Defend yourself!

[holy_secret]

Hmm...all I have is my iPhone 4. I guess the edges are pretty...edgy.

 

[open trap]

I have an assortment of knives in my room, im safe.

 

[spacecowboy86]

well... i have a katana just across the room... and until i can get to it i have number of heavy books and a stool next to me, wow i might actually be okay, i'm better armed in my room than i thought.

 

[Frankydee]

I have a spoon and a sharpie within arms reach.

yea he's pretty much fucked.

 

[m.zajac]

No zombie can match the power of a Fender Stratocaster!

 

[Trivun]

I'm in the kitchen, so the kitchen knives and the big heavy wok that I'm about to wash up. Use it as a blunt instrument for now, and then use the knife to try and sever the spinal column or the back of the neck, thus dealing the zombie kill-blow fairly quickly.

Then, being in the flat on the first floor in my building, it shouldn't be too tough to barricade the only entry point into the flat... ;D

 

[himemiya1650]

My precision screw drivers, it'll give them use for something other than my glasses. Otherwise I'd say a hard drive.

 

[spartan1077]

:/ I for once am completely defenseless. But why did they used to say? A knifless man is a lifeless man? Ya. I'll jump kick that zombie in the face then elbow slam him so his head falls off then I'll take his arm and use it as bait for the zombies outside.

 

[loppopoo]

Knife, computer, large assortment of blunt objects... BRING IT ON!!!!

 

[zaiggs]

Sacrificing my portable hard drive in order to beat the zombie to death seems like my only option. Or using my desk lamp as a club. Either way, it looks like I'm going to have to smash something against it repeatedly in order to take it down.

 

[spartan1077]

a cell phone, half a sandwich, a pen...
[sub][sub][sub]and a search bar =P[/sub][/sub][/sub]

[sub][sub][sub][sub] I had to zoom in to see that... but nice post [/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Chamale]

Whack it quickly with a speaker from the computer, then run down to the landing and grab my dagger. If it came from the back rather than front door, I'd whack it with a speaker and go get the baseball bat next to the front door.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Well I've got a rather large knife not that far from my bed. Its mainly for show, but it should be able to pierce a skull at least once. If that fails I got plenty of heavy objects I could beat it over the head with.

 

[ICanBreakTheseCuffs]

I'd use the crowbar I keep under my bed.

doesn't everyone?
OT:my guitar.............FUCK YEAH!

 

[newwiseman]

Blade from the paper cutter in my office, I just sharpened it too.

 

[Codor]

Unloaded shotgun is a nice club as well as a machete and baseball bat, I live zombie dies....again.

 

[technoted]

I have a Viking Battleaxe about 3 feet away from me, I think I stand a chance of taking this fucker down.

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

I'd either use my pocket knife or my Aikido to floor it and move about ten feet to grab either my gladius, saber, katana, or wakazashi. Yes, I collect bladed weapons. Yes, it would be effective. Or I could snap its neck, but I'd rather have steel between me and face noming zombie. XD

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I have a bunch of crap around me that I can use to defend myself but I would likely yank up the chair I'm sitting on and use that to keep it at bay and potentially cave in it's stupid, rotted skull.

 

[Caligulove]

I'm actually the cabinet door in my room, so I have a few screwdrivers and a hammer on the shelf next to me- so probably go straight for the hammer and get medieval on it