Defend yourself!
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The Fire axe behind that glass that says 'Break in case of emergency' ( I bought it at a yard sale ) , now I put it to you, is 1 zombie an emergency?..No, it's fodder...hell, you can probably kill one with the pointy end ( also known as a corner ) of a DVD/Game box given ample elbow grease. Our survey says: Ball point pen through the eye is a winner aswell.
*A keyboard.
*A jar of panutbutter (surely thewhole thing will fit in it's mouth).
*A lightweight monitor.
*A tower fan.
*A lamp with a pointy spike on top.
*A rug (to cover it's eyes).
Unless the zombie's reflexes are slower than mine, I'm doomed. Otherwise I'll rip off it's arms, beat it back with them, slap it hard with the keyboard, shove the peanutbutter jar in it's mouth, cover it's head with the rug, get behind it, & twist it's neck until it's head pops off, then I'd bundle the the head up in the rug, toss it in an empty trash bag, & stomp it's brains out.
*A jar of panutbutter (surely thewhole thing will fit in it's mouth).
*A lightweight monitor.
*A tower fan.
*A lamp with a pointy spike on top.
*A rug (to cover it's eyes).
Unless the zombie's reflexes are slower than mine, I'm doomed. Otherwise I'll rip off it's arms, beat it back with them, slap it hard with the keyboard, shove the peanutbutter jar in it's mouth, cover it's head with the rug, get behind it, & twist it's neck until it's head pops off, then I'd bundle the the head up in the rug, toss it in an empty trash bag, & stomp it's brains out.
Must I go for the closest item? Cause that's my knife, and my knife is boring. And I wouldn't wanna use my hands. Zombies are icky. Full of germs and zombie-cooties. I should be able to avoid my unwanted guest and go for the axe at my sofa table, the machete in my nightstand, or the truncheon beside my nightstand. But I think I'll go for the cane that's leaning against my wardrobe instead. Sure, it might break after a few hits to the fellas forehead, but I always wanted to smack a zombie dead with that old cane.
My friend JUST moved in and his kitchen LITERALLY has just a grafruit on a tableProfessorLayton said:
i dont recall saying that it would have an effect...i just rly want to do all that stuff cause it would be fun...i mean rly if i dont it 2 a human i get arrested so.....MattRooney06 said: