Death from above

[Versuvius]

My only Death from Above comes from jump packs, OP, my friend. NO MERCY NO RESPITE!

Also this

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[Zack Alklazaris]

I would be curious to see how water would react to a death ray from space. So I would fire it into the Atlantic ocean.

I guess I'm a scientist at heart.

 

[Vegosiux]

I'd blow up all the world's major stock exchanges, really. And no, I wouldn't bother siphoning a fortune out just before the records get permanently reduced to constituent particles.

 

[yuval152]

Blow up iraq. just because.

And draw a penis in the moon.

 

[Souplex]

I would be curious to see how water would react to a death ray from space. So I would fire it into the Atlantic ocean.

I guess I'm a scientist at heart.

It's well documented what happens when you super-heat water.

 

[deathninja]

Every time Gina Rinehart goes to eat something, I'd vapourise it first.

 

[yuval152]

Every time Gina Rinehart goes to eat something, I'd vapourise it first.

You sir, are a genius, you deserve an internet cookie.

 

[Henkie36]

I'd start with vaporizing all the mosquitos in the world, because A) They drive me completely mad and send me on a chase every evening B) It would rule out a few very nasty diseases, like malaria. Then I would write ''All thanks to the worlds biggest pea-shooter'' everywhere in the world. And I would then use it to blow up every commercial tv station in the Netherlands. (see thread ''Worst television show currently airing'')

 

[Legion]

I'd hold the world to hostage so people can sort the bloody planet out.

 

[Woodsey]

Giant penises, hundreds of feet in height! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[BOOM headshot65]

soldiers:"Sir, we have a clear lock on the mansions of the dictator of China, North Korea, Russia, Syria, and Iran, as well as westboro baptist church."

me:"Good. Fire At Will!!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Crop circles, obviously.
And I would carve 'Orbital Laser Was Here' on every major political building.

And then I would make it follow some random guy around.

 

[Padwolf]

I would get rid of every type of fly in the world. Then become a hero. Then take over the world. I'm going to take over the world one day anyway, owning such a laser will just speed up the process.

 

[Ickorus]

Loan it out to surgeons for precision amputations.

Helping people AND making money.

 

[DoomyMcDoom]

I find it amazing how many people have pud down SPECIFIC politocal parties for elimination, guys... ALL POLITICIANS ARE CORRUPT BASTARDS! THEY ARE ALL IN POLITICS TO BE IN POWER FOR THEIR OWN REASONS! and y'know, those reasons rarely if ever even coincide with the wellbeing of the people under them, and if it does, usually it's just to get them re-elected, or it's an accident.

I would rebuild the system, I would start by innitiating a campain of fear against all politicians, I would let them know why they have their job, to serve as an administrator of resources, FOR THE PEOPLE, and if the warnings weren't enough, I would start amputating limbs, if that didn't work, I would kill them outright, and replace them with more reasonably minded people, who can do the job efficiently and to the benefit of the people.

Any questions?

 

[Lt._nefarious]

I'd use it to... *breaths in, lighning strikes* make TOAST!

 

[sumanoskae]

I dunno, use it to make money, I guess.

 

[Souplex]

I'd use it to... *breaths in, lighning strikes* make TOAST!

How far would you toast it?

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

I would be curious to see how water would react to a death ray from space. So I would fire it into the Atlantic ocean.

I guess I'm a scientist at heart.

It's well documented what happens when you super-heat water.

Not with a death ray that could destroy a large city.

 

[Dangit2019]

I would vaporize an ant. A single ant. Then never use it again.

Wait! Scratch that! I'd kill all the wasps. Then be the hero of everyone because there would be no more wasps. Screw the consequences!

We will form an alliance with the bees (who are way cooler by the way)!