Death or Cake?

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Blue Musician

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That depends, is someone else in Limbo?

I would probably choose option 2, since if a lot of people are going to go to Limbo thanks to the Mexican Civil War.

Otherwise, option 1 would be fine, since I just need to defeat all the bosses from Half Life, Portal, Max Payne, Stubbs the Zombie, Super Meat Boy, and some more.
 

Varanfan9

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The only bosses I would have a lot of trouble with are the ones from Splatterhouse and Castlevania but the rest I could probably do after a couple of tries.
 

JoshGod

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If you have beaten a boss more than once do you have to fight it more than once? I'm assuming no. In that case yes as nothingness would drive me insane. besides i would win eventually....
 

ZleazyA

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Eh, I don't think I'd really be able to beat all the bosses I've beaten in my entire life, so I'll just... Wait, the cast of TF2 is in Heaven with me? BRING IT ON!!!

In all seriousness though, some of those bosses would be nigh on impossible. Unless superpowers count as a weapon, games like InFamous are going to be impossible to beat. Guess I'll be spending a lot of time with Sasha. Crap.
 

Hawk of Battle

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Neither. I refuse to believe in an afterlife, and if there IS an afterlife, then presumably it would be controlled by one of these so called "benevolent" gods, who I then refuse to believe would send me into one of these situations upon my death.

Therefore I would destroy god with my superior logic and ascend to a higher level of being and understanding. And then I would become god. And I would be a bastard. And thus I would prove my logic was in fact, a lie and so screw over countless generations of humans for all eternity.

I win.
 

interspark

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option 1 anyday! i'd rather experience limited pain than an eternity of nothingness! anyway, i'm not a fan of overly violent games so it shouldn't be that bad, although i don't see how im going to beat the Majora's Mask bosses in my normal form when they're all taylored to only be beaten in Goron/Zora/Deku form
 

Caligulove

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Option 1.

Sounds like the Jean Claude Van Damme version of Groundhog Day.

Pain sucks, and though it would never really get to the point where you're completely numb to it, at least I have the chance, however long it may be, to still achieve a goal, not to mention to actually DO something instead of going insane in nothingness for all eternity. Nothingness sounds worse than Hell, in my book.

Also, very glad that I never played any of the Contra games, or Demon's Souls
 

My name is Fiction

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Chiyo-Chan said:
The pain of death would go away eventually. I'll fight my way to Heaven.

I'd also immediately regret ever playing Demon's Souls.
"Demon souls, wow thats going to be a lot of deaths!"
 

OddOzZy666

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Chiyo-Chan said:
The pain of death would go away eventually. I'll fight my way to Heaven.

I'd also immediately regret ever playing Demon's Souls.
Thankfully, it's bosses Defeated, so I have Demon's Souls out of my hair haha, however I do have the 16 Colossi and Organisation 13....say, wanna swap?
 

Dark Knifer

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Option 1, because that existence still has a meaning, whereas limbo would have no meaning, and I just couldn't live like that.

Also, you got that line from Eddie Izzard back to front...
 

RatRace123

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Where's the cake... dear sir, were you not truthful in revealing the cake... and then that means that the cake is a false proclomation?

Option 1, I'd die a lot but I can handle pain well, of course I did infact play God of War and Ares destroyed me and I was Kratos so I can't imagine how I'd do against him myself.
 

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Leemaster777 said:
Option 1 is the obvious choice.

And really, picking it would make me very, very glad I've never played Demon's Souls, Ninja Gaiden, or Dead Space. Although I'm sure I'd be regretting playing God of War (fuck Ares), Super Meat Boy, and Bayonetta (seriously, how the fuck would I pull THAT off?).

I'm sure that the cherry on top would be fighting Sephiroth... twice. For both Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2. I'm sure by the time I'm done with THAT particular challenge, I'd have had a seven-foot katana jammed through my chest more often that I'd care to remember.

But the chance to meet Auron, The King of All Cosmos, and the entire cast of Persona 4? Worth. Any. Pain.
King of All Cosmos would just tell you that you were shit and you gotta go do it all again, I wouldn't wanna meet him, 'specially if he actually was God or something and he judged you after every boss fight.

OT: Option 1, I do hope that they are ordered by difficulty though. Either way some of these bosses I can't imagine fighting.

I'm assuming I'm taking place of the main character in Squad or Party based battles? Or am I just added into the party/squad for the battles?

I'm also assuming they're all real time and all look like the real world, so I dont get shrunk to any pixel form.

I can imagine it being pretty fun as long as I have a companion to help me, scary too though obviously...