Dead or Alive Gets Boobalicious 3DS Ad

[Tiswas]

Does anyone actually play these for the fighting?

 

[teutonicman]

I feel mislead that was not boobalicious, I am surprised at how powerful the 3DS is though.

 

[ZombieGenesis]

BOOBS DO NOT MOVE IN THIS WAY.

Get your shit together, girls.

Seriously.

Although I guess we should be somewhat understanding. They have no idea how large breasts move because they hail from a land where large breasts don't exist.

Two words.
Hitomi Tanaka.

 

[Paragon Fury]

BOOBS DO NOT MOVE IN THIS WAY.

Get your shit together, girls.

Seriously.

Although I guess we should be somewhat understanding. They have no idea how large breasts move because they hail from a land where large breasts don't exist.

Two words.
Hitomi Tanaka.

Two words.

Hot damn.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

BOOBS DO NOT MOVE IN THIS WAY.

Get your shit together, girls.

Seriously.

Although I guess we should be somewhat understanding. They have no idea how large breasts move because they hail from a land where large breasts don't exist.

Two words.
Hitomi Tanaka.

Three words.
I was exaggerating.

*Google image search*

One word.
Ew.

 

[VanQ]

I'm excited for this! I just hope they don't make the boss battle as horse shit as it was in DoA4.

You can't possibly mean Aplha 152? She was the easiest fighter boss I've ever encountered. The trick to her is to never attack first. Watch her legs, one of her feet will always move a bit before she attacks, then you just counter away.

OT: DOA is actually a pretty damn good fighter, I just wish Team Ninja would grow out of this boob thing.

 

[flying_whimsy]

I play Dead or Alive for the gameplay.

[sub]Shut up, I'm serious. [/sub]

Same here; it's actually my favorite fighting franchise. Their tag line should be "Show up for the ladies, stay for the fighting."

 

[subtlefuge]

Hmm, I actually never knew about the environments in the DOA series. Sliding down a roof on top of someone sounds pretty cool.

Still I can't buy it. Not on principle, but on sheer weirdness factor. It's just one of those games I don't want in my house.

 

[CommanderKirov]

WELL I CARE VERY LITTLE FOR DEM SO CALLED BOOBS FLAPPING EACH-AND-EVERY-WAY!

But the graphics look overall nice. I guess that's a plus... A little one.

 

[Paragon Fury]

I'm excited for this! I just hope they don't make the boss battle as horse shit as it was in DoA4.

You can't possibly mean Aplha 152? She was the easiest fighter boss I've ever encountered. The trick to her is to never attack first. Watch her legs, one of her feet will always move a bit before she attacks, then you just counter away.

OT: DOA is actually a pretty damn good fighter, I just wish Team Ninja would grow out of this boob thing.

That doesn't work.

On anything but the Easiest difficulty, Alpha-152 is easily one of the bullshittist bosses ever, even more so than Seth or the recent Galactus. Even then she is an ass.

She can block and counter any attack, even in the middle of a combo, teleport whenever she wants, has several moves than can do 3/4s of your health in one attack, and at least one if not more unblockable OHKO combos/attacks. She also has the highest priority of any fighter in the game and a decent chunk of health.

Basically, the only reason anyone beats Alpha Kasumi is because the game decided to let them beat her.

 

[Aurgelmir]

Loved DoA2, it was a fun fast paced fighting game, and the dynamic levels made for an interesting game.

Must say that I feel the bouncing breasts thing sort of derails a really good game into being "just for 14 year old boys"

(Not that I dont like jiggling breasts... its just that it can put a good game down)

 

[Ghengis John]

I'm excited for this! I just hope they don't make the boss battle as horse shit as it was in DoA4.

You can't possibly mean Aplha 152? She was the easiest fighter boss I've ever encountered. The trick to her is to never attack first. Watch her legs, one of her feet will always move a bit before she attacks, then you just counter away.

OT: DOA is actually a pretty damn good fighter, I just wish Team Ninja would grow out of this boob thing.

That doesn't work.

On anything but the Easiest difficulty, Alpha-152 is easily one of the bullshittist bosses ever, even more so than Seth or the recent Galactus. Even then she is an ass.

Have you ever played a King Of Fighters game? Alpha seems pretty charitable after you've played a few of those.

 

[samsonguy920]

There's always room for Jello!

Why did I think of this commercial almost immediately? Hell if I know!?

*evil glare*

I'm waiting for the move where the girl gets KO'd by her own boobs bouncing up and slapping her in the face.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Whenever I buy a 3DS I might have to look into this game...for research purposes. Yeah, that's it, research purposes >.>

Yes, me too. Research on physics engines. Localized...physics engines.

>.>

<.<

I may have said too much...

*jumps out window and runs away*

 

[BehattedWanderer]

3DS? More like DDD's, amiright?

And there's absolutely nothing wrong with a bit of pandering. They know exactly who they're selling to.

One word: boing!

Boioioing!

Boingy boingy boingy...