Diablo 2 grated me horribly for those old graphics and I hated every second out of combat.
Then Diablo 3 comes along and sucks ass in most other ways -.-
I have never purchased a Mario game, I hate pasta, I do not care about the olympics or any sport... except StarCraft 2
I annoy my online friends ceaselessly to get them to come join me on Star-Craft 2 as well...
I have 3 black cats, one of which is worshipped by one of my friends.
I strongly suspect I may get a luxury-compartment on my Train to Tartarus with this list!
Ooooh. I remember that. I fucking raged so hard...
Forgive me Spicy Nacho Doritos, for I have sinned.
I like the Call of Duty series
I found Morrowind to be incredibly boring and lackluster
I liked Final Fantasy X more than VII. Quite a bit more, actually.
I found Far Cry 2 to be one of the worst games every made.
I thoroughly enjoyed Crysis 1 and its expansion.
I forgot what game it was that supplanted Far Cry 2 as the worst game I've ever played.
I actually enjoyed a Tower Defense game...Orcs Must Die.
I haven't played Skyrim yet even though it has some of the best music I've ever heard.
I think Deus Ex is overrated. Still good, especially for its time, but it's not the second coming of Christ.
I enjoyed Alpha Protocol immensely.
I enjoy Mass Effect 3's multiplayer.
I am afraid that there can be no forgiveness!
We will be at your door tomorrow to start the cleansing. Do not wear white trousers, you want things to look dignified at the scene of the crime expunging.
I only played Team Fortress 2 on the xbox
I only played pokemon after ruby
I still play Yu-Gi-Oh
I never finished Mass Effect One
I Always leave the toilet seat up...
Forgive me Haruhi, for i have strayed from the path
I probably watch too much anime (hence the first sentence)
I too really like halo
I prefer skyrim to oblivion
I have never played morrowind
I have never found GTA games to be engaging
I think Half life has been ruined by its fanbase and it's over-hyped nature, its also not that great (also evangelion)
I have never finished a Legend of zelda, megaman, sonic or final fantasy game, despite having played at least one game in each series
I prefer human revolution to the original deus ex
I have still not seen Cowboy Bebop
I don't seem to be in love with DayZ (again not sure if this is a sin, but everyone seems to be going crazy about this at the moment while i find it 'good' at best)
I still haven't played The Witcher 2, despite having bought it release week
I hate the new Dr. Who, saw some eps, and...no, the classic "who" charm is missing.
I thought Raiden was pretty awesome actually in MGS2
I never finished a Zelda game and they actually bore me.
I fell asleep during LotR, and never watched any of them, the Hobbit can kiss my ***.
I swore never to watch anime again, but i watched Zetman recently, which was pretty epic.
I don't like Heath Ledger's Joker
I liked Castlevania: Lords of Shadow....which ties in with....
I liked Stargate Universe.
I liked Prometheus
And what is with all the Nutella love everywhere?
Been eating that crap for ages, what's so special about it NOW?
I think the Elder Scrolls games are some of the most boring games ever created.
I am continuing to buy Bioware games despite everyone now hating them.
I'm a hypocrite who hates Apple but can't find a better music player than iTunes.
I can't stand anything Joss Whedon has touched.
Despite enjoying Final Fantasy games, I've still never actually got to the end of any of them.
Starfox Adventures is my favourite Starfox game.
I actually kind of enjoyed SWTOR.
I never played Cod 4 and think blackops is the best Call of Duty
I never finished a Mario Game
I think pokemon Colosseum is the best pokemon game
I never finished a Sonic game
I can't stand baseball and basketball
I think hockey is the best sport
I never finished Chrono Trigger.
I don't think have never eaten a Jaffa Cakes seem so delicious.
I never finished Morrowind.
I like Oblivion better than Skyrim.
I dislike 3D-style Mario games (Super Mario 64, Super Mario Galaxy, etc)
Link's Adventure on the NES is my favorite Zelda games...but I had to use the wall-glitch to beat Dark Link
I really like Aquaman (new 52)
I'm genuinely interested in New 52 and, like bits of it
I have never beaten a Paper Mario title (or indeed played the SNES Mario RPG)
I have never played Dungeons & Dragons proper
I've still never played Arkham City OR Mass Effect 3 and won't until they're out on Wii-U
I like Halo ODST more than Halo, 2 and, 3...all because it lacks Flood
I have never played Resident Evil 4
I liked Dr. Who but not enough to follow the series (same with Star Trek original and, Next Gen)
I like Batman and Robin more than Dark Knight Rises and, Batman Forever more than Batman Begins.
Forgive me Father for I have sinned.
I like Metal Gear Solid 1 & 2, the only games in the sries that I've played, a lot and unironically.
I read Meg Cabot for fun.
Although I've read 2,543 manga books I honestly think that only one manga series in 100 contains intelligent humor.
I read the first Twilight book and found it boring but not horrible.
I am afraid that there can be no forgiveness!
We will be at your door tomorrow to start the cleansing. Do not wear white trousers, you want things to look dignified at the scene of the crime expunging.
The first Crysis was a beautiful game with a horribly optimized engine, mostly due to how many new boundaries it was pushing as far as graphical fidelity was concerned.
The AI in the game was a joke, though. The human enemies would either stand out in the open or rush you all in lines, the alien enemies were fast annoying bastards to hit, and the nanosuit enemies were just there. Yeah, the AI in the second was a joke too because they basically only needed to script four different enemy types and all of them were mostly humanoid, but I thought they were a little smarter all the same.
The nanosuit was also a joke. Why did Koreans wearing normal bullet-proof armor take as many bullets as my hyper-advanced future-suit could take before going down? Why did speed and stealth mode drain power so quickly, why was the power jump a useless piece of crap, and why did you die in two shots if you weren't using armor mode? Speed mode might just be a normal sprint in the sequel, and 'power' mode (i.e. super-jump and super-punch) are equally almost worthless, but the upgrades and the fact that the cloak and armor can be used for more than five seconds instantly make it better in my eyes.
The weapons weren't... terrible, but the availability of them was. If you liked the SCAR that you start out with, well then you're SOL, because if you want ammo you better be picking guns up off of the guys you kill. Grenades, C4, etc. were useless because the stealth and AI were so pathetic that you didn't get any time to set up traps to begin with, and the vehicles were probably the worst controlled vehicles I've ever seen in any video game, ever.
And as for the 'openness' of the world? Worthless and only meant to pad out game time. They plant you down in a large map, tell you to find your own way to the objective, and then give you absolutely nothing to do except go to the objective. Sure, you can dick around in the water, you can run around through the trees, but in the end the only thing you can actually do is go to your next objective, which defeats the purpose of having an 'open' game. Sure, the game didn't paint huge numbers on where you should go depending on if you wanted to stealth or go out guns blazing like 2 did, but I found myself using the same tactics in both games regardless - Cloaking and taking out enemies one at a time with silenced, single-shot guns.
The story was batshit insane in both, so I don't count that as a point for or against, but the only thing that really wowed me about Crysis was the alien spaceship. And while Crysis 2 may not have had something that awesome, the ground tearing up and being pulled up into the sky was pretty cool.
Don't get me wrong, I don't think the first Crysis is bad. I just think the sequel is better.
And I know you were (probably) joking, but I'm sure that there are people on this website who wouldn't be able to stand that I think that way.
Fuck you random deity, I don't need your forgiveness
-I hate Mario games.
-I hate Sonic games
-it took me three years to finish watching all the Firefly episodes.
-Nathan Fillion is over rated(But still an almighty Godbeast actor)
-I thought every single Metal gear solid game except MGS 3 sucked.
-Okamiden sucked balls.
-I sold my PS2 to increase the budget of a gaming PC in 2006..
-I pirated most of my PS2 games on my PSX2 emulator
-Doctor Who is shite.
-I hate the Brovengers.
I watched Firefly and thought it was only pretty okay.
I watched the first Twilight and didn't think there was anything too wrong with it.
I watched the Star Wars prequels and thought they weren't that bad.
I don't watch Dr. Who
I don't finish video games I play...except KOTOR 1 and 2.
I feel guilty after playing video games for more than an hour
I feel guilty after watching tv for more than an hour
I liked Halo 1 more than 2 or 3
I like Final Fantasy Tactics Advance more than the original
I like how women are portrayed in video games
I don't like that I like that
I don't like Zelda...any of them
I don't like being an anime fan
I have never finished a pokemon game
I convert people to Magic who don't have the time or money for it
I am afraid that there can be no forgiveness!
We will be at your door tomorrow to start the cleansing. Do not wear white trousers, you want things to look dignified at the scene of the crime expunging.
The first Crysis was a beautiful game with a horribly optimized engine, mostly due to how many new boundaries it was pushing as far as graphical fidelity was concerned.
The AI in the game was a joke, though. The human enemies would either stand out in the open or rush you all in lines, the alien enemies were fast annoying bastards to hit, and the nanosuit enemies were just there. Yeah, the AI in the second was a joke too because they basically only needed to script four different enemy types and all of them were mostly humanoid, but I thought they were a little smarter all the same.
The nanosuit was also a joke. Why did Koreans wearing normal bullet-proof armor take as many bullets as my hyper-advanced future-suit could take before going down? Why did speed and stealth mode drain power so quickly, why was the power jump a useless piece of crap, and why did you die in two shots if you weren't using armor mode? Speed mode might just be a normal sprint in the sequel, and 'power' mode (i.e. super-jump and super-punch) are equally almost worthless, but the upgrades and the fact that the cloak and armor can be used for more than five seconds instantly make it better in my eyes.
The weapons weren't... terrible, but the availability of them was. If you liked the SCAR that you start out with, well then you're SOL, because if you want ammo you better be picking guns up off of the guys you kill. Grenades, C4, etc. were useless because the stealth and AI were so pathetic that you didn't get any time to set up traps to begin with, and the vehicles were probably the worst controlled vehicles I've ever seen in any video game, ever.
And as for the 'openness' of the world? Worthless and only meant to pad out game time. They plant you down in a large map, tell you to find your own way to the objective, and then give you absolutely nothing to do except go to the objective. Sure, you can dick around in the water, you can run around through the trees, but in the end the only thing you can actually do is go to your next objective, which defeats the purpose of having an 'open' game. Sure, the game didn't paint huge numbers on where you should go depending on if you wanted to stealth or go out guns blazing like 2 did, but I found myself using the same tactics in both games regardless - Cloaking and taking out enemies one at a time with silenced, single-shot guns.
The story was batshit insane in both, so I don't count that as a point for or against, but the only thing that really wowed me about Crysis was the alien spaceship. And while Crysis 2 may not have had something that awesome, the ground tearing up and being pulled up into the sky was pretty cool.
Don't get me wrong, I don't think the first Crysis is bad. I just think the sequel is better.
And I know you were (probably) joking, but I'm sure that there are people on this website who wouldn't be able to stand that I think that way.
Fair enough...
BUT
And this is a large, round sexy and very important but,
there is a way around this:
CRYSIS WARHEAD.
Fixes all Crysis 1's crap, but keeps the basics of the cry-engine 2, is MUCH better optimised, has a more likeable character, uses the enemy types better and holy crap some of the level layout and shorter scenes like chasing a Korean General over a frozen ocean in a Hover-craft while aliens and Nano-suited koreans fight around you is simply epic every damn time.
So there it is, the solution
Damnit, by teaching the world of Crysis Warhead I lose my first-class ticket to torture now This means I have all that "does he really belong here" bureaucracy at the gates...
I am a Valve fanboy (or pretty much anything that runs on the source engine)
I hate WoW with a passion having played very little of it.
