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[Piecewise]

Deleted because it was getting out of hand.
Apparently the interent can't give criticism without degrading itself to petulant screaming.

 

[Sassafrass]

SPOILER THAT AC2 ONE!!!
You've just ruined it for me.
Apart from that, love the hate.

 

[WrongSprite]

What a load of crap. Not only have you just ruined Assassins Creed for me, but this also doesn't belong in the User Reviews section, as these aren't reviews.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

If that Assassin's Creed 2 one is true then you sir are either an arse, or immensely ignorant.

 

[Jamienra]

why spoil AC2 for people you prick

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Piecewise]

If you didn't guess that assassin's creed would end with a stupid scifi ending then you're beyond help. Also the fact that you're killing people up the ladder of power in Italy should have already given you a good inclination that

Spoiler

the pope

would be in there somewhere. Not like assassin's creed's story was good anyway.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Sassafrass]

*Addition hate comment and referance to that other dude who did this "first" (And alot better)*

That'd be Fniff, I think.

EDIT: removed due to something or other.

 

[Piecewise]

*Addition hate comment and referance to that other dude who did this "first" (And alot better)*

That'd be Fniff, I think.

If you didn't guess that assassin's creed would end with a stupid scifi ending then you're beyond help. Also the fact that you're killing people up the ladder of power in Italy should have already given you a good inclination that the pope would be in there somewhere. Not like assassin's creed's story was good anyway.

I didn't even know of the story in AC2 as I was getting it for Christmas.
How many of these have you actually played?

I've played all of them. And the story in AC2 does suck, it's something that dan brown would crap out if after he read the left behind series and did some meth. Also, fliff is FAR from the first person to do one sentence reviews, far from the first person on these boards even. You can hate the post, I don't mind that, but don't out and out lie about where the idea came from.

 

[Brad Shepard]

*Addition hate comment and referance to that other dude who did this "first" (And alot better)*

That'd be Fniff, I think.

If you didn't guess that assassin's creed would end with a stupid scifi ending then you're beyond help. Also the fact that you're killing people up the ladder of power in Italy should have already given you a good inclination that the pope would be in there somewhere. Not like assassin's creed's story was good anyway.

I didn't even know of the story in AC2 as I was getting it for Christmas.
How many of these have you actually played?

i played it, hell, stayed up last night to 3am to beat it, trust me, its worth the buy, they said they would kill the repetitive crap from ac1, and they dident lie, all the missions where really fun, and the ending was so awesome, i cant wait for ac3 which you know theres going to be one.

 

[Sassafrass]

I've played all of them. And the story in AC2 does suck, it's something that dan brown would crap out if after he read the left behind series and did some meth. Also, fliff is FAR from the first person to do one sentence reviews, far from the first person on these boards even. You can hate the post, I don't mind that, but don't out and out lie about where the idea came from.

Well, I did say I think.
As in I wasn't sure.

 

[Octorok]

Reported. I'm getting damn sick of these one-line "reviews". These are not reviews. These are not summaries, or funny or whatever else you may think of. These are bullcrap.

A good thread will generate discussion, or in the case of a review, actually motherfucking review something. You are simply trying to copy the style of other pricks who alse think that this is an acceptable thread to post in User Reviews.

Please, if you want to review, have a look round at the regular and popular reviewers to have a look at such things as formatting, grammar and just a general style. However, do not post this and think that it counts as a review.

I have reported you, and I hope you get bannage of some kind. You've been around for ages and you've got some posts under your belt so this really isn't on. GRRRRRR! THESE MAKE ME SO VERY ANGRY!

I really can't get across in word form how angry you make me. You're clogging up the User Reviews section with this shit idea that some other fucknut came up with and all of the people who wanted to review something but had no talent said "LOLZ!!!1 If I just type random shit that may or may not be related to the game I'm typing about I can pretend that I'm a real REVOOER and not some fuckhead who thinks that it's funny/remotely funny/even in the slightest bit funny to write some crap in the form of a single sentence REVOO!!1"

In essence ; Don't do this again.

EDIT : I quote myself...

