Death from above

[Luftwaffles]

Maybe cut Korea in half?

Totally read that as "Cut Kross in half".

OT: Cut ThyNameIsMud in half. Just because.

Then combine their separate pieces together, creating KrossIsMud.

 

[Alssadar]

Hold the world hostage for one million dollars. Obviously.

You didn't go to evil medical school for nothing--that's a genius plan!

I'd hide the fact that I'm in control of it until it's humanity's last chance and my robot army has nearly taken over the world. Their superweapon would be their downfall, as it rains fire on the last bastion--no longer would anyone be able to rebel against my dominion! MWAHAHA >

 

[synobal]

I'd use it to draw Muhammad in the sand in Saudi Arabia.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Glass all of the Sahara desert.

I'm still working out why.

 

[Teacakes]

I would turn the next passing comet into an ice hotel. In space.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I would vaporize an ant. A single ant. Then never use it again.

Wait! Scratch that! I'd kill all the wasps. Then be the hero of everyone because there would be no more wasps. Screw the consequences!

I cannot think of a better use than killing all wasps...

Maybe cut Korea in half?

Would you cut it in half horizontally, making the two Koreas more distinct, or vertically, to make the whole situation wackier?

I would have said horizontally but your solution is much more funny

VERTICALLY!!!

Dude, 2 North Koreas would be nothing but wacky. I would assume they would take each other out while Seoul-E and Seoul-W form an Anhk-Morporkian style twin-city connected by...some kind of floating land mass or artificial island. Meanwhile North Korea would claim the split happened as a sign of Kim Jong Ill's eternal sadness by the strife etc.

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I would use the laser to carve out lines across the United States which coincide with the lines on any-given map. I would also label each state. That way people flying could look out of the windows and joke about 'hey, I didn't know it actually looked like that!' Also I'd draw a penis on Florida.

 

[Trippy Turtle]

I would vaporize everything I need too in order to get Daystar's postcount back to one. All glory to the Hypnotoad and the Injustice League!

 

[Shinsei-J]

Glass all of the Sahara desert.

I'm still working out why.

I'm doing that but all over Australia.

 

[DugMachine]

I'd carve that monkey jesus face onto the moon.

 

[Slayer_2]

Hold the world hostage for one million dollars. Obviously.

Only 1 million? You mean 100 BILLION DOLLARS! Captcha: "two cents worth", no captcha, think bigger, not smaller.

I'd use it to wipe out all terrorists, dictatorships, and any scum I could find and lase.

 

[Guffe]

I'd kill all the animals that are at the brink of extinction, that would solve their problems and now we don't need to put a fuck load of money on keeping them alive.

 

[Souplex]

Hold the world hostage for one million dollars. Obviously.

You didn't go to evil medical school for nothing--that's a genius plan!

I'd hide the fact that I'm in control of it until it's humanity's last chance and my robot army has nearly taken over the world. Their superweapon would be their downfall, as it rains fire on the last bastion--no longer would anyone be able to rebel against my dominion! MWAHAHA >

You're both wrong!

 

[StormShaun]

I would have said horizontally but your solution is much more funny

VERTICALLY!!!

I have another good idea!
DIAGONALLY! Both ways though so there will be North, South, East and West Korea. That would make things much worse.

For me, I would probably make my own island, stop all war and kill most insects. Then the world would be fine...

Well it wouldn't I guess. least we won't sleep worrying about ants. ^_^

 

[Athol]

Take a globe, spin it, close my eyes and stop it with my finger. Whatever I'm pointing at gets lasered.

 

[Skullpanda]

Mess with every single outdoor sporting event ever. No ball will ever be considered a "sure catch" ever again. Also, I'd figure out which bird keeps pooping on my car and get my revenge.

 

[King of Asgaard]

Rule the world, of course.
Why? Because I'd have...

 

[Friendly Lich]

I would destroy: North Korea dictators, republican and tea party conventions, every person on the worlds worst dictators list, maximum security prisons, any terrorist camps.

Wow I'm really destructive.

 

[Kyrian007]

Carving things into the moon is the right idea... but there's only one good thing to carve.

CHA (well, most of the A)

 

[CitizenKane]

I'd use it to destroy a major landmark as part of a false flag operation to discredit the GDI (seriously screw those guys). Either that or I'd use it to carve dicks into buildings around my city, haven't decided yet.

 

[Bvenged]

I'd blow up every internet exchange in my city, and melt every road, giving the council a chance to redesign road layouts and BT a free chance to give me fibre optic broadband! I'll do it when nobody gets hurt, naturally.