learn to identify hints that opposite sex like you. Then ask them out. If unsuccessful, repeat with next person you're interested in.

 

[Galletea]

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I blame the baby...[/jest]
But seriously, this thread did kinda turn into a 'how to get some' thread. Dating and screwing aren't always immediately linked.
So yeah, be natural and be patient. Oh and being clean wouldn't hurt.

I came in here, my bright young innocence almost vaguely intact. In mt daze, I clutched to a desperate hope that I might find something even remotely useful in helping me ask out this lass I'm interested in. But, no, you cocked that right up.

It depends. If you already vaguely know her then just take a deep breath and ask her to the cinema or something, if not try to get to know her a bit better first.

 

[Datalord]

The human race would be better off if people stopped dating, in like 50 years there would only be a few million people, and in 100 no one would would have to suffer through life.
Wait, is that too emo to say?

 

[Datalord]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2365/2059999845_170d06834e.jpg?v=0
sorry, i just had to post this, emo crayon box

 

[jim_doki]

all you need to do to get a date is learn to lick your eyebrows

 

[Larenxis]

1, when you get a number, leave it 2-3 days before calling. any less, you seem desperate, any more and you seem slack

This is one thing I don't get about dating advice. Has anyone been called the next day and thought "Gee, this person must be desperate?"

 

[jim_doki]

1, when you get a number, leave it 2-3 days before calling. any less, you seem desperate, any more and you seem slack

This is one thing I don't get about dating advice. Has anyone been called the next day and thought "Gee, this person must be desperate?"

it does give off a clingy vibe. not the impression you want to give on the first phonecall

 

[Clashero]

Well, right now I'm in a relationship with a girl I met because we both love to draw (thank you, bairesmeet.deviantart.com for giving me the chance to meet her, along with many many other people). We were both just talking in a "deviant meeting", being ourselves and we discovered that we had a lot in common, and most of that was something geeky. And it's the geeky stuff that we cherish more, because it's unique.
We are a rather unusual couple. We like to go out for ice cream like most couples, but when we're actually sitting down, enjoying our meal, chances are you'll find us discussing politics, economics, conspiracy theories, technology and that sort of thing. This may not seem strange, but I'm 17 and she's 20, and couples of that age group (at least in this country) usually don't discuss that.
Anyway, I'm rambling. My point is that you need to find something that you both like, and discover what it is that makes you unique as a couple, and work very hard to capitalize on that.

 

[Zer_]

Frankly, I find that repulsive. To attempt to take advantage of that sort of weakness not only is a lowly way to exploit a sensitive, caring girl, it also kills the chance at a working relationship. That, or the offending man will eventually turn her agianst her own friends and family.

I've seen it happen all too many times, and there's no way for me to stop it.

Wrong. It's not exploiting. It's simply using the tools to create attraction within women. There's nothing wrong with being more attractive to women. It's not taking advantage of everything. By your argument it's also wrong to be chivalrous and considerate.

I know a friend who got all caught up in his "First Love". He sort of abandoned us as friends and his family too. I don't blame the girlfriend, I blame him for what he did because he let it happen. These people have no one to blame but themselves for such things. Suffice to say the relationship didn't last and he's with someone way cooler now.

 

[UnsocialEntity]

Be confident and attractive. Instead of sounding creepy, you'll appear flirty.

Look at how someone reacts when an old ugly person smiles at them. Then check out the reaction when a hot young person smiles at them.

 

[Steve Dark]

Here's the only sure-fire, 100% success rate way to get any girl you want: Be Me.
I'm afraid there's no hope for those who aren't.