Some other fuckhead has decided to try and be Yahtzee, but are actually too lazy write anything or have any substance or even the slightest bit of humour and so have written a series of one-sentence "reviews" that are obviously just clogging up the Reviews section because this fucknut thinks he has even the slightest bit of talent and has so decided to write a review in the single most shit format ever, composed of some very dubious grammar, massive spoilers and one random fact that may or may not relate to the game he's talking about.

You are trying to be Yahtzee, but are too lazy to type more than a sentence which doesn't make any fucking sense.

 

[Neosage]

Don't quit your day job, your reviews are crap, you need to add way more content, doing a single sentence isn't a review. Not even Yahtzee's show is like this.

 

[mechanixis]

The funny thing is, everyone posting just to spit in the guy's face for making this thread results in it getting bumped into the Hot Topic list, which in turn makes more people read it and more people post in it. I.R.O.N.Y.

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

Well my good sir, you fucking suck donkey tits.

 

[Jonny49]

Get out the fire-extinguisher, this is going to get nasty.

 

[Piecewise]

Reported. I'm getting damn sick of these one-line "reviews". These are not reviews. These are not summaries, or funny or whatever else you may think of. These are bullcrap.

A good thread will generate discussion, or in the case of a review, actually motherfucking review something. You are simply trying to copy the style of other pricks who alse think that this is an acceptable thread to post in User Reviews.

Please, if you want to review, have a look round at the regular and popular reviewers to have a look at such things as formatting, grammar and just a general style. However, do not post this and think that it counts as a review.

I have reported you, and I hope you get bannage of some kind. You've been around for ages and you've got some posts under your belt so this really isn't on. GRRRRRR! THESE MAKE ME SO VERY ANGRY!

I really can't get across in word form how angry you make me. You're clogging up the User Reviews section with this shit idea that some other fucknut came up with and all of the people who wanted to review something but had no talent said "LOLZ!!!1 If I just type random shit that may or may not be related to the game I'm typing about I can pretend that I'm a real REVOOER and not some fuckhead who thinks that it's funny/remotely funny/even in the slightest bit funny to write some crap in the form of a single sentence REVOO!!1"

In essence ; Don't do this again.

EDIT : I quote myself...

Some other fuckhead has decided to try and be Yahtzee, but are actually too lazy write anything or have any substance or even the slightest bit of humour and so have written a series of one-sentence "reviews" that are obviously just clogging up the Reviews section because this fucknut thinks he has even the slightest bit of talent and has so decided to write a review in the single most shit format ever, composed of some very dubious grammar, massive spoilers and one random fact that may or may not relate to the game he's talking about.

You are trying to be Yahtzee, but are too lazy to type more than a sentence which doesn't make any fucking sense.

Well I have done dozens of reviews on here, this being my first and only attempt to do single sentence ones, simply for the hell of it. People usually like my longer reviews so I figured I'd give this a try. People don't like it so I won't do it.

Oh and its rather childish to connect yahtzee with every even mildly sarcastic review. I did reviews on other sites in the same manner before yahtzee was even here, so don't go around telling me I'm stealing from him.

 

[Octorok]

Le Snippity Snip Snip

In that case I withdraw some of the aggression and put forward that you should know better. Plus, this is the Escapist. Anything that even remotely resembles Yahtzee's reviewing style is essentially a guarenteed wannabe, and doing a quickfire, sarcastic and "humourous" non-review is a surefire way to copy Yahtzee.

Although, in fairness, you didn't do what most Yahtzee fans do. They normally say in the introduction (if there is one) "I'm not trying to be like Yahtzee". When that line pops up you can just quote it and say "Yes you are."

 

[Piecewise]

Le Snippity Snip Snip

In that case I withdraw some of the aggression and put forward that you should know better. Plus, this is the Escapist. Anything that even remotely resembles Yahtzee's reviewing style is essentially a guarenteed wannabe, and doing a quickfire, sarcastic and "humourous" non-review is a surefire way to copy Yahtzee.


Although, in fairness, you didn't do what most Yahtzee fans do. They normally say in the introduction (if there is one) "I'm not trying to be like Yahtzee". When that line pops up you can just quote it and say "Yes you are."

The reviews weren't good so I deleted it, hopefully so this tread can die. Maybe I'll do some actual reviews of these games. In part, the only reason I tried this was because of the sudden boom of the style here. Personally, I didn't find them funny but everyone else seemed to.