Dell's "Masked Gunman" Stunt Ends As Badly As You'd Think

Prof. Monkeypox

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Actually, I think this could have ended much worse.

Also, I guess my primitive civilian brain can't grasp the complexities of internal marketing, but how do you get someone excited for a product by associating it with unstable bikers and psychological trauma.
 

TheMadDoctorsCat

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Well at least it all ended happily for them... they've now shown the level of intelligence, commonsense and initiative that Dell look to fill their senior management positions.
 

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spectrenihlus said:


There really is nothing else that can be said.
Ahh, Red... he is a man of few words, but those words speak volumes...

Anyways, after reading this story, I have to lay down, as I think I gave myself a headache with the facepalm I did...
 

Knusper

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Ho did that help with advertising? They deserve to be punished, it didn't sound like it was funny to the other employees.

I'm loving that Escapist 'Bad Idea' stamp, by the way
 

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
Wow...and in Texas?

I'm amazed they didn't get shot. (Given their clothes, actions and calls received)
It was a holy day, Jesus might've been angry.

Also: today's message from Inglip? "Ddredura awaited"
Spooky!
 

Kenjitsuka

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Seriously, marketing people often don't recognise really bad ideas as such and think they must be super epic of thinking it because it's not already been done before in marketing.

Heavy charges, but then again some of those 400 people probably will have a bit of PTSD or nightmares for some time because of it.
 

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You see, the original stunt idea is fucking retarded, but then when the guy "wouldn't initially tell police what was going on" what the FUCK is that!? THE POLICE ARE HERE AND THINK YOU'RE A GUNMAN. That's pretty much an "abort PR stunt" scenario.

Jesus Christ, my head just exploded.
 

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vansau said:
I swear: Some days, it's just not possible to facepalm hard enough.
Thats when you resort to multi-facepalm, or if its really bad, facedesk.
 

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icyneesan said:
I wonder what they were drinking/smoking to come up with a idea like this that even sounds remotely smart/well thought out.



Enjoy your obligatory facepalm image.
Do i read it bottom-up or top-down? In otherwords, is she looking at you in disbelief and then facepalming or is she facepalming and then looking at you in disbelief? I'm leaning towards the first one since this seems pretty japanese...

''It hurt itself in it's confusion!''
 

Vrach

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vansau said:
I swear: Some days, it's just not possible to facepalm hard enough.

OT: These guys are fucking idiots. Actually "ends as badly as you'd think" would lead me to think they got shot by security or police officers, so I'd say they got off easy. The "Escapist seal of a bad idea" is epic though :D
 

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What? You mean being held hostage by people pretending to be armed bikers DIDN'T make them want to buy computer products? Now who could've seen THAT coming?
 

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Eri said:
This might have been dumb but people are even fucking dumber for saying he had guns when he clearly didn't have anything even remotely similar to a gun.
Masked man in leather biker clothes carrying two metallic objects in either hand, waving them about while yelling at everyone to get to the lobby? I'd assume guns, I'd assume threat, and I'd probably draw down on him. Seriously, it sounds like a good call to me.