Deathmatch!

[Daffy F]

Okay. So basically you are in a room. In this room there is:

Spoiler

A sharpened Spoon
A drinks Cabinet (With various drinks In it, you can think of some... Lets say 5 Bottles full)
Some Razor Wire
A corpse in the centre of the room on top of-
A dining table
A .357 Magnum with no bullets
And a fridge with some moldy food in it. (2 moldy sandwiches and a moldy yogurt)

Basically, do whatever, attack the other people in the room. I am already in the room, first person can attack me. Just use the items that start in the room, and PLEASE don't just go crazy with super attacks, it isn't fun.
GO!

 

[Iiits Borthwick]

I jump into the room with a plastic dagger 'tween my teeth, run over to the table and start defiling the corpse with the sharpened spoon. i also give a harsh look to daffy, making his confidence lessen by 1 point (if there is confidence.....)

 

[Daffy F]

I don't believe in confidence, I'm a silhouette. I pick up a bottle of generic alcohol from the cabinet and proceed to whack Borthwick across the head with it. The bottle Shatters and leaves shards of glass on the floor. Also I am now carrying a sharp object (Bottle Half)

 

[Daffy F]

*High Fives Xandus, then stabs him with the bottle half*

 

[Iiits Borthwick]

I run to the fridge, take out a mouldy sandwich and eat it, then promptly throw up all over Xandus, then hide behind the razor wire (my vomit does damage, by the way...)

 

[Daffy F]

I slowly pick up the shards of glass, and then fling them at Borthwick, slicing his face up a bit. Then I go to the fridge, grab the other sandwich, pick up the Magnum from Xandus' body, load the sandwich into it, creating a new weapon, my sandwich revolver. I then stash it in my Greatcoat.

 

[Daffy F]

Bother! you stole my bottle!
Looks at fridge *THINKS* Fridge door falls off, revealing a frozen meercat, which defrosts in the room. Will be ready to hurt in 2 posts or so.

 

[Iiits Borthwick]

Whilst looking for some plasters (bandaids) for my injured face, i find some dice, a warhammer fantasy rulebook and some .357 magnum bullets (slightly too late). due to neglecting my face injuries, i lose sum healths (which we may need a system for...) I find that i can use magics, and read rulebook for some help, as im confused...

 

[Daffy F]

I steal the rulebook, look at it, realise that it is merely some scribbles on a stone. I then slip on the dice, fall onto the fridge, causing the Yogurt to fall onto Borthwick's face, further hurting his wounds.

 

[Iiits Borthwick]

I pick up my "rulebook", use a lore of metal spell. i make the fridge melt, burning Daffys eyes and skin. i then throw a dice at Xandus, slightly irritating him

 

[Iiits Borthwick]

Oh NO!!!!!!! i cry.... i use Groin Kick spell!

 

[Daffy F]

*Cowers in pain on the floor due to combination of burnt eyes and skin, and lump on head due to dining table related injuries* I slowly get up, level my Sandwich Revolver, and fire it at Xandus, hitting him, and covering his Darth Vader outfit with dirty sandwich filling.. > I am SO evil. I also pick up the Meerkat and load it into my Crossbow [??] I then fire it at Borthwick.

 

[Daffy F]

*Dances on the remains of the Meerkat*

 

[Iiits Borthwick]

I decide that People are having too much fun with the dining table, using weak magic to set it on fire, i then break open a magnum bullet or two, pour the gunpowder into Xandus's and Daffy's eyes and set them on fire as well!!! HA

 

[Daffy F]

Trapdoor opens in the ceiling, and new items fall into the room

Spoiler

A desktop Fan
A very blunt butcher's knife
An AIDS needle
Several dead Dogs & Cats (8 dog corpses and 6 cat corpses)
And a Death butterfly

 

[Daffy F]

I pick up a dog corpse, and fling it at Borthwick, hitting his weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE.

 

[Iiits Borthwick]

I EAT THE AIDS NEEDLE...... then promptly throw up on the razor wire. I then pick up my razaids wire as a whip

 

[Iiits Borthwick]

I then use magic to set my razaids wire on fire! I retaliate against daffy with my Flaming Razaids wire, cutting him, and giving him aids

 

[Daffy F]

I throw my greatcoat over the razaids wire, nullifying its attack and causing Borthwick to soil himself. I then attempt to fuse a dead cat and the dead Meerkat together in some evil-scientist sort of way, and then reanimate him by thinking about it for a while. He now serves as my minion. "Keermatzenface" is his name.

 

[Iiits Borthwick]

I throw my soilings at Keermatzenface, and he is now missing a lower jaw. i also bludgeon Xandus around the head with the butchers knife. I attempt to use a very advanced spell, which sucks people through a hole in the floor, but i miscast, and it appears beneath me. I there fore cannot attack or be attacked for the next 5 posts (you will recieve my monologue from the dark place...)