Dell's "Masked Gunman" Stunt Ends As Badly As You'd Think

vansau

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Dell's "Masked Gunman" Stunt Ends As Badly As You'd Think



With a title like this, you just know Dell's stunt has to have ended badly, and the reports certainly don't disappoint.

Every now and then, a news story surfaces about a media stunt that is so brainless that it defies logic. There was Sony's horrible "All I Want For X-Mas is a PSP" fake viral marketing site, Acclaim's ... Well, anything <a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acclaim_Entertainment>Acclaim Entertainment did while it was trying to hold off bankruptcy, and now there's Dell's "Masked Gunman" stunt.

Two Dell employees, Bryan Chester and his boss Daniel Rawson, have been arrested after they caused a panic at Dell's offices in Round Rock, Texas. But, honestly, it sounds like they pretty much deserved it.

The two men decided to create an internal marketing stunt to promote the Dell Streak Tablet at the offices, but didn't tell anyone else at the Dell Round Rock Campus. Now, this isn't uncommon when it comes to such tactics, but Chester and Rawson probably should have let them know about what they had planned.

Chester dressed up as a biker (apparently because the tablet can interface with Harley Davidson motorcycles), wearing a black mask, and walked through the one of the campus's buildings carrying two metal objects as he yelled for everyone to move into the lobby.

Unsurprisingly, employees didn't react well to some strange dude stomping through their offices ordering them to corral in the lobby. A bunch of folks called 911, claiming there was a "masked gunman" in the building. When the police arrived, they talked to Daniel Rawson, "who refused to comply and give information initially about who and what the masked man was doing there. When he did finally explain they eventually confronted Chester somewhere else in the building."

Here's the police description of what happened:

Essentially, a member of the marketing group (who wore dark clothing with a face-hiding, skull-pattern mask) held aloft small metallic items as he rushed through densely staffed areas while yelling "go to the lobby," believed by many of the 400-plus witnesses to be directives under armed threat (as was reported to police). Teams of heavily armed officers swept through the buildings to locate the threats and usher victims to safety.

Chester and Rawson have been arrested and are now up on multiple charges, including Interfering With Public Duties and Deadly Conduct.

I swear: Some days, it's just not possible to facepalm hard enough.

Source: Geek

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Something Amyss

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As badly as I'd thing?

Anyway, this is just...Brilliantly bad. It really is impossible to facepalm hard enough here.
 

Bob_F_It

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Sometimes all you need is to play some chess; you need to realise what things look like from the other person's perspective.
 

vansau

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Zachary Amaranth said:
As badly as I'd thing?

Anyway, this is just...Brilliantly bad. It really is impossible to facepalm hard enough here.
I fixed that before it went live... doesn't seem to have refreshed. Give it a few.
 

TheAmazingHobo

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Man, that reminds me of the time I used to run through our CS lab and just randomly yell that I have a bomb hidden in the building. Ahh. Good times.
Wasn´t for marketing or anything, mind you.

But I suppose the marketing guys did at least get some media coverage out of the stunt, so good on them.
 

Something Amyss

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vansau said:
Zachary Amaranth said:
As badly as I'd thing?

Anyway, this is just...Brilliantly bad. It really is impossible to facepalm hard enough here.
I fixed that before it went live... doesn't seem to have refreshed. Give it a few.
Oddly enough, by the time I clicked on my messages, fixed. Surreal.
 

therandombear

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How big a failure was it?
This hard:
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or this hard?


Or should it be a collage of both facepalming?

Some people don't really think through their plans...to amusement of us
 

WolfEdge

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What? ... But... I can't... I don't even... HOW would it... The ramifications ALONE should have...

nnnnnNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

icyneesan

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I wonder what they were drinking/smoking to come up with a idea like this that even sounds remotely smart/well thought out.



Enjoy your obligatory facepalm image.
 

uppitycracker

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Yep, saw this in the local paper yesterday, Round Rock is practically Austin. Not the brightest way to go about it. Didn't know about the charges filed, though, seems a little harsh to charge the man a class A misdemeanor. But, oh well. Better than a felony.
 

Bretty

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I wonder if they still get bonuses if they are in 'federal pound in the ass' prison?

Idiots that had good jobs, and now dont.
 

AwesomeFerret

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Wow. Just wow. I facepalmed all the way out through the back of my head. Then around the world and facepalmed again. Just because of the sheer idiocy of this stunt. I suppose they deserve some credit then.
 

OldAccount

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Didn't the exact same thing happen with a Splintercell marketing gimmick? People never learn.