What happens if someone does the spoilered "Grab an item, can you eat it?" thread again? Many people grabbed combat knives, hilarity ensued.icame said:
Defend yourself!
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ummmm... i think i would kick it in the back of the knees punch it in the throat the i would STOMP IT IN THE NUTS!!!! (or KICK IT IN THE BOOBS!!! if its a girl, but preferably a guy cause i have always wanted to do all that stuff 2 some 1 the stomp him in the nuts.)
the closest thing to me is the ultimate weapon-a marine. 
i'd be safe from zombies.
EDIT: an infantry marine, too. so, i am really safe.
i'd be safe from zombies.EDIT: an infantry marine, too. so, i am really safe.
Sledgehammer.
There's also a pretty heavy axe in the garage, but it probably wouldn't have the stopping power to properly fend off a zombie. I mean, if you his them improperly with a lighter weapon, your weapon could get stuck in the zombie without causing enough damage to halt its assault. With a heavy instrument, even if you don't hit dead-on, you're still likely to knock the target off its feet, buying you time to escape or for a second attack.
There's also a pretty heavy axe in the garage, but it probably wouldn't have the stopping power to properly fend off a zombie. I mean, if you his them improperly with a lighter weapon, your weapon could get stuck in the zombie without causing enough damage to halt its assault. With a heavy instrument, even if you don't hit dead-on, you're still likely to knock the target off its feet, buying you time to escape or for a second attack.
my .45 Rock Island Compact ....... what.... I carry this thing all over the house, I have it on the sink next to me when I take a crap, and while I am in the shower, at night I clear my chamber, lock the hammer and sleep with it on the floor next to my bed, once I get my CHL it will come every where with me.
wtf man thats like my exact plan, feed this random girl sitting next to me to him then use the computer to splat himGus Hauser said:I'm using a computer in a library so I think id grab the guy next to me and throw him into the Zombies path, then grab the little table next to me and bash his rotting brains in!
its a zombie L.....nut stops, and throat punches dont stop itcodebulder said:
It cant feel pain, It cant feel fear, it cant feel sorrow
Only hunger
Well... I have 2 combat knives on my desk within reach, 2 katanas hanging on my wall, my family sword on the other wall, 3 broad swords in the corner, a battle-axe on the wall, and 2 shields on the same wall... I'm a sword collector, and have sufficient training with all of this weaponry to kill it...
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I use my keyboard.
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I use my keyboard.