Alistair, there's something we need to discuss. Namely, you need to leave. Fast. Why? Well it's very simple:
I hate you.
Your jokes are awful. You're annoying. There is not a single shred of likability to your character. I've tried talking to you, but it's always some smartass comment that is your attempt at redeeming your otherwise empty character. Well, it's failed miserably.
I don't take you on quests with me anymore because I rue the moment you'll open your mouth. It spews nothing but the most obnoxiously failed jokes of all time. That, and your voice has this terrible hint of a lisp that just makes me want to beat the living crap out of Sandal. Sandal is adorable, I really don't want to do this, but you make me get close to it.
Do you remember when we saw the dog after the battle? The first thing you said about it, "It's not mangy."
Well, guess what? I named the dog mangy. Just to contradict your sorry, annoying, unfunny ass.
Love,
PS: Hell NO am I doing a romance plot with you.
Anyway, discussion...
Am I the only one who hates Alistair this much?
What other video game characters do you absolutely loathe?
EDIT: Turns out Alistair made Game Informer's 2009 list of top ten biggest dorks.
I hate you.
Your jokes are awful. You're annoying. There is not a single shred of likability to your character. I've tried talking to you, but it's always some smartass comment that is your attempt at redeeming your otherwise empty character. Well, it's failed miserably.
I don't take you on quests with me anymore because I rue the moment you'll open your mouth. It spews nothing but the most obnoxiously failed jokes of all time. That, and your voice has this terrible hint of a lisp that just makes me want to beat the living crap out of Sandal. Sandal is adorable, I really don't want to do this, but you make me get close to it.
Do you remember when we saw the dog after the battle? The first thing you said about it, "It's not mangy."
Well, guess what? I named the dog mangy. Just to contradict your sorry, annoying, unfunny ass.
Love,
PS: Hell NO am I doing a romance plot with you.
Anyway, discussion...
Am I the only one who hates Alistair this much?
What other video game characters do you absolutely loathe?
EDIT: Turns out Alistair made Game Informer's 2009 list of top ten biggest dorks.
Claymorez said:Don't turn this into a hate thread - they end up evolving into flaming often. Consider this a warning - stay on topic, or I will lock this.