I have never really got into Morrowind (Oblivion is one of my favourite games though)
I found Skyrim average
I actually like the new Deus Ex
I shot a guy on DayZ
I shot a lot of guys on DayZ
Forgive me Origin of all that is Good and Mother to us all.[footnote]Fuck your rules I do what I want![/footnote]
I've never played Morrowind.
I have never watched Doctor Who.
I don't believe it took me 10 years to finally get around to watching Firefly.
I've never watched/read Game of Thrones.
Okamiden was terrible.
Let me tell you something about Morrowind. It is the ONE game that I still consider better than Okami. They are apples and oranges, and Okami is a flawless game while Morrowind requires you to dig through its mud for its diamonds, but I still love its world and the character building.
That said:
Forgive me, because...
I have never beat Morrowind
I think feta cheese tastes good on teriyaki chicken.
I took about 4 years after it was canceled to watch Firefly
I enjoyed the Watchmen movie
I won't take a dump without a gameboy or a book.
I am afraid that there can be no forgiveness!
We will be at your door tomorrow to start the cleansing. Do not wear white trousers, you want things to look dignified at the scene of the crime expunging.
The first Crysis was a beautiful game with a horribly optimized engine, mostly due to how many new boundaries it was pushing as far as graphical fidelity was concerned.
The AI in the game was a joke, though. The human enemies would either stand out in the open or rush you all in lines, the alien enemies were fast annoying bastards to hit, and the nanosuit enemies were just there. Yeah, the AI in the second was a joke too because they basically only needed to script four different enemy types and all of them were mostly humanoid, but I thought they were a little smarter all the same.
The nanosuit was also a joke. Why did Koreans wearing normal bullet-proof armor take as many bullets as my hyper-advanced future-suit could take before going down? Why did speed and stealth mode drain power so quickly, why was the power jump a useless piece of crap, and why did you die in two shots if you weren't using armor mode? Speed mode might just be a normal sprint in the sequel, and 'power' mode (i.e. super-jump and super-punch) are equally almost worthless, but the upgrades and the fact that the cloak and armor can be used for more than five seconds instantly make it better in my eyes.
The weapons weren't... terrible, but the availability of them was. If you liked the SCAR that you start out with, well then you're SOL, because if you want ammo you better be picking guns up off of the guys you kill. Grenades, C4, etc. were useless because the stealth and AI were so pathetic that you didn't get any time to set up traps to begin with, and the vehicles were probably the worst controlled vehicles I've ever seen in any video game, ever.
And as for the 'openness' of the world? Worthless and only meant to pad out game time. They plant you down in a large map, tell you to find your own way to the objective, and then give you absolutely nothing to do except go to the objective. Sure, you can dick around in the water, you can run around through the trees, but in the end the only thing you can actually do is go to your next objective, which defeats the purpose of having an 'open' game. Sure, the game didn't paint huge numbers on where you should go depending on if you wanted to stealth or go out guns blazing like 2 did, but I found myself using the same tactics in both games regardless - Cloaking and taking out enemies one at a time with silenced, single-shot guns.
The story was batshit insane in both, so I don't count that as a point for or against, but the only thing that really wowed me about Crysis was the alien spaceship. And while Crysis 2 may not have had something that awesome, the ground tearing up and being pulled up into the sky was pretty cool.
Don't get me wrong, I don't think the first Crysis is bad. I just think the sequel is better.
And I know you were (probably) joking, but I'm sure that there are people on this website who wouldn't be able to stand that I think that way.
Fair enough...
BUT
And this is a large, round sexy and very important but,
there is a way around this:
CRYSIS WARHEAD.
Fixes all Crysis 1's crap, but keeps the basics of the cry-engine 2, is MUCH better optimised, has a more likeable character, uses the enemy types better and holy crap some of the level layout and shorter scenes like chasing a Korean General over a frozen ocean in a Hover-craft while aliens and Nano-suited koreans fight around you is simply epic every damn time.
So there it is, the solution
Damnit, by teaching the world of Crysis Warhead I lose my first-class ticket to torture now This means I have all that "does he really belong here" bureaucracy at the gates...
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